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15 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

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Pos rep for Fire Marshal Bill 

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  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    Wrong.  We screw YOUR cousins (the female ones...we leave the others for you and Aggie to fight over), your girlfriends and wives.   This generation of Horns has no idea what they are heading int

  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    No, the point is that Longhorn fans continue to be (a) the most arrogant, while at the same time being (b) the least knowledgeable about what they are talking about in all of college sports fandom.  T

  • Razorbackkid
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    Some of you folks seem to be a bit touchy.   Let's start over. Texas Sucks.

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21 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Hire the miniature train driver from Zilker Park.

 

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1 minute ago, TexasFan21 said:

Apparently Dorian Gerald, Hogs top DL, broke his legs today.

I heard it would keep him out 4 days.

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1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Google translate doesn’t have inbred redneck to English, can you try that again?

i already got my answer above   

i understand u do not like my state  or my team  but other than my first post here   i have tried to be respectful to this fanbase   and my first post was blowing off steam    more than anything    

54 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Huh? You talking about coleslaw on the side or actually ON the meat? Only slaw I've ever had on meat was in El Reno, OK at Sid's diner and they sell slaw dogs. Pretty damn good but I wouldn't even know how to describe it.

Slaw ON TOP OF THE MEAT.  Who even eats slaw?

i already got my answer above   
i understand u do not like my state  or my team  but other than my first post here   i have tried to be respectful to this fanbase   and my first post was blowing off steam    more than anything    

Dude, did you graduate high school? Your grammar is amazing. Inspiring.
Apparently Dorian Gerald, Hogs top DL, broke his legs today.
All of them?
4 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Apparently Dorian Gerald, Hogs top DL, broke his legs today.

Both of them?


Dude, did you graduate high school? Your grammar is amazing. Inspiring.
Already been addressed earlier in the thread
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4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


There it is then, the excuse.

He’s not even close to our best DL.

 

 

Unless we lose then he was headed to an All American season and the reason we lost.  

3 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I’ll play. Name the seven better teams.

 

And if there are 7 better teams and the hogs lose to Texas that means a minimum 8 loss season for piggy?  Still trying to figure out what he’s trying to say.  

3 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

Slaw ON TOP OF THE MEAT.  Who even eats slaw?

That's just not right. I'm hopeful that you politely, but firmly, asked them to never, ever do that again.

2 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I think you misunderstood my post.

CharlieStrongFan said we were the 8th best team they would play this year.

I was asking him who the seven are better than Texas. Not that I expect him to reply.

So when they lose Saturday night in his estimation they can look forward to seven more loses.

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7 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

I hope he has a wonderful career in something other than sports. 

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:


Dude, did you graduate high school? Your grammar is amazing. Inspiring.

i did  i had to have help to write but i did  i was in spiead ed for like 5 hours a day    it has its perks and drawbacks 

a perk is  the work was a littte easyier  the drawback was u had to deal with the same teachers for years   and after about 3 years of that  it gets annoying   

 

but in elem school all we did was watch movies on beanbags chiars all day   yeah it was disney movies  but much better than no homework   

11 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Apparently Dorian Gerald, Hogs top DL, broke his legs today.

Legs? How do you break both legs in practice?

3 minutes ago, mrhog said:

i did  i had to have help to write but i did  i was in spiead ed for like 5 hours a day    it has its perks and drawbacks 

a perk is  the work was a littte easyier  the drawback was u had to deal with the same teachers for years   and after about 3 years of that  it gets annoying   

 

but in elem school all we did was watch movies on beanbags chiars all day   yeah it was disney movies  but much better than no homework   

Hmm…well, I uh…tell us more…

Legs? How do you break both legs in practice?

Gave it 110 err I mean 200%?
5 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

So when the lose Saturday night in his estimation they can look forward to seven more loses.

last year some of the media thought they would go 0-10   aga a all SEC sch    

56 minutes ago, mrhog said:

texas fans should think they have 9 wins in the bank  esp without herman  why was he not a fit  i throuht he was going to be good there  

Because he was a 

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He’s not even close to our best DL.
 
