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3 hours ago, WizardofHogz said:

Once again, you win the "Dunce of the Day" award...Good GAWD, you guys are clueless when it comes to college football.  You know NOTHING outside of your own program.

Here's the list of the hardest schedules this year, as per ESPN FPI Index:  https://247sports.com/LongFormArticle/College-football-toughest-schedules-Top-25-ESPN-FPI-Florida-Alabama-Arkansas-Ole-Miss-Tennessee-Georgia-164381452/#164381452_14

Here is a link using the same index for 2020 schedules:  https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/espn-ranks-secs-toughest-schedules-for-2020/

And just to show you that this isn't a "flash in the pan", here's a link to an analysis of the schedules from 2003 to 2010.  Scroll down to the third table to see the list of the toughest schedules over that 8 year period.   Pay particular note to who is #1 in SOS in that stretch, and who is #50.

See, I'm so 'fucking dumb" that I use actual, verifiable FACTS to make my points.  Something you "talk first, think later (if ever at all)" fools know nothing about.

It's gonna be interesting when Bevo steps out of a conference in which he bullied everyone and demanded coddling into a conference where he'll just be another team.

I posted an index based on the results of the season, at year end. It is just as much a fact as anything you posted.

 

You promised to post 3 links but only posted two.

Your first link is a PROJECTION, not a fact or even an index. It is just a projection based on the previous year.

Your second link is only SEC teams. Nobody cares where you rank in the scope of only one conference. Now, the article does contain an embedded link to https://www.espn.com/college-football/fpi/_/view/resume/season/2018/sort/resume.avgsosrank/dir/asc

That link does break down sos for previous years but it supports my original post not your idiotic rant.

There is no third link.

Dumbass.

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    Wrong.  We screw YOUR cousins (the female ones...we leave the others for you and Aggie to fight over), your girlfriends and wives.   This generation of Horns has no idea what they are heading int

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    No, the point is that Longhorn fans continue to be (a) the most arrogant, while at the same time being (b) the least knowledgeable about what they are talking about in all of college sports fandom.  T

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    Some of you folks seem to be a bit touchy.   Let's start over. Texas Sucks.

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The best pig can do in terms of trash talk is some taint-sniffing trailer trash yammering about the strength of schedule being the reason his team sucks so bad.  That's disappointing.

30 minutes ago, F250 said:

After dealing with Hillbillies for a day.

 

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Or the Big 10. Proof their AAU requirements isn’t  propaganda. Good grief smh. 

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1 hour ago, oldhorn2 said:

suck on this piggy!

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Hey you Alzheimer's fuck...you....already....posted....this...don't....need....post....more....than....once...

Sad when you can't remember what you posted 6 minutes ago...lol

1 hour ago, Nivek said:


Are those the same people that ranked LSU this season?

No, but you do have a point, of sorts...they ARE the same media fools who claim"Texas is back!" every time the Horns win a game over anyone of remote significance early in the year, only to be cornholed the next week by someone mediocre.  Wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard that proclamation.  

44 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

In Austin that is a bum, in Fayetteville that is a banker. 

Thanks for clarifying...I thought it was your wife.

My bad.

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

Hopefully they airmail their first punt snap over the punters head like last time we were up there. 

Hopefully we don’t kick off to start both halves like last time we were up there…

40 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Translated: I cherry picked random years to make our numbers look better.

You need a new translator, dipshit.  What it really means is that Texas cannot demonstrate anywhere near that kind of SOS over a similar period, but WILL soon.  And the butt-hurt around here will be EPIC...

Lol just stop responding to this loser. His posts are full of shit and have been pretty boring. Pathetic when you have to go to another team’s board and beg for acceptance lol

43 minutes ago, lateshow said:

He's not. He actually has posted some on another site that I go to from time to time. Lives in the same area as I do. 

I hope your wall holds up.

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The dumb hurts.  Are we sure we want to go to the SEC?  Now sure I can deal with this level of regards every week.

17 minutes ago, pacman said:

I posted an index based on the results of the season, at year end. It is just as much a fact as anything you posted.

 

You promised to post 3 links but only posted two.

Your first link is a PROJECTION, not a fact or even an index. It is just a projection based on the previous year.

Your second link is only SEC teams. Nobody cares where you rank in the scope of only one conference. Now, the article does contain an embedded link to https://www.espn.com/college-football/fpi/_/view/resume/season/2018/sort/resume.avgsosrank/dir/asc

That link does break down sos for previous years but it supports my original post not your idiotic rant.

There is no third link.

Dumbass.

You are correct...my mistake.

Here is that third link: https://www.footballstudyhall.com/2011/7/14/2274767/strength-of-schedule-college-football

 

8 minutes ago, Wizardofhawgz said:

they ARE the same media fools who claim"Texas is back!" every time the Horns win a game over anyone of remote significance early in the year,

This is something that the sports media does because the world needs a hero and the insecure (aggy/arky) need someone to blame for their failures.

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2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Like I said -- boring, in the best possible way. 20+ carries for Bijan, 200 or so yards from Card (or Thompson if need be), and profit. No MENSA necessary. Just line up and beat 'em.

