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8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Paxton Anderson, Jerry Jones grandson, is traveling with the team allegedly and will suit up vs Arkansas.

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  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    Wrong.  We screw YOUR cousins (the female ones...we leave the others for you and Aggie to fight over), your girlfriends and wives.   This generation of Horns has no idea what they are heading int

  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    No, the point is that Longhorn fans continue to be (a) the most arrogant, while at the same time being (b) the least knowledgeable about what they are talking about in all of college sports fandom.  T

  • Razorbackkid
    Razorbackkid

    Some of you folks seem to be a bit touchy.   Let's start over. Texas Sucks.

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34 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

 

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These dumb fucks make aggy look like Brain surgeons. Good god 

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I love how they say they are going to SEC us into oblivion and how we don't know what we are getting into, yet it is their biggest game atmosphere in years. 

45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

There is nothing elite in that state. Nothing.

9 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Paxton Anderson, Jerry Jones grandson, is traveling with the team allegedly and will suit up vs Arkansas.

Nm

 

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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

There is nothing elite in that state. Nothing.

The lakes around Hot Springs might be elite if you could avoid the natives.

Trout fishing on the White is elite. Other than that? Shit hole.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

There is nothing elite in that state. Nothing.

Surly and the fuck tent are in that state right now. Does that count?

9 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Surly and the fuck tent are in that state right now. Does that count?

Elite arterial blockage by the looks of it.

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I love how they say they are going to SEC us into oblivion and how we don't know what we are getting into, yet it is their biggest game atmosphere in years. 

and we bought about 20K tickets to the game.

13 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

and we bought about 20K tickets to the game.

The natives ran out of stimulus money a while ago.

3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

These dumb fucks make aggy look like Brain surgeons. Good god 

There's a strong recency bias here.

Big win Texas 45, Arkansas 13

 

DL plays stout, ark loads box and Card makes them pay.  Worthy gets 1 TD, Whittington 1TD, and another for Moore.

 

Bijan with 125 total yards 20 ish touches, 1 TD, and a defensive TD pick six by Jamison.

 

 

1 hour ago, Dr.Dre said:

Big win Texas 45, Arkansas 13

 

DL plays stout, ark loads box and Card makes them pay.  Worthy gets 1 TD, Whittington 1TD, and another for Moore.

 

Bijan with 125 total yards 20 ish touches, 1 TD, and a defensive TD pick six by Jamison.

 

 

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4 hours ago, ztejas said:

There is nothing elite in that state. Nothing.

I think Paul Klipsch and Klipsch Speakers were elite for a while in the previous millennium.

As far as natural diamonds, they may be elite compared to the rest of the USA. 

Thats all I got.

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Surly and the fuck tent are in that state right now. Does that count?

Waiting to hear the after action report.

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3 minutes ago, El Squared said:

I think Paul Klipsch and Klipsch Speakers were elite for a while in the previous millennium.

As far as natural diamonds, they may be elite compared to the rest of the USA. 

Thats all I got.

Fly fishing and klipsch speakers. It is what it is I guess.

Big win Texas 45, Arkansas 13
 
DL plays stout, ark loads box and Card makes them pay.  Worthy gets 1 TD, Whittington 1TD, and another for Moore.
 
Bijan with 125 total yards 20 ish touches, 1 TD, and a defensive TD pick six by Jamison.
 
 

Bijan with 20 touches is a close game. So nope.
6 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Bijan with 20 touches is a close game. So nope.

Bijan had 24 touches last week in a game we won by 20 points where he barely played in the 4th quarter. 

He won't need 20 touches. 

15 carries for 192 yards, 2 catches for 23 yards.  

Arkansas fans on Sunday will gloat that if you take away his 85 yard touchdown run, they held him to under 8 yards a carry.

5 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

These dumb fucks make aggy look like just regular dumbasses. Good god 

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never go full retard. There isn’t a damn thing on earth that would make an aggy look like a brain surgeon. 
 

fify also lulz 

10 hours ago, cdain3 said:

Hopefully their coaches feel the same. They've already proved to be shit at scouting lol.1561d079882796e8d5e6513e006213c9.jpg6d0570ceeb81efcc7c6290e27b16f190.jpgf355135dd87903eb0582e238ac35fcbe.jpg

I can't really blame them; it must be hard to stay awake for an entire football game when you've been popping Oxycontins all day. 