 
Unless we lose then he was headed to an All American season and the reason we lost.  
Thats how you do it right there ^^
6 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Legs? How do you break both legs in practice?

I, too, want to know this. I wish the young man a speedy recovery but damn if you break both legs at once it's probably a sign.

1 minute ago, markstanco said:


Whoosh

I thought so. But you never know considering the source.

21 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

I hear his leg didn't even want to play this game. 

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30 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Google translate doesn’t have inbred redneck to English, can you try that again?

 

22 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Dude, did you graduate high school? Your grammar is amazing. Inspiring.

 

12 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Hmm…well, I uh…tell us more…

JFC, do you dickheads not read the whole thread?  Mrhog addressed this in one of his first posts, and it has been reiterated several times in subsequent posts that he has Cerebral Palsy, and is typing as best as he can.  He's contributing, and being respectful, and I don't think it's too much to ask to be respectful in return.  A little awareness goes a long way.

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2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Hmm…well, I uh…tell us more…

lol  well i did win 3 gold meals for bowling in 1997-98 for arkansas spieal olmlyns i only bowled about a 115  but some of the kids couild not use their fingers at all    

in elem school we would eat snacks all the time   i am talking 2nd grade or so   

and i went to Disneyland when i was 5  that was fun only stayed for 4 hours   went on a plane to orlando   

i been very blessed in my life    i do struggle with depession  because i am my worst critic     

4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

This thread has AIDS. 

Arkansas out front should of told you.

21 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

That's a decent sized loss. Got 42 snaps against Rice. 

1 minute ago, 83Horn said:

do you dickheads not read the whole thread

 

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5 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

JFC, do you dickheads not read the whole thread?  Mrhog addressed this in one of his first posts, and it has been reiterated several times in subsequent posts that he has Cerebral Palsy, and is typing as best as he can.  He's contributing, and being respectful, and I don't think it's too much to ask to be respectful in return.  A little awareness goes a long way.

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6 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

 

 

JFC, do you dickheads not read the whole thread?  Mrhog addressed this in one of his first posts, and it has been reiterated several times in subsequent posts that he has Cerebral Palsy, and is typing as best as he can.  He's contributing, and being respectful, and I don't think it's too much to ask to be respectful in return.  A little awareness goes a long way.

I don't got time for that.  Are you new???

19 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Legs? How do you break both legs in practice?

paging Jordan Shipley, Jake Smith, Jordan Whittington...

7 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

 

 

JFC, do you dickheads not read the whole thread?  Mrhog addressed this in one of his first posts, and it has been reiterated several times in subsequent posts that he has Cerebral Palsy, and is typing as best as he can.  He's contributing, and being respectful, and I don't think it's too much to ask to be respectful in return.  A little awareness goes a long way.

I agree, we should hate him for his terrible college selection and football opinions, not his typing.

6 minutes ago, mrhog said:

lol  well i did win 3 gold meals for bowling in 1997-98 for arkansas spieal olmlyns i only bowled about a 115  but some of the kids couild not use their fingers at all    

Have you considered stand up comedy?

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Just now, ztejas said:

Have you considered stand up comedy?

That's a low blow man

30 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Dude, did you graduate high school? Your grammar is amazing. Inspiring.

he has cerebral palsy apparently

Just now, ztejas said:

Have you considered stand up comedy?

You watch AGT?

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

That's a low blow man

I almost made the joke. Someone else can. 

29 minutes ago, Lowcountry Hog said:

He’s not even close to our best DL.

 

 

Unless we lose then he was headed to an All American season and the reason we lost.  

No, if Arkansas loses it's the SEC team just didn't want to be there.

12 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

 

 

JFC, do you dickheads not read the whole thread? Mrhog addressed this in one of his first posts, and it has been reiterated several times in subsequent posts that he has Cerebral Palsy, and is typing as best as he can.  He's contributing, and being respectful, and I don't think it's too much to ask to be respectful in return.  A little awareness goes a long way.

Who does that shit?

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