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Return of the RV!  
This week, the RV makes its first trip since it came off the disabled list with a bad scalp job by yours truly outside the basketball hall of game to ferry our fearless leader @immamac, our podcasting hero @RGBIII, and someone else I don’t know to fayetnam where we will see if we can’t raise hell, cause trouble and burn that fucking town to the ground. 
Arkansas barely beat Rice. 
At a minimum they fuck their cousins, and maybe, in some circles,  their sisters. 
They are terrible and we should win convincingly. 
Also, will be interesting to see Hudson Card in his first road game against SEC (ish) talent. What I saw today left me very very very pleased with that young man. 

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  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    Wrong.  We screw YOUR cousins (the female ones...we leave the others for you and Aggie to fight over), your girlfriends and wives.   This generation of Horns has no idea what they are heading int

  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    No, the point is that Longhorn fans continue to be (a) the most arrogant, while at the same time being (b) the least knowledgeable about what they are talking about in all of college sports fandom.  T

  • Razorbackkid
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    Some of you folks seem to be a bit touchy.   Let's start over. Texas Sucks.

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Texas -- 45

Deliverance People -- 10

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Return of the RV!  
This week, the RV makes its first trip since it came off the disabled list with a bad scalp job by yours truly outside the basketball hall of game to ferry our fearless leader [mention=397]immamac[/mention], our podcasting hero [mention=737]RGBIII[/mention], and someone else I don’t know to fayetnam where we will see if we can’t raise hell, cause trouble and burn that fucking town to the ground. 
Arkansas barely beat Rice. 
At a minimum they fuck their cousins, and maybe, in some circles,  their sisters. 
They are terrible and we should win convincingly. 
Also, will be interesting to see Hudson Card in his first road game against SEC (ish) talent. What I saw today left me very very very pleased with that young man. 

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Burnt ends on the move!! Will have shirts and other merch with us as well

We had our chances,, poor play call on a 4th down 3Q, hd it gone differently couldve changed things

 

And wrong QB in the second half

 

pigs offense is shit

Texas looked like a fuck lion today but then again Arkansas was hardly convincing against what I can only assume is a shitty Rice team. 

So... wait... where was I going with this?

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22 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

New batch of margaritas prepped!

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Did you make any for your husband?

I watched the first half and Arkansas' offense was awful. Their defense wasn't impressive either, but it looked like Rice's offense was really bad too.

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1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Burnt ends on the move!! Will have shirts and other merch with us as well

Sweet!  I need a XX. 

41 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

New batch of margaritas prepped!

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why are there whiffle balls in your fridge?

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Sweet!  I need a XX. 

Where's the tent?

Safe travels to Piggieland. 

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8 minutes ago, WBT said:

why are there whiffle balls in your fridge?

Ice for my bourbon. These ones are shaped like the Death Star because I’m a fucking loser

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9 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Where's the tent?

Safe travels to Piggieland. 

Rolling with 3 other dudes, so... 

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GORILLA BUTT FUCK PART 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 

I wish I could respond with anything resembling confidence that we might be competitive this coming Saturday. Alas, after today, I have no confidence whatsoever. 

But that's OK. There will be other Saturdays.

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Ice for my bourbon. These ones are shaped like the Death Star because I’m a fucking loser

I have those but they are blue. I too am not a loser. 

FUCK YOU PIGGY

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why are there whiffle balls in your fridge?

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2 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

ULL is better. 
 

Texas 38
pig 17

So ULL is one point better?

We need to be ready for a dogfight.  Arkansas will play their best game of the season against us.

But fuck Arkansas.  We win next week, and it is fucking ON for the season.

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Me when I’m watching the offense; me when I’m watching the defense

 

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37 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Please don’t bring the fuck tent. 

Who are we to judge what three grown men with kids do together in a Arkansas university parking lot? Live and let live brother.  That’s what I do, except I’m gonna be living 400 miles away from the alleged sex tent.  

22 minutes ago, hornian said:

So ULL is one point better?

Yea - O line is an issue so cuts down the blowout. 

