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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up

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2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Duh.

Cheer is just athletic spinners because they need to be tossed in the air and do flips n sheit.

Pom just needs to look good dang dancing.

Amen

yoooooo you guys are right this dude is on meth  he hasnt blinked once 

can we point at ou and laugh for barely beating tulane now

Dicker has filled out but I don't think he is your typical lanky kicker type. He is bigger. 

Thicker the Kicker

Why are we snapping it with 10 on the play clock?  It's like no one in college football even owns an X-Box.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

yoooooo you guys are right this dude is on meth  he hasnt blinked once 

Meth actually makes you blink faster than normal. He’s on X

K Robinson seems to be the truth. A very welcome transfer. 

 

Also, please fucking leave already, Okafor. Jesus. You've been here since Mackovich was the coach. Leave. Please. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Despite that fumble recovery. That pass play had gotten them 8+ yards every time. We have zero defense for it. 

maybe no one else will notice

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

 

Who’s not happy now, you bloviating blowhard fuck?

How the fuck do we let this shithead call our games?

I like Klatt and Gus but everyone else on fox can fuck off. I'd rather be on the Mouse sports network.

SECSECSEC soon

can someone tell the band to not play fanfares when the offense doesn't convert 3rd downs?

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:
I feel like talking shit. 

Well talk shit then.

I forgot how. 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

yoooooo you guys are right this dude is on meth  he hasnt blinked once 

No that's his human skin he's an alien.

I feel like talking shit. 
Call KLBJ's postgame.
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I feel like talking shit. 

What will you be wearing?

Just now, Zeus said:

How the fuck do we let this shithead call our games?

I like Klatt and Gus but everyone else on fox can fuck off. I'd rather be on the Mouse sports network.

SECSECSEC soon

Because Fox sucks

Louisiana Sports Hall of Fame Ambassador? That’s like the award they give the slow kids at the end of the year. 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Loving the Sark era so far 

Perhaps we should get more than one game in before declaring anything an era.

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

She didn't get knocked up. She directs the commercials and hides her body now because of all the harassment she got. 

no, her ass exploded, and she got pissed because she dished sex but couldn't take the blowback.  it's an unfortunate side-effect of the me-toos.

30 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Sark thinks Card will make better decisions, why do you disagree?

This. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

I forgot how. 

It goes

"SHOW ME A FUCKING LOSS! FUCK YOU OKLAHOMA ALMOST LOST TO TULSA YOU SUCK! FUCK YOU IOWA STATE YOU ALMOST LOST TO NORTH IOWA!"

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

can someone tell the band to not play fanfares when the offense doesn't convert 3rd downs?

Nitpicking here but I haven't loved the crowd/atmosphere today. Seems very Gen Z-y. Hopefully it's just the heat. 

Buj got beat out for the starting punter job by dicker.

Dear Mr. Sark

 

     We would like to thank you for not having a close game. 
 

        Signed Shaddie’s dogs and fingernails. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Refs get an A+ on the day for me. Haven't missed a holding call against Texas all day. 

Big 12 Ref Rule #1:  Texas can not hold, but everyone else may hold against Texas.

Tim Brando officially won the cocksucker of the year award? He's that good? Or is it a volume victory?

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

can someone tell the band to not play fanfares when the offense doesn't convert 3rd downs?

Celebrating the dub we are actually employing no breaks and it worked!

5 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

 

Who’s not happy now, you bloviating blowhard fuck?

I thought there were too many things to do in Austin and we don't care and are therefore bad fans? Whereas to others we care too much and therefore bad fans.

Ah well. Like most schools we are happy when the head coach wins.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

our end of half defenses are...... frustrating 

We're up 3 scores and helping ULL run out the clock.  What do you think we should be doing?

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

The problem?

Yeah they are great but you want to marry a pom girl so your boys aren't 5'2"

I don’t think Casey Thompson is going to want to stay if you don’t let him show what he can do. One TD drive isn’t going to do it.


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I know its a 3 score game

 

but fuck we have this horrible habit of giving up scores under 1 min in the half. 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

What happened to Buj? Is he out for the season?

 Dicker just beat him out 

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