9 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

I can't really blame them; it must be hard to stay awake for an entire football game when you've been popping Oxycontins all day. 

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2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Maybe they have our Robinsons mixed up?

Can’t be as bad as the year or two when good Roy Williams and bad Roy Williams both played for the Cowboys and they had to put their full names and middle initials on their jerseys to differentiate them.  I’ll take a little confusion over that mess on the back of the jerseys.

CSB alert. 
When Arkansas came to town in 2008 a cute girl walked by our tailgate behind right field at Disch-Falk and just so happened wasn’t wearing any shoes.  Total Walmart feet with asphalt black soles. For some unknown reason I asked her ‘where are your shoes?’ to which she replied ‘we don’t wear shoes in Arkansas, bitch’.  My only response was ‘did she call me bitch?’ and had a laugh.  That hillbilly went down the way into a portapotty to which our friend Magdna followed and then to attempt to tump said portapotty over.  Stopped only by her man, it could have been done and hilarity would have ensued.  To this day I wish she would have knocked over that portapotty.  
/csb

Barry Odom can coach defense -- TEXAS needs a good start and a lead at halftime.  Sure would help to win the turnover battle too...

7 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Can’t be as bad as the year or two when good Roy Williams and bad Roy Williams both played for the Cowboys and they had to put their full names and middle initials on their jerseys to differentiate them.  I’ll take a little confusion over that mess on the back of the jerseys.

cnVINCEd, I’m about to spend way too much time on this, but it has (for me), an interesting payoff.

I couldn’t recall this, and it would have stuck a dagger in my anal retentive subconscious that wouldn’t allow me to forget such an atrocity, so I had to look it up. Roy and Roy only played together at the end of 2008, a year after the NFL stopped using first initials, much less first names on jerseys. 

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There was never any official explanation, but Uni Watch's understanding is that the move was prompted by the Patriots' signing of Kyle Brady back in March of 2007: If a "T." had suddenly been added to Tom Brady's nameplate, fans with Brady jerseys would have been left with a choice of either wearing an inaccurate "Brady" nameplate (clearly unacceptable to most Pats fanatics) or having to drop a few hundred bucks on the new version. The NFL honchos are greedy, but they're not that greedy (or at least they don't want to be perceived that way), so they changed the rule. Tom and Kyle have both worn "Brady" with no initial, and teams now have the option to handle these situations however they like.

Which brings us back to the Cowboys and their two Roy Williamses. Speculation was rampant during the first 24 hours after the trade. Would they wear their full names with middle initials (as ESPN.com is now listing them on the Cowboys' roster page)? Would they go with "DEF Williams" and "OFF Williams" to indicate which side of the ball they play on? Or maybe "Williams OU" and "Williams UT," as a shout-out to their colleges?

No, no, and no. "They're both just going to wear 'Williams' on their jerseys," says Cowboys spokesperson Jancy Briles. "They play on opposite sides of the ball and have different uniform numbers, so that should be enough to tell them apart."

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You may find images of Evil RW with “R. Williams” on the nameplate, but those would be pre-2007.

But then, saw this:

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Scrub Dallas receiver Randal Williams, with his entire first name on the back, so it only makes sense Evil Roy, his teammate for 2-3 years in the early 2000’s, had Roy Williams on the back. But based on the Brady Jersey Rule, I think the league had gone to only last names, no initials or first names by the time UT Roy was ill-advisedly traded to Dallas. But good memory that Sooner Roy had his full name on the back at one point.

But I always remembered this shitshow many years before in L.A. 
 

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On SEC Network right now...

Marty & McGee currently live in Fayettnam

On Game Day in Ames for the Cy-Hawk game I've lost count of the Horns down signs in the crowd. Lulz. Playing their biggest rival, both teams are ranked in the top 10 for the first time ever, and we're living in their heads rent free.

Don't go away mad, just go away.

Iowa deserves the Don Draper “I don’t think of you at all” meme. Of the 50:states, where does its relevance/importance rank? You only consider it every four years when the rest of us have to wait for their bizarre caucus shitshow to sort things out. 

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

cnVINCEd, I’m about to spend way too much time on this, but it has (for me), an interesting payoff.

