September 5, 20214 yr Popular Post Return of the RV! This week, the RV makes its first trip since it came off the disabled list with a bad scalp job by yours truly outside the basketball hall of game to ferry our fearless leader @immamac, our podcasting hero @RGBIII, and someone else I don’t know to fayetnam where we will see if we can’t raise hell, cause trouble and burn that fucking town to the ground. Arkansas barely beat Rice. At a minimum they fuck their cousins, and maybe, in some circles, their sisters. They are terrible and we should win convincingly. Also, will be interesting to see Hudson Card in his first road game against SEC (ish) talent. What I saw today left me very very very pleased with that young man.
September 5, 20214 yr Author Popular Post Return of the RV! This week, the RV makes its first trip since it came off the disabled list with a bad scalp job by yours truly outside the basketball hall of game to ferry our fearless leader [mention=397]immamac[/mention], our podcasting hero [mention=737]RGBIII[/mention], and someone else I don’t know to fayetnam where we will see if we can’t raise hell, cause trouble and burn that fucking town to the ground. Arkansas barely beat Rice. At a minimum they fuck their cousins, and maybe, in some circles, their sisters. They are terrible and we should win convincingly. Also, will be interesting to see Hudson Card in his first road game against SEC (ish) talent. What I saw today left me very very very pleased with that young man. Almost ready to go!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
September 5, 20214 yr We had our chances,, poor play call on a 4th down 3Q, hd it gone differently couldve changed things And wrong QB in the second half pigs offense is shit
September 5, 20214 yr Texas looked like a fuck lion today but then again Arkansas was hardly convincing against what I can only assume is a shitty Rice team. So... wait... where was I going with this?
September 5, 20214 yr Popular Post 22 minutes ago, RGBIII said: New batch of margaritas prepped! Did you make any for your husband?
September 5, 20214 yr I watched the first half and Arkansas' offense was awful. Their defense wasn't impressive either, but it looked like Rice's offense was really bad too.
September 5, 20214 yr Author 1 hour ago, RGBIII said: Burnt ends on the move!! Will have shirts and other merch with us as well Sweet! I need a XX.
September 5, 20214 yr 41 minutes ago, RGBIII said: New batch of margaritas prepped! why are there whiffle balls in your fridge?
September 5, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: Sweet! I need a XX. Where's the tent? Safe travels to Piggieland.
September 5, 20214 yr Popular Post 8 minutes ago, WBT said: why are there whiffle balls in your fridge? Ice for my bourbon. These ones are shaped like the Death Star because I’m a fucking loser
September 5, 20214 yr Author 9 minutes ago, washparkhorn said: Where's the tent? Safe travels to Piggieland. Rolling with 3 other dudes, so...
September 5, 20214 yr I wish I could respond with anything resembling confidence that we might be competitive this coming Saturday. Alas, after today, I have no confidence whatsoever. But that's OK. There will be other Saturdays.
September 5, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, RGBIII said: Ice for my bourbon. These ones are shaped like the Death Star because I’m a fucking loser I have those but they are blue. I too am not a loser.
September 5, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said: ULL is better. Texas 38 pig 17 So ULL is one point better?
September 5, 20214 yr We need to be ready for a dogfight. Arkansas will play their best game of the season against us. But fuck Arkansas. We win next week, and it is fucking ON for the season.
September 5, 20214 yr Popular Post Me when I’m watching the offense; me when I’m watching the defense
September 5, 20214 yr 37 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said: Please don’t bring the fuck tent. Who are we to judge what three grown men with kids do together in a Arkansas university parking lot? Live and let live brother. That’s what I do, except I’m gonna be living 400 miles away from the alleged sex tent.
September 5, 20214 yr 22 minutes ago, hornian said: So ULL is one point better? Yea - O line is an issue so cuts down the blowout.
September 5, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, RGBIII said: New batch of margaritas prepped! Based upon the podcast I doubt that’ll make it until next Saturday.