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

New batch of margaritas prepped!

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Based upon the podcast I doubt that’ll make it until next Saturday.  

4 hours ago, OWLVIS said:

We had our chances,, poor play call on a 4th down 3Q, hd it gone differently couldve changed things

 

And wrong QB in the second half

 

pigs offense is shit

It was a weird game. First half I was thinking we’d be lucky to win a game all season but then we ended up covering the spread. Treylon Burks had the worst game I’ve seen him play with several drops.

Depends which team shows up next week I guess. First half team then Texas wins by 50 but if the second half one does then it may be competitive.

14 minutes ago, Gohogs14 said:

It was a weird game. First half I was thinking we’d be lucky to win a game all season but then we ended up covering the spread. Treylon Burks had the worst game I’ve seen him play with several drops.

Depends which team shows up next week I guess. First half team then Texas wins by 50 but if the second half one does then it may be competitive.

I'll save you the suspense and let you know that you're getting fucked on either way. 

WE better be ready. The pigs will play their best game of the year. They have had this game circled since the day it was scheduled. 

1 hour ago, Xcalibur said:

We need to be ready for a dogfight.  Arkansas will play their best game of the season against us.

But fuck Arkansas.  We win next week, and it is fucking ON for the season.

You misspelled butt. 

4 hours ago, hornian said:

So ULL is one point better?

7 points once you take the -3 for road game and +3 for home game biases into play.

Bijan runs for 200 hundy against these clowns. And our Notre Dame guy (Ovid Obeobegun ?) knocks out so many Arkie QBs that they have to bring in someone from the trombone section. 

Awesome.. see y'all Saturday..  Where's the Surly tailgate going to be at so I can buy some of that awesome merch?

11 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Texas -- 45

Deliverance People -- 10

I like this prediction....Card will have a huge game.

9 hours ago, RGBIII said:

GORILLA BUTT FUCK PART 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 

Don’t go to sleep? on the old chokehold buttfuck maneuver. Keithron Lee thinks it works best in close quarters, especially on folks who are like family. 

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2 hours ago, Ray Cranham said:

Hudson Card is good, but I'm much more in favor of Thompson.

I feel bad about your shitty life but take this garbage somewhere else.

6 hours ago, realgreggym said:

WE better be ready. The pigs will play their best game of the year. They have had this game circled since the day it was scheduled. 

That’s some inception-level brain washing, considering their players were like 8 years old when this game was scheduled.

11 hours ago, WBT said:

why are there whiffle balls in your fridge?


It's one of those consenting adults things.

Sark ain’t messing around….For the piggies I predict

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Surly has consistently overhyped Arkansas as an opponent. The cognitive dissonance of expecting to whip a better ULL team while looking at Arkansas as a huge obstacle is really something.

Yes, it will be loud and hostile. It’s loud and hostile every road game. All of the history can’t change that Arkansas is garbage. PK is going to embarrass little Briles and Texas is going to win comfortably. If Texas loses, they’re garbage too.

8 hours ago, realgreggym said:

WE better be ready. The pigs will play their best game of the year. They have had this game circled since the day it was scheduled. 

If a midget fights the best fight of his life against Dustin Poirier, that midget is still going to the hospital.

35 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Surly has consistently overhyped Arkansas as an opponent. The cognitive dissonance of expecting to whip a better ULL team while looking at Arkansas as a huge obstacle is really something.

Yes, it will be loud and hostile. It’s loud and hostile every road game. All of the history can’t change that Arkansas is garbage. PK is going to embarrass little Briles and Texas is going to win comfortably. If Texas loses, they’re garbage too.

I’ve been saying this all offseason as well. Arkansas has some talent and they have some experience and they have some coaching. They just don’t have enough of any of it, and if Texas is as well coached as we expect (and yesterday shows some validation on that end already), Texas should go in there and roll these clowns. 

I’ll be there. I plan on finding the Surly tailgate and enjoying several margaritas before walking in and sitting in the Arkansas section with my hillbilly brother-in-law and our wives and probably getting heckled for most of the game. 

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