I couldn’t recall this, and it would have stuck a dagger in my anal retentive subconscious that wouldn’t allow me to forget such an atrocity, so I had to look it up. Roy and Roy only played together at the end of 2008, a year after the NFL stopped using first initials, much less first names on jerseys. 

http://www.espn.com/espn/page2/story?page=lukas/081017

You may find images of Evil RW with “R. Williams” on the nameplate, but those would be pre-2007.

But then, saw this:

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Scrub Dallas receiver Randal Williams, with his entire first name on the back, so it only makes sense Evil Roy, his teammate for 2-3 years in the early 2000’s, had Roy Williams on the back. But based on the Brady Jersey Rule, I think the league had gone to only last names, no initials or first names by the time UT Roy was ill-advisedly traded to Dallas. But good memory that Sooner Roy had his full name on the back at one point.

But I always remembered this shitshow many years before in L.A. 
 

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I remember it happening, but my memory ain’t what it used to be.

21 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Iowa deserves the Don Draper “I don’t think of you at all” meme. Of the 50:states, where does its relevance/importance rank? You only consider it every four years when the rest of us have to wait for their bizarre caucus shitshow to sort things out. 

CSB/

Went to a winery in Council Bluffs when I was in Omaha for a swim meet and had a free day after my events. Having grown up in NorCal was fully ready to have a so-bad-its-good time and when the winemaker came out looking like a dead ringer for Larry the Cable Guy it all seemed like part of the plan.

But then we started talking, and he was actually great. Said Council Bluffs had a similar terroir/climate as Alsace and really should be able to make good reislings, but the industrial quantities of pesticides they drop on the surrounding corn crops means they have to pick the grapes too early and make sweet syrupy gunk. Fascinating conversation.

/CSB

I hate every single guy on big noon but game day is playing sob stories and they are taking football

Fuckin pig from the wilds of east Texas up in here.

 

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10 hours ago, TornACL said:

He won't need 20 touches. 

15 carries for 192 yards, 2 catches for 23 yards.  

Arkansas fans on Sunday will gloat that if you take away his 85 yard touchdown run, they held him to under 8 yards a carry.

Bijan will get more than 2 receptions. I think if  the line doesn’t improve they will need him as a passing option for Card but he will get over 200 for the day in total offense. I think they need to lol the SEC part. 

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Hah!

 

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On Game Day in Ames for the Cy-Hawk game I've lost count of the Horns down signs in the crowd. Lulz. Playing their biggest rival, both teams are ranked in the top 10 for the first time ever, and we're living in their heads rent free.

Don't go away mad, just go away.
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Hahahahaha

a big Horns down poster on game day. Hahahhahaha

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Hah!

 

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Good distraction during the Cuban Missile Crisis. Close game:

 

Looking forward to a very good game tonight. Texas clearly has more talent than Arkansas, but the football isn't round so you're never sure which way it'll bounce. I expect a fairly close game. That is more fun for the winning fans and more painful for the loser.

 

Ya'll need to stay healthy and beat the hell out of OU.

 

Just a bit of warning to any religious types that may stay over tonight and go to a church in the morning: If you find a church a few miles out of Fayetteville in any direction, they are probably still using snakes in their services. Maybe pick up some anti-venom at a Wal-Mart. (There's one on nearly every corner).

 

Welcome to Arkansas. Hope that RV doesn't have any trouble climbing those hills. 

That final drive by the Horns resulting in Tommy Ford’s TD with 36 seconds left is the loudest crowd noise I have ever heard in Memorial Stadium.

RIP Tommy.

 

 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Horns vs pigs nostalgia

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Just a reminder that Frank Broyles is tied for the most wins against Texas by an Arkansas coach and his record against us was 5-14. 

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

That final drive by the Horns resulting in Tommy Ford’s TD with 36 seconds left is the loudest crowd noise I have ever heard in Memorial Stadium.

RIP Tommy.

 

 

RIP indeed. Took his football coaching class when I was a student. Good man. 

12 hours ago, El Squared said:

I think Paul Klipsch and Klipsch Speakers were elite for a while in the previous millennium.

As far as natural diamonds, they may be elite compared to the rest of the USA. 

Thats all I got.

Hey I had a pair of those when I was at Jester dorms in 1980.  They were pretty bad-ass at the time. 

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