Here is the thing line up and beat them was the MENSA strategy which made him predictable. What we saw from Sark week one was make adjustments to what the opponent is doing and beat them. I prefer the later until we are disciplined and talented enough to actually just line up and beat teams.

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I never thought I'd dislike a group of visiting opponent fans more than I disliked LSU's.

Congratulations, universe, you win.

Edit to add, aside from gohogs14 who seems like good people and should stick around a while

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5 minutes ago, Wizardofhawgz said:

You need a new translator, dipshit.  What it really means is that Texas cannot demonstrate anywhere near that kind of SOS over a similar period, but WILL soon.  And the butt-hurt around here will be EPIC...

According to the ESPN FPI SOS link you posted:

2021: Ark - 90, Texas - 56

2020: Ark - 3, Texas - 34

2019: Ark - 24, Texas - 19

2018: Ark - 43, Texas - 4

2017: Ark - 31, Texas - 33

2016: Ark - 6, Texas - 21

2015: Ark - 7, Texas - 9

2014: Ark - 3, Texas - 11

2013: Ark - 12, Texas - 7

2012: Ark - 17, Texas - 10

2011: Ark - 39, Texas - 7

Average: Ark - 27.5, Texas - 21.1

 

So in the last ten years, Texas has averaged a tougher schedule and has had the outright tougher schedule 6/10 times. Your own numbers don’t back you up you uneducated turd.

 

Remember when they were running around here talking shit about how the CWS was just going to be a coronation, but then their stupid fucking team couldn't beat NC State at home?

I remember.

 

7 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Lol just stop responding to this loser. His posts are full of shit and have been pretty boring. Pathetic when you have to go to another team’s board and beg for acceptance lol

I'm not "begging for acceptance".  I am your superior.  I knew that before I cam here, but it's been reinforced in spades since my arrival.  But in this environment, I don't expect to be acknowledged; nor, do I need (or even want) to be.  It's just amazing to see all of the self-delusional horse shit that you morons post over here. 

I know more about TEXAS football than 95% of the people here...not because I'm a Longhorn fan...but because I have true appreciation and deep knowledge of the entire college football landscape.  There are a few "old heads" here who seem to be good fans with something approaching perspective on this series and college football in general.  In another setting, without all of the "wild life", I'd probably enjoy a civil discussion with them.  But most of you are just jacking off with a keyboard.  Into your own faces, I should add.

 

1 minute ago, TornACL said:

Remember when they were running around here talking shit about how the CWS was just going to be a coronation, but then their stupid fucking team couldn't beat NC State at home?

I remember.

 

But…but… they were 3-0 at Globe Life in February don’t you remember. Then won the SEC regular season title outright, then the conference tournament, then… did what Arkansas does and choked once again. Rinse and repeat

Lame trolls give me the sadz. I sure as fuck hope there are more creative & original arky assholes out there.

Hey hog fan why don’t you break down your team and tell us how Arkansas is going to beat texas instead of talking about the hogs sos in 2012. What does your team do on both sides of the ball that will make Arkansas win the game.

43 minutes ago, Wizardofhawgz said:

Hey you Alzheimer's fuck...you....already....posted....this...don't....need....post....more....than....once...

Sad when you can't remember what you posted 6 minutes ago...lol

look you Deliverance wannabe...the fact that I double posted that should help you with your attention span. Now go back to working on your thesis about how one should know how to pick up a turd from the clean end....

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25 minutes ago, Octavian said:

According to the ESPN FPI SOS link you posted:

2021: Ark - 90, Texas - 56

2020: Ark - 3, Texas - 34

2019: Ark - 24, Texas - 19

2018: Ark - 43, Texas - 4

2017: Ark - 31, Texas - 33

2016: Ark - 6, Texas - 21

2015: Ark - 7, Texas - 9

2014: Ark - 3, Texas - 11

2013: Ark - 12, Texas - 7

2012: Ark - 17, Texas - 10

2011: Ark - 39, Texas - 7

Average: Ark - 27.5, Texas - 21.1

 

So in the last ten years, Texas has averaged a tougher schedule and has had the outright tougher schedule 6/10 times. Your own numbers don’t back you up you uneducated turd.

 

He seems like an alternative facts person.

Arkansas shouldn’t get credit for SOS in 2020 because that’s the year the league fucked then by making them play GA and FL.

7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Arkansas shouldn’t get credit for SOS in 2020 because that’s the year the league fucked then by making them play GA and FL.

Also they won 3 games so who gives a fuck. At least go .500 if you're going to bring up SoS.

I keep coming back here hoping for some sort of analysis or insight into the game this weekend. Instead, I get a healthy dose of troll and responses to troll. 

