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4 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

he has cerebral palsy apparently

Does that mean no?  Or yes? Maybe?

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  • WizardofHogz
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    Wrong.  We screw YOUR cousins (the female ones...we leave the others for you and Aggie to fight over), your girlfriends and wives.   This generation of Horns has no idea what they are heading int

  • WizardofHogz
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    No, the point is that Longhorn fans continue to be (a) the most arrogant, while at the same time being (b) the least knowledgeable about what they are talking about in all of college sports fandom.  T

  • Razorbackkid
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    Some of you folks seem to be a bit touchy.   Let's start over. Texas Sucks.

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Just now, Wishbone said:

Who does that shit?

I’ve read the whole Sarah Jean Underwood thread.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I’ve read the whole Sarah Jean Underwood thread.

You’re the one!

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I’ve read the whole Sarah Jean Underwood thread.

I quit after the plastic surgery.  I know, quitters never win. 

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’ve read the whole Sarah Jean Underwood thread.

Same. 

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

I quit after the plastic surgery.  I know, quitters never win. 

I’ve lost what little respect I never had for you.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Have you considered stand up comedy?

i did when i was like 11  but then my talking too fast and studding   i fingue would be too much  i wanted to be a  coach or play by play guy     

I’m not 100% convinced this mrhog isn’t some sort of troll fucking up this thread. a fraud. Someone needs to give this man the Walter treatment to see if he’s legit.

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Surly Twitter is definitely ran by the right kind of asshole.

 

 

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Yes, it's a screenshot. Someone teach me to imbed tweets.

19 hours ago, texans_are_so_dumb said:

he’s from texas…

I think I landed the kill shot!

Just now, Enchubben said:

I’m not 100% convinced this mrhog isn’t some sort of troll fucking up this thread. a fraud. Someone needs to give this man the Walter treatment to see if he’s legit.

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Already covered up thread, I believe. I think he's legit. The amateur sleuth known as @ztejasworked his Google Fu and got nothing 

Starting DE broke his leg in practice and is out for the season.  

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3 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Surly Twitter is definitely ran by the right kind of asshole.

 

 

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Just now, RGBIII said:

 

Surly Twitter has woken up and chosen violence!

 

40 minutes ago, mrhog said:

but in elem school all we did was watch movies on beanbags chiars all day   yeah it was disney movies  but much better than no homework   

did you get to eat cheetos?

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i should had interdude myself maybe on a another thread   

i feel bad for hijacked this thead   i really do    

 

but things go in 2 ways with me on sports blogs    

1 he is a troll not real   

2 they respct me and hate my team but not me     

Just now, mrhog said:

i should had interdude myself maybe on a another thread   

i feel bad for hijacked this thead   i really do    

 

but things go in 2 ways with me on sports blogs    

1 he is a troll not real   

2 they respct me and hate my team but not me     

You're safely in section 2, amigo. Don't sweat it.

2 minutes ago, mrhog said:

i should had interdude myself maybe on a another thread   

i feel bad for hijacked this thead   i really do    

 

but things go in 2 ways with me on sports blogs    

1 he is a troll not real   

2 they respct me and hate my team but not me     

Only hate Piggy when they play Texas. I hate the land thieves all the time.

2 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

 

did you get to eat cheetos?

i wish  i was one of the few students that eat solid foods  most had to have a feeding tube and some would just crawl on the nasty floor    and could not talk  

its wear on u seeing that at 8 years old    

2 minutes ago, mrhog said:

i should had interdude myself maybe on a another thread   

i feel bad for hijacked this thead   i really do    

 

but things go in 2 ways with me on sports blogs    

1 he is a troll not real   

2 they respct me and hate my team but not me     

Hang in there. It’s just Surly. Hog out front shoulda told ya.

4 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Only hate Piggy when they play Texas. 

Guess you weren’t at the Swoopes/Charlie Strong Texas Bowl in person. 

12 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Starting DE broke his leg in practice and is out for the season.  

Fuck that sucks.....

1 minute ago, EZ$ said:

Guess you weren’t at the Swoopes/Charlie Strong Texas Bowl in person. 

nope

On the opening kickoff, the Arkansas returner tried to hit a couple spin moves while holding the ball outstretched away from his body a la Kyler Murray and fumbles the ball but pig recovers. 

