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2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

We should shuffle some jersey numbers around just to see if they can keep up.

 

 

lmao yeah coach he's great, even plays defense can you believe it!

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  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    Wrong.  We screw YOUR cousins (the female ones...we leave the others for you and Aggie to fight over), your girlfriends and wives.   This generation of Horns has no idea what they are heading int

  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    No, the point is that Longhorn fans continue to be (a) the most arrogant, while at the same time being (b) the least knowledgeable about what they are talking about in all of college sports fandom.  T

  • Razorbackkid
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    Some of you folks seem to be a bit touchy.   Let's start over. Texas Sucks.

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12 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

And not one word about that outstanding photo in my avatar. Not. One. What makes the photo is the little bit of movement at the left that shows you the duck is paddling.

 

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White Lightning. 1973 
Bingo, thats probably it
Can we ban the one IP address Arkansas has? 
Think they share with Okie...but I'm still ok with that.
14 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

We should shuffle some jersey numbers around just to see if they can keep up.

 

And what in the ever-loving fuck is mayonnaise barbecue sauce?  What kind of moron would conceive of such heretical shit like that?

Bama thing.  Bought a car in Huntsville, AL once and stopped at Big Bob Gibson’s on the recommendation of the cute chick at the dealership.  It was fine, no complaints nor any overly lavish compliments.  Asked them what they did best, and their answer was chicken with their world-renowned white sauce.  Ordered some of that and some ribs.  The ribs were better.

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2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Bama thing.  Bought a car in Huntsville, AL once and stopped at Big Bob Gibson’s on the recommendation of the cute chick at the dealership.  It was fine, no complaints nor any overly lavish compliments.  Asked them what they did best, and their answer was chicken with their world-renowned white sauce.  Ordered some of that and some ribs.  The ribs were better.

That stuff makes it look like somebody jizzed on the chicken.

Just now, Bevo14 said:

That stuff makes it look like somebody jizzed on the chicken.

So it's an aggy thing? 

I'm getting confused here. 

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Dad of an ex Longhorns player in your pic, outstanding!
Just now, Bevo14 said:

That stuff makes it look like somebody jizzed on the chicken.

I wasn’t a fan, but as a general principle I try what a restaurant claims to do best, even if it throws me a bit outside of my comfort zone.  The ribs were good.

arkansas can win  they will just need something big to happened early   in their favor   
Like the game cancelled because the septic tanks under the bleachers overfilled and erupted all over the field?

On second thought, that probably would just be considered normal gamenight in Fayettnam.

For fucks sake I'm not asking you to like mrhog but it's clear he is good people. I have tried to buff him with rep while y'all figure it out but lord be nice.

3 hours ago, mrhog said:

hog fan here  u guys have a good team  and will be very tough to beat  but u have everything to lose and littlie to gain sat   by the way moving to the sec will help your basketball baseball programs  i like being the underdog     u know if u won more in the big 12   u would not even need the SEC $  thanks for making the razorbacks 20-30 mil richer every year  to bad u had to kill the b12 to do it    

 

i get it $ talks  but good luck winning a national champship in football  once u get to the sec even your 2005 all world team would had lost a sec game      

 

u cant bully Alabama or auburn they run the sec office   

 

btw i have cereal palsy  and typing plom 

Lol I wouldn’t care if you had incest based downs this shit talk is weak as fuck. 

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I hereby dedicate this song to anyone who negs mrhog going forward.

This is from someone who loathes the Hogs fwiw.

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Yeah, I’ve heard millennial attributed to as old as anyone born after ‘81. Not exactly sure where the next cut off is

1996

9 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Thinks Bijan is also Jamison...  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sweet...Bijan wins Doak, Thorpe and Heisman. 

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

For fucks sake I'm not asking you to like mrhog but it's clear he is good people. I have tried to buff him with rep while y'all figure it out but lord be nice.

It’s like you don’t realize what message board you’re on here. 

6 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Excited the rivalry is back.

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  This motherfucler here. We lost all these games but 69.

9 hours ago, mrhog said:

hog fan here  u guys have a good team  and will be very tough to beat  but u have everything to lose and littlie to gain sat   by the way moving to the sec will help your basketball baseball programs  i like being the underdog     u know if u won more in the big 12   u would not even need the SEC $  thanks for making the razorbacks 20-30 mil richer every year  to bad u had to kill the b12 to do it    

 

i get it $ talks  but good luck winning a national champship in football  once u get to the sec even your 2005 all world team would had lost a sec game      

 

u cant bully Alabama or auburn they run the sec office   

 

btw i have cereal palsy  and typing plom 

You may have palsy and I’m not clowning that  but you write like you have downs from inbreeding. 2005 squad would have rubbed their balls all over your greatest sec team ever eat shit 

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6 hours ago, Pimphand said:

For fucks sake I'm not asking you to like mrhog but it's clear he is good people. I have tried to buff him with rep while y'all figure it out but lord be nice.