Bleh

19 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Stop posting pics of that Rat tooth bastard. 

i guess u are not a broncos fan

12 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

You may have palsy and I’m not clowning that  but you write like you have downs from inbreeding. 2005 squad would have rubbed their balls all over your greatest sec team ever eat shit 

nice to meet u   your team was ahead of the curve in 2005   and kudos for that but after 05 mack went downhill  in recruiting  

 

u can think or say whatever u want about me   i wrtie like this because its what i know   

6 hours ago, Gohogs14 said:

Pretty fair assessment. IIRC it was CB LaDarrius Bishop who gave up the long TD pass though, at least he was the one trailing the WR by about 15 yards. We really need to find a better 2nd corner - DB Myles Slusher may get some PT there this weekend after being held out with a minor injury last Saturday.

I thought the RBs did fine, averaged nearly 6 YPC but maybe it was on the OL I haven't analyzed it that much. The drops really hurt and we could have had 1-2 more TDs if we didn't have crucial drops that killed drives...also might have gotten KJ's completion percentage above 70% despite a poor game passing the ball from him. Treylon Burks dropping 2-3 passes is very uncharacteristic of him.

You might be all right.

 

4 minutes ago, mrhog said:

nice to meet u   your team was ahead of the curve in 2005   and kudos for that but after 05 mack went downhill  in recruiting  

 

u can think or say whatever u want about me   i wrtie like this because its what i know   

You can stay for entertainment value alone.

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2 hours ago, oldhorn2 said:

god damn my inability to get a you tube video to post here. That clip showed 6 minutes of Hell on Arky and it is beautiful..... I am now going to lay my head on the tracks

PosRep for 4th and National Championship.

8 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

The SEC was garbage in 2005. That stood out in mrhog's wall of stupid. 

wall of stupid   huh  it might been garbage in 2005  but u will like it  when 9-3 10-2 gets u in the 12 team playoff when in the big 12  u would been hoping for a 12 seed  

2 hours ago, oldhorn2 said:

god damn my inability to get a you tube video to post here. That clip showed 6 minutes of Hell on Arky and it is beautiful..... I am now going to lay my head on the tracks

 

Brian Jones picks Arkansas to win. ICF shows that we have lost 4 strait road OOC games.

Too late to back out of the SEC? This is next level stupidity.

2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I just hope that when we do join the SEC and face that brutal schedule, that we can somehow some way avoid losing to Texas A&M for NINE STRAIGHT YEARS. Good luck on avoiding #10 this season. We are all counting on you. Also, since we are new to the conference, can you please tell us if San Jose State, Western Kentucky, and North Texas are in the Eastern or Western divisions of the SEC? 

that was known  as the chad error   dude family did not even move  with him   and he was a high school math teacher  i am not great at math  i bet all u had to do in his class is count to 10 to get a A 

1 hour ago, Wizardofhawgz said:

I'm not "begging for acceptance".  I am your superior. 

This sounds like some chick following you around all night waiting for the opportunity to tell you she's not interested in you. 

Pig won 3 games last year. Three. Against shitty opponents whose records totaled 10-19. They got blown out against every ranked ranked opponent, save aggy, who let them score 14 in the fourth quarter to only lose by 11.  They didn't exactly show much to strike fear with their Rice performance last week.

Could they win? Anything's possible, I suppose. They will have a stadium filled with drunken hillbillies for a night game. The crowd will be raucous and Texas is bringing in a young qb. Their def. coordinator is no scab, and the Texas o-line revealed some flaws last week.

But PK already showed us he can scheme to contain a mobile qb. And Sark has Bijan plus gets guys the ball in open space. (Bama rushed for 5 td's against pig last year... yes, Texas is not Bama, but still...). The drunken, rowdy bravado can only carry you so far.

5 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Motion to refer to all SEC fans as hoopleheads from now on.

But won't that make us hoopleheads in a year or two...er nevermind. Seconded.

Well, at least piggy doesn’t hide in here like aggy does, I’ll give ‘em that. When they come to troll they come committed. Like it should be. Going to be fun revisiting some of these old rivals and the new ones we may make. Just adds more fun.

3 hours ago, westexhorn said:

Love the content.  That being said, I kind of wish Sark could have used that 1 hr to prep/rest or whatever else he needs to do as opposed to spending time doing LHN content although im sure thats part of his job this year. 

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10 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Brian Jones picks Arkansas to win. ICF shows that we have lost 4 strait road OOC games.

Maybe we'll win. Maybe we'll lose. It won't have anything to do with that streak.

Sports pundits are backward-looking morons which is why they over-rated a good Louisiana team and under-rated a good Texas team.

They spend their professional lives making predictions. They're generally guesses but they feel like they have to add some sort of statistical element to their bloviations so they sound smarter than they are. It's a low bar.

By the reasoning above, we likely will never win a road OOC game ever again. It's math!

If we lose, Arkansas beat us. Period. They won't be aided by that absurdly short streak. If we whup them, it won't be because we found some magic powder that broke some sort of curse.

Brian Jones amuses me. If he leaned on that stat, he disappoints me.

Fayetteville will be a hostile environment full of screaming hillbillies. That's worth something. They may have found a good coach and staff. That's worth something. Streaks? Who gives a shit?

Arkansas plays a really tough schedule which explains why they were blown out by powerhouses like the University of North Texas and Western Kentucky. You see if they didn't play in the SEC they would be a lower tier Conference USA team.

 

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