48 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

 

 

JFC, do you dickheads not read the whole thread?  Mrhog addressed this in one of his first posts, and it has been reiterated several times in subsequent posts that he has Cerebral Palsy, and is typing as best as he can.  He's contributing, and being respectful, and I don't think it's too much to ask to be respectful in return.  A little awareness goes a long way.

Are you sure he has CP? Maybe he likes e.e.cumings.

47 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

 

 

JFC, do you dickheads not read the whole thread?  Mrhog addressed this in one of his first posts, and it has been reiterated several times in subsequent posts that he has Cerebral Palsy, and is typing as best as he can.  He's contributing, and being respectful, and I don't think it's too much to ask to be respectful in return.  A little awareness goes a long way.

Do you even read the whole thread? He said he has "cereal" palsy. Like unlucky charms. 

Apparently Dorian Gerald is the highest graded run stopper on the Arkansas D-line.

Ehhhh that does suck dude broke a leg )or legs) or whatever. This game would’ve been his yearly highlight (well, lowlight, but he can say he played against Texas at home).

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Is punctuation outlawed in Arkansas?

No man, just discouraged.

Can anyone confirm if it was both legs? Gotta imagine that is pretty damn rare.

Dorian Gerald with 0 tackles and 1 QB hurry? That guy is the highest graded run stopper?

59 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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Maybe you could have your mom make it up to him?

 

44 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I’m not 100% convinced this mrhog isn’t some sort of troll fucking up this thread. a fraud. Someone needs to give this man the Walter treatment to see if he’s legit.

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I did 3 minutes of investigation the other day and his story does check out.

Just now, Enchubben said:

Dorian Gerald with 0 tackles and 1 QB hurry? That guy is the highest graded run stopper?

“Not anymore”

- Chief Inspector Clouseau

28 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Guess you weren’t at the Swoopes/Charlie Strong Texas Bowl in person. 

The only thing that made that shit show of a game worse was there was a whole row of arky fans behind us. I was very young at the time of this game (elementary school) and my dad leaned over to me mid game and told me “The row behind us is why you never need to love your cousin too much.” Will never forget that. 

9 minutes ago, ARKFAN said:

No man, just discouraged.

it only undrstanble do to geolografolicle place of burth

1 hour ago, MIkeHoncho said:

paging Jordan Shipley, Jake Smith, Jordan Whittington...

Blaine Irby... Damn, he was good pre injury.

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

This thread has AIDS. 

Just imagine what it'll be like once the RV gets rolling!

 

9 hours ago, TenCarryTom said:

The only thing that made that shit show of a game worse was there was a whole row of arky fans behind us. I was very young at the time of this game (elementary school) and my dad leaned over to me mid game and told me “The row behind us is why you never need to love your cousin too much.” Will never forget that. 

The only thing that made that shit show of a game worse was there was a whole row of arky fans behind us. I was very young at the time of this game (elementary school) and my dad leaned over to me mid game and told me “The row behind us is why younever need to love your cousin too much.” Will never forget that. 
 

FML I’m olds. I had to witness that debacle from the 2nd row on the 50 yard line. I remember thinking what a great favor the Foundation had done for me smh. Brutal evening. 
 

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5 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

it only undrstanble do to geolografolicle place of burth

You’re making some, slow, but some progress with our language.

6 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

To be fair we only beat them three times in the '90s. Out of four games, but still.

It was definitely their most dominant decade over us

Jeebus. Just watching that Arky vs Rice game and Rice's head coach is in his fourth year with a 7-23 record with his best year being 3-9 in 2019. 

They stuck with Arkansas through three full quarters.

Advantage aggy?

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23 minutes ago, fellside said:

Apparently Dorian Gerald is the highest graded run stopper on the Arkansas D-line.

Not according to Pro Football Focus. 

Pig’s punter is meh. Punt formation is primed for another block. Rice got one.

There has been very little that looks concerning in the first half. Contain the qb.

3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

What is it about Texas that brings these sorts of garbage fans out of the woodwork?  Envy?  

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