90% he is an aggy troll posting under the guise of a hog fan with disabilities. Actual disabilities. Not just the disability of being a hog fan. Once he said he was at a John Daily make a wish golf tourney I know that shit was peak trolling  

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9 hours ago, mrhog said:

i am a yankees fan as well and denver broncos  i got a make-a-wish in 2001  i have proof   

Had you said 2010, I would have assumed you were tim tebow. 

23 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Rattler was very vulnerable to making bad decisions when rushed.

When he was, uh, rattled?

10 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

I don’t know what’s more pathetic. The fact you had to go back 50 years to find a quote from an opponent who respected you or the fact you’re proud your state is comparable to Russia. 

It was 67th in the country during the last non-Covid season we had, you illiterate, uni-toothed cocksucker

You put a quarter in his ear and that tooth folds back . . .

I tried to watch Arkansas and Rice but was unable to.  From what I can tell they still do have a football program and did in fact play a football game.

aww my first nickname   i do like waffles   playing LSU at night will be eye opening for u guys   

No one beats ohio state at the shoe at night! Nebraska has 48 game win streak, you just got lucky last time. Usc is the best team ever. Lsu dodged us last year, in their stadium.

We have heard it all before. I believe UCLA and their sissy shirts put it to LSU, another team that you live vicariously through.

Apologies for interjecting an actual 2021 football question into this riveting discussion of whether these Hogs fans really are regarded, but I see Schooler listed as a starter ("tied" with Jerrod Johnson) this week. Was he a starter last week? I don't remember seeing him do anything last week and was wondering if things just didn't go to his side much, or if he has been bumped up on the depth chart. I like him and am looking forward to seeing him play.

13 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Apologies for interjecting an actual 2021 football question into this riveting discussion of whether these Hogs fans really are regarded, but I see Schooler listed as a starter ("tied" with Jerrod Johnson) this week. Was he a starter last week? I don't remember seeing him do anything last week and was wondering if things just didn't go to his side much, or if he has been bumped up on the depth chart. I like him and am looking forward to seeing him play.

He played a ton as far as I could tell. Just not a lot happened around him (honestly, not a lot happened with any of the safeties except Foster dropping the INT and Jerrin Thompson picking up the fumble - Lewis prioritized ball control over challenging our secondary).

Coburn needs to switch numbers with Jamison this week just to fuck with them.

34 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Looks like Junior Angilau is good to go.

He was on crutches yesterday. I don't think being listed on the depth chart means a lot. 

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He played a ton as far as I could tell. Just not a lot happened around him (honestly, not a lot happened with any of the safeties except Foster dropping the INT and Jerrin Thompson picking up the fumble - Lewis prioritized ball control over challenging our secondary).

Cool, thanks. Will be interesting to see how the safeties do as opposing offenses start to open up. 

10 hours ago, mrhog said:

arkansas can win  they will just need something big to happened early   in their favor   

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22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He was on crutches yesterday. I don't think being listed on the depth chart means a lot. 

Jeff Howe and IT both reported that he practiced, no?

Christ. Now I remember the past games against Arkansas, or their lead-up, at least. The board gets infested with some of the weakest, least intelligent, least humorous, least qualified shit talking we will see until we face some other random SEC team with a room temperature IQ fanbase. Hell, Georgia is supposed to be a decent school but even those posters ahead of the Sugar Bowl were rock stupid as well. It's not even vaguely fun to wade through. How are these people dumber than the okies?

In fact, the only humorous thing I've witnessed so far has been unintentional - the dude named himself after their idiotic "Omahogs" moniker which they don't even realize is ironic to everyone else. Maybe win a title in the CWS at some point before showing up to the winningest college baseball team's fanbase forum and attempting to talk shit. That shit is accidentally hilarious.

12 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

holy shit. Is this real life? You’re alive? 

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1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Coburn needs to switch numbers with Jamison this week just to fuck with them.

OH MAH GAWD BIJAN IS HUGE!

The SEC was garbage in 2005. That stood out in mrhog's wall of stupid. 

A few years ago there was a hog fan on here (actually probably shaggy) than referred to gif's as mini movies.  That guy fucked.

