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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up

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Just now, Deej said:

Always holding  my breath waiting for Whittington's hamstring to explode. 

Let's treat that like a no-hitter in progress...

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It’s Mr. Robinson’s neighborhood. Card is showing a lot of poise for being so green.  SWIDT? Ha ha! We’re not worthy! 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

SOUND THE ALARM GORILLA BOOFING INBOUND

FYI gorillas have baby dicks. We should pick another animal. Like ducks. Those fuckers have huge cocks.

Mensa looks so much more fucking highly regarded in hindsight.

Healthy JWhitt takes this offense to a whole 'nother level.  

Just now, NaTeWHO said:

Damn he's good.

Heisman House here he comes! 

Other than Card I think Worthy and Whit stepping up has been the best surprise of the day so far

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Guys. You heard it here first: I have a boner.

You don't need to draw this one.

Is anyone else disappointed in the vision of the offensive players?

Looked like there were several plays where the player gets the ball and just follows the flow of the play instead of taking a look at the space and making a cut. At least two would have turned short gains into large gains and a touchdown. 

Just now, THUJONE said:

FYI gorillas have baby dicks. We should pick another animal. Like ducks. Those fuckers have huge cocks.

the dick expert weighs in

1 minute ago, Deej said:

So that's what coming out and scoring in a 3rd quarter looks like.

Had the same thought. 

Just now, THUJONE said:

FYI gorillas have baby dicks. We should pick another animal. Like ducks. Those fuckers have huge cocks.

Y'all should listen to the dick artist.

Serious question:

Are Bijan and Card both going to the Downtown Athletic Club this season?

With that score, Casey gets the next series. Especially if they don't score. 

Just now, THUJONE said:

FYI gorillas have baby dicks. We should pick another animal. Like ducks. Those fuckers have huge cocks.

Of course you know these facts.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

kind of weird to see us coming out and scoring 

And receiving a kickoff. 

Damn   we are 7 out of 11 on 3rd down.... plus that 4th down conversion 

Just now, Hank Scorpio said:

Since when are our receivers allowed to break tackles? 

my people are looking into it

I am almost certain that you're supposed to fall down immediately and pout

Now let's see if this team hates momentum like Strong and Herman coached teams.

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Everyone feeling better now? I know I am. 

not until we stop them on D here.  Any chance to pull away in the last 10 years has been snuffed by defensive let down.  

FYI gorillas have baby dicks. We should pick another animal. Like ducks. Those fuckers have huge cocks.

Barnacles man.
1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

FYI gorillas have baby dicks. We should pick another animal. Like ducks. Those fuckers have huge cocks.

And this man knows dicks.

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

FYI gorillas have baby dicks. We should pick another animal. Like ducks. Those fuckers have huge cocks.

Listen to this man.  He knows dicks.

1 minute ago, Effyourcouch said:

Last coach couldn’t carry Sarks jock strap. 

 

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3 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

FYI gorillas have baby dicks. We should pick another animal. Like ducks. Those fuckers have huge cocks.

What if the gorilla shoves a big ol' dido up their ass?

Everyone feeling better now? I know I am. 

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