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7 minutes ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

The Hogs haven't been good at football in 10 years.  We don't claim to be good.  We also don't get perennial ranked in the top 25, yet never finish there.  And despite the shiny 15 next your name there is still a really good chance you lose in Fayetteville on Saturday.  Texas is like the 8th best team we will play this year.

I'm sorry your team sucks shit through a straw and gets absolutely embarrassed by any team with a pulse but that's no excuse for you talk poorly about your soon-to-be fifth daddy. It's okay though because Texas will treat you differently than your other daddies. They like to pound you and then expect you to kiss them afterwards. We won't expect that at all. We'll just humiliate you and then hose you off with the garden hose and shove you back in the cellar until next season. We won't be requiring your praises in the meantime so you can keep all that SECSECSEC homer shit for yourselves and aggy. 

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  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    Wrong.  We screw YOUR cousins (the female ones...we leave the others for you and Aggie to fight over), your girlfriends and wives.   This generation of Horns has no idea what they are heading int

  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    No, the point is that Longhorn fans continue to be (a) the most arrogant, while at the same time being (b) the least knowledgeable about what they are talking about in all of college sports fandom.  T

  • Razorbackkid
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    Some of you folks seem to be a bit touchy.   Let's start over. Texas Sucks.

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Imagine being so pathetic that your fan base is impressed with the new coach winning three games in a season instead of three years. Really marinate on that for a minute.

Nebraska stomped TEXAS in the 90's

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Just now, tejas60 said:

Nebraska stomped TEXAS in the 90's

hahahaha

 

 

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8 minutes ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

Capital T and period at the end please.  Classic Austin/Texas superiority complex you got there though.

I'm just trying to get into the mind of someone who would come over to this board... create this username... and use the photo you have chosen as your avatar. 

So your line of thinking is something along "HA. I'm clever because I'm going to name myself as a fan of a coach they fired for being horrible. AND I'm going to use a photo of a coach that we fired for somehow having an even worse record than the Texas coach that was fired. We have absolutely nothing to point to as an accomplishment as a program since 1964, but at least our fired coach beat their fired coach in a useless bowl game 7 years ago. God I'm hilarious." 

Texas is 17-3 all time in Fayetteville piggy. The superiority complex is earned against your backwoods program.

Daddy is coming home Saturday. Buckle up. 

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2 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Nebraska stomped TEXAS in the 90's

hahahaha

 

 

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To be fair we only beat them three times in the '90s. Out of four games, but still.

34 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Recency bias requires that we only look at the most recent meeting. 

 

You had 59 yards of total offense the last time we played..

3 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Nebraska stomped TEXAS in the 90's

hahahaha

 

 

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Now that’s fucking funny. Texas went 9-1 against Nebraska in the B12 and arguably broke their program. 

Just now, Hank Chinaski said:

and arguably broke their program

On multiple occasions. 

19 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Sure was. The funniest part? They act as if it never even happened when you mention it to them. They completely wiped that game from their collective memory.

If by “wiped that game from their collective memory” you mean “drank into a stupor only to wake up and use more black tar than Layne Staley in an effort to forget that game” you’d be correct.  

Just now, CharlieStrongFan said:

You had 59 yards of total offense the last time we played..

Yes. Seven years ago. Meanwhile, five days ago you were tied in the fourth quarter with Rice. Explain to me where all your confidence that piggy will win this Saturday comes from because I'm not seeing it.

1 minute ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

You had 59 yards of total offense the last time we played..

Does anyone remember the last time Sark coached against Arkansas? How did that game turn out? Anyone?

Just now, Lowcountry Hog said:

If by “wiped that game from their collective memory” you mean “drank into a stupor only to wake up and use more black tar than Layne Staley in an effort to forget that game” you’d be correct.  

I can't lie. I snort laughed at that. Thanks for that

2 hours ago, ousux said:

They raised their son in Texas in hopes he might learn some readin' rightin' and rithmetic.

Oh, and learn to play football as well.

I knew a guy from way back in the Ozarks where the school was so poor, you had to choose. You could learn to read or to write, but not both. 

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

Does anyone remember the last time Sark coached against Arkansas? How did that game turn out? Anyone?

Give me Total Boofing for 500, Alex. 

Just now, ElChupacabra said:

I can't lie. I snort laughed at that. Thanks for that

I hadn’t hurt that much since Clint Stoerner stumbled in Neyland.  

5 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Does anyone remember the last time Sark coached against Arkansas? How did that game turn out? Anyone?

Didn't realize you guys had starting 11 of NFL players.  Shit you really might beat us by 30.

12 minutes ago, jwtexan said:

I'm just trying to get into the mind of someone who would come over to this board... create this username... and use the photo you have chosen as your avatar. 

So your line of thinking is something along "HA. I'm clever because I'm going to name myself as a fan of a coach they fired for being horrible. AND I'm going to use a photo of a coach that we fired for somehow having an even worse record than the Texas coach that was fired. We have absolutely nothing to point to as an accomplishment as a program since 1964, but at least our fired coach beat their fired coach in a useless bowl game 7 years ago. God I'm hilarious." 

Texas is 17-3 all time in Fayetteville piggy. The superiority complex is earned against your backwoods program.