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I managed to find a recast of this supposed game Arkansas played last week.

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They have a young QB.  He can run very well.  He has accuracy issues and his teammates don't help him much.  The OL allowed a lot of pressure and the Arkansas WRs vs Rice secondary appeared to be an even matchup.

The OLs run blocking against Rice was okay.  They struggled to hit the second level but they didn't give up losses and seemed to get some push.  The Arkansas RBs aren't great.  There were a lot of yards left on the field.  Not a stretch at all to say the QB might be their best runner.  The Arkansas turf also appeared pretty loose and it affected both team's RBs at times.

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The Arkansas safeties and LBs play the run well and rally to the football.  The LB corps was on a targeting-penalty rotation with 3 players out at different times of the game.  No one stood out but the backups didn't have any drop off.  WLB Bumper Pool (actual name) will miss the first half of our matchup.  The best Arkansas player is SS Jalen Catalon.  His play is a lot like BJ Foster. He's great in run support, but also gave up a 40ish yard TD on a blown coverage. Double moves were a consistent problem in man coverage, but their zone defense is really loose and had a few major busts.  The secondary did pull in 3 poorly-thrown interceptions and these are what kept the game from getting really dicey for Arky.

The DL was able to get a fair amount of pressure when they needed to, and they kept the second level clean to make tackles.  Rice did have a few nice runs, but their offense just wasn't ever really a threat to sustain a drive on the ground.

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39 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Christ. Now I remember the past games against Arkansas, or their lead-up, at least. The board gets infested with some of the weakest, least intelligent, least humorous, least qualified shit talking we will see until we face some other random SEC team with a room temperature IQ fanbase. Hell, Georgia is supposed to be a decent school but even those posters ahead of the Sugar Bowl were rock stupid as well. It's not even vaguely fun to wade through. How are these people dumber than the okies?

In fact, the only humorous thing I've witnessed so far has been unintentional - the dude named himself after their idiotic "Omahogs" moniker which they don't even realize is ironic to everyone else. Maybe win a title in the CWS at some point before showing up to the winningest college baseball team's fanbase forum and attempting to talk shit. That shit is accidentally hilarious.

The perceived IQ points of Oklahoma will shoot up by 30 once they are surrounded by the SEC. This will be a case of "if you are fat get fatter friends to make you look thinner."

 

11 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Sidetrack: Millennials are basically 40, home owners, and have like 2 kids. I’m not saying we aren’t capable of internet searching but if you’re youth shaming, you’re probably thinking Gen Z

Speaking as a Generation X father of five …

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From the Atlantic betting story

 

No. 21 Texas at Arkansas – 7 p.m. Saturday on ESPN

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It’s understandably going to take more than one win for Texas to believe in Steve Sarkisian. But beating Louisiana is a good first step towards some trust. Handling a future conference foe wouldn’t be a bad second rung, and oddsmakers think the Longhorns can do it, favoring them by six points at Arkansas.

Hudson Card threw for 224 yards two touchdowns in his first career start while Bijan Robinson racked up 173 scrimmage yards in a 38-18 win over the Ragin’ Cajuns. Texas was consistent offensively, converting 10 of 15 third downs and producing points on nine possessions. UT also outscored Louisiana 24-12 in the second half. The defense held UL to four third-down conversions on 13 tries, 2-for-4 in the red zone, as well as four sacks and one turnover.

Arkansas started slowly in Week 1, trailing Rice at halftime before blowing the game open for a 38-17 win. Quarterback K.J. Jefferson was streaky in the opener and operated more as a complement to a run game that produced 245 yards. Trelon Smith had 102 of those with a rushing touchdown, topping triple-digit yards for the third time in five games dating back to last season. Arkansas’ defense forced three turnovers in the second half, two by Jalen Catalon. However, that unit was also responsible for eight of Arkansas’ 13 penalties against Rice. Arkansas will need to be more disciplined and avoid giving Texas extra chances on the road to beat Texas.

12 hours ago, mrhog said:

no turnover three and outs stopping your run game making your qb beat us staying in the game early 

 

 

12 hours ago, omahogsfan said:

If we have to rely on our quarterback to win, we're in trouble.

It's a good thing that's not a crucial position in football or anything 

5 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

90% he is an aggy troll posting under the guise of a hog fan with disabilities. Actual disabilities. Not just the disability of being a hog fan. Once he said he was at a John Daily make a wish golf tourney I know that shit was peak trolling  

As only Aggy would do.

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