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1 hour ago, Big_kat said:

That is sad. There bbq looks like shit. 

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@immamac and @Wulaw Horn will 100% be eating whatever this is and grading it. Also whoever started the vicious rumor of me putting beans in my chili will be hearing from my lawyer. @SquishMitten Fuckin get em! Cease and desist all these mother fuckers! 

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    Some of you folks seem to be a bit touchy.   Let's start over. Texas Sucks.

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Wait . . . JC Penney is still around?
Arkansas is like an alternate dimension, attend the game with extreme caution.

I, for one, hope they have every available starter and a plethora of backups because...

A) They're going to need it if they even want to put up a fight.

B) That lame ass excuse gets so old and I really don't want to hear "We would've won if we had our best WR on the field" or whatever that case may be. 

Bring your best, we'll bring our best and may the best team win. 

 

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Also whoever started the vicious rumor of me putting beans in my chili will be hearing from my lawyer

Pantry pic for proof or no one will believe you.

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Pantry pic for proof or no one will believe you.

Not chili szn yet, gotta wait till the high is at least 85 or lower. Then I can promise you, a chili pic

13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

@immamac and @Wulaw Horn will 100% be eating whatever this is and grading it. Also whoever started the vicious rumor of me putting beans in my chili will be hearing from my lawyer. @SquishMitten Fuckin get em! Cease and desist all these mother fuckers! 

When does the RV depart?

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Not chili szn yet, gotta wait till the high is at least 85 or lower. Then I can promise you, a chili pic

Screenshotted and filed away. Will be expecting chili pics in approximately 5 weeks

I can’t respect a state that can’t do good bbq. So basically I can’t respect any state but my Texas. That plate of “bbq” personally offended me.

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

When does the RV depart?

I just want to know where the fuck they're gonna park this thing. I may have to run out of state on business but if not I'd swing by and drop off some Yeungling for the boys 

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

When does the RV depart?

Thursday at 8pm. Stop in Shreveport Thursday night to gamble our balls off before arriving in fayettnam around 2pm Friday

3 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Screenshotted and filed away. Will be expecting chili pics in approximately 5 weeks

Done! Might even make a big ass pot for a tailgate

Just now, ElChupacabra said:

I just want to know where the fuck they're gonna park this thing. I may have to run out of state on business but if not I'd swing by and drop off some Yeungling for the boys 

@immamac can answer that. I’m just along for the ride

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I can’t respect a state that can’t do good bbq. So basically I can’t respect any state. It my Texas. That plate of “bbq” personally offended me.

According to a 5' 4" loudmouth drunk from Virginia, Texas BBQ isn't even in the top 5 states for BBQ. This idiot tried to tell me that KC BBQ was better and that he had never had good ribs or good brisket any of the times he visited Texas. 

You Texans put slaw on your BBQ?  
 

Pissed me off something fierce when I went to my first BBQ restaurant here in Carolina and there was slaw on my pulled pork

As you can see, there is not a ton of parking around the stadium. Anyone going to the game should be prepared to hike to get to the stadium. Also, Arkansas drivers are not as bad as Oklahoma drivers but they are close so look both ways crossing the street. And, lastly, when you go into a bar on Dickson get the free wristband that allows you to walk to the next bar with a drink in your hand. Without one of those you're looking at a PI and if Baker can't outrun the Fayetteville police I doubt many of you old heads can. 

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2 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

You Texans put slaw on your BBQ?  
 

Pissed me off something fierce when I went to my first BBQ restaurant here in Carolina and there was slaw on my pulled pork

Got to do something to mask the taste of PIG!  

5 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

You Texans put slaw on your BBQ?  
 

Pissed me off something fierce when I went to my first BBQ restaurant here in Carolina and there was slaw on my pulled pork

Huh? You talking about coleslaw on the side or actually ON the meat? Only slaw I've ever had on meat was in El Reno, OK at Sid's diner and they sell slaw dogs. Pretty damn good but I wouldn't even know how to describe it.

6 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

You Texans put slaw on your BBQ?  
 

Pissed me off something fierce when I went to my first BBQ restaurant here in Carolina and there was slaw on my pulled pork

no man GIF

Just now, ElChupacabra said:

Huh? You talking about coleslaw on the side or actually ON the meat? Only slaw I've ever had on meat was in El Reno, OK at Sid's diner and they sell slaw dogs. Pretty damn good but I wouldn't even know how to describe it.

NC does that on their pulled pork sandwiches and even hamburgers

9 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

You Texans put slaw on your BBQ?  
 

Pissed me off something fierce when I went to my first BBQ restaurant here in Carolina and there was slaw on my pulled pork

What? Who told you that?

No Texan in their right mind puts slaw on barbecue. It better be contained in it's own spot. 

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

NC does that on their pulled pork sandwiches and even hamburgers

Yep. Pissed me off royally the first time. I know now to ask 'em to hold the slaw.

It's not even good slaw, at that. It's all vinegary and bland. Weirdest damned thing.

your season will come down to 4 games 

1 oct 9

2 oct 16 

3 nov 6  

win those 3 u are in the big 12 champ game    

u are rated high enough to where u win out  u are in   

there is only 2 thing that can stop u if u do not have a loss  

1 oregon beats ohio st   very unlikely   

2 and bama and uga both being 12-0    

texas fans should think they have 9 wins in the bank  esp without herman  why was he not a fit  i throuht he was going to be good there  

29 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

When does the RV depart?

as soon as the chili with beans are ready.

5 minutes ago, mrhog said:

texas fans should think they have 9 wins in the bank  esp without herman  why was he not a fit  i throuht he was going to be good there  

Is punctuation outlawed in Arkansas?