September 5, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, OWLVIS said: We had our chances,, poor play call on a 4th down 3Q, hd it gone differently couldve changed things And wrong QB in the second half pigs offense is shit It was a weird game. First half I was thinking we’d be lucky to win a game all season but then we ended up covering the spread. Treylon Burks had the worst game I’ve seen him play with several drops. Depends which team shows up next week I guess. First half team then Texas wins by 50 but if the second half one does then it may be competitive.
September 5, 20214 yr 14 minutes ago, Gohogs14 said: It was a weird game. First half I was thinking we’d be lucky to win a game all season but then we ended up covering the spread. Treylon Burks had the worst game I’ve seen him play with several drops. Depends which team shows up next week I guess. First half team then Texas wins by 50 but if the second half one does then it may be competitive. I'll save you the suspense and let you know that you're getting fucked on either way.
September 5, 20214 yr WE better be ready. The pigs will play their best game of the year. They have had this game circled since the day it was scheduled.
September 5, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Xcalibur said: We need to be ready for a dogfight. Arkansas will play their best game of the season against us. But fuck Arkansas. We win next week, and it is fucking ON for the season. You misspelled butt.
September 5, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, hornian said: So ULL is one point better? 7 points once you take the -3 for road game and +3 for home game biases into play.
September 5, 20214 yr Bijan runs for 200 hundy against these clowns. And our Notre Dame guy (Ovid Obeobegun ?) knocks out so many Arkie QBs that they have to bring in someone from the trombone section.
September 5, 20214 yr Awesome.. see y'all Saturday.. Where's the Surly tailgate going to be at so I can buy some of that awesome merch?
September 5, 20214 yr 11 hours ago, TexArcher said: Texas -- 45 Deliverance People -- 10 I like this prediction....Card will have a huge game.
September 5, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, RGBIII said: GORILLA BUTT FUCK PART 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO Don’t go to sleep? on the old chokehold buttfuck maneuver. Keithron Lee thinks it works best in close quarters, especially on folks who are like family.
September 5, 20214 yr Popular Post 2 hours ago, Ray Cranham said: Hudson Card is good, but I'm much more in favor of Thompson. I feel bad about your shitty life but take this garbage somewhere else.
September 5, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, realgreggym said: WE better be ready. The pigs will play their best game of the year. They have had this game circled since the day it was scheduled. That’s some inception-level brain washing, considering their players were like 8 years old when this game was scheduled.
September 5, 20214 yr 11 hours ago, WBT said: why are there whiffle balls in your fridge? It's one of those consenting adults things.
September 5, 20214 yr Surly has consistently overhyped Arkansas as an opponent. The cognitive dissonance of expecting to whip a better ULL team while looking at Arkansas as a huge obstacle is really something.Yes, it will be loud and hostile. It’s loud and hostile every road game. All of the history can’t change that Arkansas is garbage. PK is going to embarrass little Briles and Texas is going to win comfortably. If Texas loses, they’re garbage too.
September 5, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, realgreggym said: WE better be ready. The pigs will play their best game of the year. They have had this game circled since the day it was scheduled. If a midget fights the best fight of his life against Dustin Poirier, that midget is still going to the hospital.
September 5, 20214 yr Popular Post 12 hours ago, RGBIII said: GORILLA BUTT FUCK PART 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
September 5, 20214 yr 35 minutes ago, gmr548 said: Surly has consistently overhyped Arkansas as an opponent. The cognitive dissonance of expecting to whip a better ULL team while looking at Arkansas as a huge obstacle is really something. Yes, it will be loud and hostile. It’s loud and hostile every road game. All of the history can’t change that Arkansas is garbage. PK is going to embarrass little Briles and Texas is going to win comfortably. If Texas loses, they’re garbage too. I’ve been saying this all offseason as well. Arkansas has some talent and they have some experience and they have some coaching. They just don’t have enough of any of it, and if Texas is as well coached as we expect (and yesterday shows some validation on that end already), Texas should go in there and roll these clowns. I’ll be there. I plan on finding the Surly tailgate and enjoying several margaritas before walking in and sitting in the Arkansas section with my hillbilly brother-in-law and our wives and probably getting heckled for most of the game.
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