Daddy is coming home Saturday. Buckle up. 

Have to admit you diagnosed this really well

1 minute ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

Didn't realize you guys had starting 11 of NFL players. 

What got in the way of you attending 2nd grade? 

How is it possible that not one Arkansas fan we’ve encountered this week has the ability to write complete, legible sentences?

It’s astounding.

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16 hours ago, westexhorn said:

@MuellerHorn are you a surgeon?  sounds like piggy wants to play the starter dlineman Ridgeway despite having appendectomy 2 weeks ago (https://247sports.com/college/arkansas/Article/Arkansas-Razorbacks-defense-ready-for-talented-Texas-offense-170322039/)

are his guts going to explode halfway through the game?

I'm sure their team medical staff "cleared" him. However, that's not the proper decision in my opinion.

His "guts (aren't) going to explode," but returning this fast could definitely disrupt and/or counteract the healing process. Granted, there would most likely already be ramifications of that from practice this week if any negative side effects of physical activity were to happen.

We'll see how much he's actually on the field come Saturday evening.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What got in the way of you attending 2nd grade? 

Pulisic is the man.  Have to get 3pts tonight vs Honduras.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Oinks from the sty

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For all those young Piggy fans that say they do not hate us or don't give a fuck lets remind them why their parents grew to hate us in the SWC starting this Saturday.

8 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

How is it possible that not one Arkansas fan we’ve encountered this week has the ability to write complete, legible sentences?

It’s astounding.

That's not fair to @Lowcountry Hog.  Although, he seems to be the exception to the rule

9 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

How is it possible that not one Arkansas fan we’ve encountered this week has the ability to write complete, legible sentences?

It’s astounding.

@Lowcountry Hogis the front runner for President of Arkansas right now. 

Just now, ElChupacabra said:
10 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

 

@Lowcountry Hogis the front runner for President of Arkansas right now. 

While flattered, I cannot accept the nomination.  I’ve relocated from southwest Arkansas and the unfortunate chance I might run into a Texan or Louisianan at the lake, to the coast of South Carolina to enjoy shrimp and grits, palmetto trees and marsh living, only to trade in the Texan and Louisianan for the much worse stench of the Ohioan.  These people are truly the scum of the earth.  

41 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

this guy puts two spaces after a period, just in case anyone needed any more reason to disregard his opinion

It just means he's over 50.  

32 minutes ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

You had 59 yards of total offense the last time we played..

And you're done

 

17 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

While flattered, I cannot accept the nomination.  I’ve relocated from southwest Arkansas and the unfortunate chance I might run into a Texan or Louisianan at the lake, to the coast of South Carolina to enjoy shrimp and grits, palmetto trees and marsh living, only to trade in the Texan and Louisianan for the much worse stench of the Ohioan.  These people are truly the scum of the earth.  

Do they smell like burned couches?

42 minutes ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

You had 59 yards of total offense the last time we played..

I will have you know we refer to 59 yards of offense around here as a Watson. Get it right.

For example: Texas will have 9 Watsons of offense on Saturday against you yokels.  

37 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

How is it possible that not one Arkansas fan we’ve encountered this week has the ability to write complete, legible sentences?

It’s astounding.

you'd think they'd compensate with knowing a bit about football, yet here we are 

Another hog fan coming in talking about 7 years ago.. what an embarrassment for the fanbase. They haven’t had one good shit talker yet. Saturday is going to be great. 

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

Nebraska stomped TEXAS in the 90's

hahahaha

 

 

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This was the real highlight for me.  This child of the 90s was riding the short husk bus.

Welp, you Texas bastards, good luck stomping the piggies, it'll be cool seeing an ol' SWC/ future SEC rivalry again..!

 

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1 hour ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

The Hogs haven't been good at football in 10 years.  We don't claim to be good.  We also don't get perennial ranked in the top 25, yet never finish there.  And despite the shiny 15 next your name there is still a really good chance you lose in Fayetteville on Saturday.  Texas is like the 8th best team we will play this year.

I’ll play. Name the seven better teams.

 

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

How is it possible that not one Arkansas fan we’ve encountered this week has the ability to write complete, legible sentences?

It’s astounding.

How is it that the supposed dude with Cerebral Palsy, you know literal brain damage, has been by far the most logical and intelligent one of the lot?

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Good God what did they do to Bijan?

34 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I will have you know we refer to 59 yards of offense around here as a Watson. Get it right.

For example: Texas will have 9 Watsons of offense on Saturday against you yokels.  

I would consider 9 Watsons of offense against the pigs on Saturday to represent a failure on the part of our offense.  Rice put up 5 1/4 Watsons on them 

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15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

As sad as it is, Wright's is the best BBQ around NWA. 

Shawn Watson ain't walking through that stadium tunnel on Saturday, you Razorfucks.  Enjoy watching your Texas Bowl replay.

We’ll have more yards on one play this Saturday than we did in the entire Texas Bowl we played against these dumbfucks. We’re gonna push their shit in and it will be glorious.

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

Nebraska stomped TEXAS in the 90's

hahahaha

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I mean Nowledge did beat us 3 out of 4 times as non-conference foes from 1933-1974 but that doesn't qualify as the 90s #fuzzymath

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