5 minutes ago, mrhog said:

texas fans should think they have 9 wins in the bank  esp without herman  why was he not a fit  i throuht he was going to be good there  

Go away already. 

23 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

You Texans put slaw on your BBQ?  
 

Pissed me off something fierce when I went to my first BBQ restaurant here in Carolina and there was slaw on my pulled pork

16 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

no man GIF

Additionally, I believe you also get your ass kicked doing something like that.

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

No one has been helpful securing a spot for Surly. If push comes to shove we will take over the RV lot, I'll rent a golf cart and hire a kid shuttle people. Lol

Only bar I’ve seen that looks worth a shit for watching other games during the day on Dickson is Ferrell’s. Maybe some slack jaw lurker from hillbilly town could confirm. But I doubt it. 

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is punctuation outlawed in Arkansas?

There’s a colon joke in there somewhere but I’m too tired to extrapolate. 

18 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Huh? You talking about coleslaw on the side or actually ON the meat? Only slaw I've ever had on meat was in El Reno, OK at Sid's diner and they sell slaw dogs. Pretty damn good but I wouldn't even know how to describe it.

was working in Tennessee and got a bbq sammich on the way home from work. asked if I wanted slaw and I said sure. got to the room and couldn't find my side of slaw, figured they forgot it. took a bite of the sammich and spit out that nasty shit. had to scrape as much off as I could.

I have nothing against decent slaw on a pulled pork sandwich. 

I would never want it on a sliced or chopped brisket sandwich, however.

18 minutes ago, immamac said:

No one has been helpful securing a spot for Surly. If push comes to shove we will take over the RV lot, I'll rent a golf cart and hire a kid shuttle people. Lol

Hire the miniature train driver from Zilker Park.

5 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

was working in Tennessee and got a bbq sammich on the way home from work. asked if I wanted slaw and I said sure. got to the room and couldn't find my side of slaw, figured they forgot it. took a bite of the sammich and spit out that nasty shit. had to scrape as much off as I could.

 

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30 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

As you can see, there is not a ton of parking around the stadium. Anyone going to the game should be prepared to hike to get to the stadium. Also, Arkansas drivers are not as bad as Oklahoma drivers but they are close so look both ways crossing the street. And, lastly, when you go into a bar on Dickson get the free wristband that allows you to walk to the next bar with a drink in your hand. Without one of those you're looking at a PI and if Baker can't outrun the Fayetteville police I doubt many of you old heads can. 

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If you get there early enough you can park across from Baum Stadium for free and take the shuttle to the football stadium as well. It fills up quickly though.

They’ve got this new festival outside the stadium now called Hogtown on game days that has various food trucks and a huge TV playing other games with live music, etc. Something to pass the time with when waiting for the game before entering.

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is punctuation outlawed in Arkansas?

The dude has cp and typing is hard enough. Be chill, he is by far the best of the new found arkie posters…

 

I can deal with the punctuation issues vs the abject stupidity of these other posters 

2 minutes ago, Gohogs14 said:

If you get there early enough you can park across from Baum Stadium for free and take the shuttle to the football stadium as well. It fills up quickly though.

They’ve got this new festival outside the stadium now called Hogtown on game days that has various food trucks and a huge TV playing other games with live music, etc. Something to pass the time with when waiting for the game before entering.

That sounds pretty chill. Will they keep the big TV on showing the game? Can I put a tent and a lawn chair in front of it and just watch the game from there?

I’ve never seen the amount of self-owns by another fan base in a single thread.  Ever.  I guess they lived up to their reputation. 

Whether your slaw is on the side or hidden in your pulled pork sandwich you gotta realize that it goes to the same place once you chew it up and swallow it. That’s right … Arkansas 

Franklin’s has a sandwich …”The Tipsy Texan”, that is chopped brisket and sliced sausage topped with cole slaw. Never had it myself.

According to a 5' 4" loudmouth drunk from Virginia, Texas BBQ isn't even in the top 5 states for BBQ. This idiot tried to tell me that KC BBQ was better and that he had never had good ribs or good brisket any of the times he visited Texas. 
Idiot probably went to one of the big chains, and likely at fucking DFW airport.
8 minutes ago, Gohogs14 said:

If you get there early enough you can park across from Baum Stadium for free and take the shuttle to the football stadium as well. It fills up quickly though

In Baum East or Baum Main? 

Here's a few map shots to give folks perspective. You'd definitely need to grab that shuttle if parking down there. That's a damn jaunt. 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, ousux said:

Idiot probably went to one of the big chains, and likely at fucking DFW airport.

Said he went to Houston three times and never been anywhere else in TX.

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Franklin’s has a sandwich …”The Tipsy Texan”, that is chopped brisket and sliced sausage topped with cole slaw. Never had it myself.

Seems like a waste of good brisket.

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Seems like a waste of good brisket.

And sausage.

32 minutes ago, mrhog said:

texas fans should think they have 9 wins in the bank  esp without herman  why was he not a fit  i throuht he was going to be good there  

Herman was just too arrogant for his own good. I think a lot of people around him admitted he was very intelligent, the only problem was that he saw that as an excuse to not be diligent. He wouldn’t scout teams well, did self-scout the team’s own weaknesses, and often chalked up any plays not working to situational issues (and would run the same play again). 
 

Generally, the mark of most successful people is being able to acknowledge a mistake or flaw, then working to correct that mistake. Herman would just never do step one so he never used his intelligence for step two.

texas fans should think they have 9 wins in the bank  esp without herman  why was he not a fit  i throuht he was going to be good there  

Google translate doesn’t have inbred redneck to English, can you try that again?
29 minutes ago, jwtexan said:

Go away already. 

if u do not like my posts u can zoom past them    

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