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0-0 1st Q

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I'm confused why Daniels is starting?  Kirby Smart couldn't find another shitty frat boy to play?

Smart takes a delay of game on 4th and 3 at the +42 to have more room to punt.  On brand.

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4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

WTF is Dukes Mayo 

This is heresy. 

6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

WTF is Dukes Mayo 

Dukes Mayo is awesome.  

Obviously we all was UGA to Win because of the immense camaraderie we feel for a fellow SEC team. Even though it will be at least a full season before we start playing, I just can’t get over what an honor it is to root for a future opposing school!!

 

This is my upset game of the week. My tiny bet. MAYO is the devil damnit. But I have no doubt that Duke's is best. 

Clempson making this an old school SEC game

Fuck jawja

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 Georgia has been quickly moving up my list of trashiest fanbases and I have always preferred Clemson to the perennial Bama juggernaut. 

Go Tigers.

15 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Blue Plate's better.

You ridiculous dude. 

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5 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Can anyone tell me who is sponsoring this game?

Luke's Brillo pads.

Wait... that's not right..  

For fuck sake you guys, there is no “p” in Clemson.

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Just now, Wishbone said:

For fuck sake you guys, there is no “p” in Clemson.

Well this is news to me. 

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2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

For fuck sake you guys, there is no “p” in Clemson.

Wat?

I'm not certain I thought this type of game was possible between top-5 teams in modern football anymore.

So either I was mistaken, or these aren't top-5 teams

Who puts Mayo on anything except Cole slaw? Asking for a friend.

Clemson just put a huge foot forward in winning this punt contest. 

18 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Can anyone tell me who is sponsoring this game?

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4 minutes ago, Constant said:

Clemson just put a huge foot forward in winning this punt contest. 

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12 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

I'm not certain I thought this type of game was possible between top-5 teams in modern football anymore.

So either I was mistaken, or these aren't top-5 teams

There's quite a few players out and two good defenses. DJU needs to step it up though 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Grounding. Uncalled. He wasn’t out of the box.

receiver was close enough

20 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Who puts Mayo on anything except Cole slaw? Asking for a friend.

Thanksgiving leftover turkey sandwiches. Salt, pepper, and mayonnaise. You’re welcome. 

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

receiver was close enough

Seemed like there was a lot of open grass around where the ball landed but I don’t recall them showing a replay. 

25 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Who puts Mayo on anything except Cole slaw? Asking for a friend.

Potato salad. With vinegar, yellow mustard, onions, celery, and hard boiled eggs. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Potato salad. With vinegar, yellow mustard, onions, celery, and hard boiled eggs. 

nix the celery and add some pimento.

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

nix the celery and add some pimento.

Pimento? I just sprinkle some paprika on the dish before serving. 

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As someone that lived in Dallas for 6 years and holds a very high opinion of the city do me a favor and never go to Dallas on vacation. Unless you're from like Baton Rouge or Las Cruces, NM. 

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12 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

celery, and hard boiled eggs. 

Is that because it looks better when you throw it in the trash? 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Pimento? I just sprinkle some paprika on the dish before serving. 

Because you’re a yankee with shit culinary skills.

5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Because you’re a yankee with shit culinary skills.

Username checks out.

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Watching this game I've arrived at a maybe premature conclusion but I'm going to share it anyway: I'm so fucking glad Steve Sarkisian is the head coach at the University of Texas. 

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Fuck Georgia but their front 7 is absolutely filthy.

6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Holy crap! Who picked out Herbie’s wardrobe?

 

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