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1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

I really can't believe their starting DT will be effective a week out from an appendectomy.

Saturday will be two weeks but it is pretty soon. Might just have him in on obvious running downs.

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27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Man I lost like half a season of high school sports from an appendectomy. This feels like it's either some roster shenanigans or just incredibly unwise.

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“You were the puss who always bled.”

40 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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No mercy is good but I want to win unlike the kid in the above scene.

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5 minutes ago, Fud said:

Two weeks 

 

4 minutes ago, Gohogs14 said:

Saturday will be two weeks but it is pretty soon. Might just have him in on obvious running downs.

Thanks for the correction.

2 weeks seems pretty quick, but depending on the actual procedure 2 weeks is within the range of the average recovery time. Still most average appendectomies probably don't take into account getting hit for 60 minutes.

4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I think Bumper Pool will be out the first half since he was ejected in the 2nd half against Rice

 

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Hoping Hudson picks them apart and Casey Thompson gets to play the entire second half! 

This.

Imagine the fucking recruiting bump if we have two QBs getting NFL draft hype. 

21 minutes ago, Zeus said:

This.

Imagine the fucking recruiting bump if we have two QBs getting NFL draft hype. 

I mean, regardless of the kind of skull fucking we give them, I don't think Redshirt Freshman Hudson Card is going to be receiving that much draft hype JUST yet. 

15 hours ago, ztejas said:

I have nothing against decent slaw on a pulled pork sandwich. 

I would never want it on a sliced or chopped brisket sandwich, however.

This.  When I make pulled pork, which I don't consider Texas BBQ, my wife will make homemade cole slaw.  It is good on the sandwich.

Pulled pork is definitely not Texas BBQ.  I still don't like cole slaw on the sandwich.  Especially because most places that do this, have really shitty slaw.  No thanks.

 

55 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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“You were the puss who always bled.”


3 o’clock high? Wow. Haven’t seen that in a long time. 
 

 

52 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

No mercy is good but I want to win unlike the kid in the above scene.

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Fuck it. Not like Mr. Miyagi is the SC coach. 

5 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Pulled pork is definitely not Texas BBQ.  I still don't like cole slaw on the sandwich.  Especially because most places that do this, have really shitty slaw.  No thanks.

 

Yeah, I would not put the store bought shit on there.  But homemade slaw light on the mayo or dressing is good.

11 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 really shitty slaw.  No thanks.

 

The really shitty is implied by the word slaw.  No need to be redundant

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Vinegar slaw >>>>>>>

This is correct. I am not usually a fan of slaw on my pulled pork sandwiches (I prefer it on the side), however I will it that way sometimes. It better be vinegar slaw and not that mayo heavy bullshit. 

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Vinegar slaw >>>>>>>

I do not think Peggy’s recipe would EVER call for anything but Hellman’s Mayo. I’ll send Nancy over to get the recipe when she’s back from her headache treatment to find out. 

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21 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The really shitty is implied by the word slaw.  No need to be redundant


Yes. Slaw is actually the Czech word for "really shitty." You put slaw on anything, you're hiding something. And whatever it is you're hiding is shittier than the slaw which, as noted, is Czech for really shitty.

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1 hour ago, Fud said:

Maybe the procedures have gotten better since then? I did see that a couple of MLB players came back about nine days after their procedures this decade. Couldn't find good timelines for football players though 

Arkansas boards do say that Pittman was pretty dishonest or not forthcoming about injuries last year, so maybe he's just full of shit 

 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

 

Thanks for the correction.

2 weeks seems pretty quick, but depending on the actual procedure 2 weeks is within the range of the average recovery time. Still most average appendectomies probably don't take into account getting hit for 60 minutes.

In 2005 Dan Campbell missed 10 days after his appendix burst during training camp. He went on to play in all 4 pre season and all 16 regular season games that year. But that guy is a nut so he would have been back in the same time frame after a heart transplant. 

13 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Yes. Slaw is actually the Czech word for "really shitty." You put slaw on anything, you're hiding something. And whatever it is you're hiding is shittier than the slaw which, as noted, is Czech for really shitty.

You're crazy, putting a nice acidic vinegary crunch on top of good rich pork is a match made in heaven.

 

Unless this turns into a blowout early I worry about the long term effects of pulling Card 2 or so series too early every week just to appease Thompson. 

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Unless this turns into a blowout early I worry about the long term effects of pulling Card 2 or so series too early every week just to appease Thompson. 

What's your definition of "too early"?

He just knows we’re about to boat race these mouth breathers 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

What's your definition of "too early"?

Imo he was pulled a series or two before he should have been last week. Card played well enough to put the nail in the coffin of that game

14 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Unless this turns into a blowout early I worry about the long term effects of pulling Card 2 or so series too early every week just to appease Thompson. 

I wonder if Sark is going to try to play both the first 5 or 6 weeks of the season to keep Thompson around because Wright isn’t ready yet. If Wright shows some progress during practice throughout the season then maybe Sark can ditch the two QB plan and let Thompson leave if he wishes.

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6 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Imo he was pulled a series or two before he should have been last week. Card played well enough to put the nail in the coffin of that game

Meh, it was fine.  I'd rather have a backup that gets meaningful game reps and it's not like Sark put in Casey after Card went 3-and-out on the first drive.  Card is the starter and that's obvious.  I trust Sark to make the right call to have an effective QB position, and not just assume it's to "appease Thompson."

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I wonder if Sark is going to try to play both the first half of the season to keep Thompson around because Wright isn’t ready yet. If Wright shows some progress during practice throughout the season then maybe Sark can ditch the two QB plan and let Thompson leave if he wishes.

If Wright plays a down this season then either someone got hurt or we are just blowing the ever loving shit out of someone to the tune of where Sark is just trying to be nice. He is a true freshman that needs to hold the clipboard and soak it all in to prepare himself for the possibility of playing down the line (barring being recruited over).

3 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Meh, it was fine.  I'd rather have a backup that gets meaningful game reps and it's not like Sark put in Casey after Card went 3-and-out on the first drive.  Card is the starter and that's obvious.  I trust Sark to make the right call to have an effective QB position, and not just assume it's to "appease Thompson."

I'd rather have our young QB with 1st round potential get those reps then the guy who could set the precedent that threatening to portal gets you snaps at the expense of the starter. Secondly kids these days only look at box scores and Card played well enough for a 300 yard and 4 TD day but we missed that opportunity to show recruits that our new system puts up stats. 

11 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

If Wright plays a down this season then either someone got hurt or we are just blowing the ever loving shit out of someone to the tune of where Sark is just trying to be nice. He is a true freshman that needs to hold the clipboard and soak it all in to prepare himself for the possibility of playing down the line (barring being recruited over).

Oh I agree. He needs to be holding a clipboard and Sark is protecting against having to potentially play him in a meaningful situation by keeping Thompson around. But if last week is any indication then Card is in for a good year and eventually they are going to have to fully hand the reigns over. Fully handing the reigns over week 6 or 7 compared to week 1 decreases the chance you see Charles Wright play a meaningful snap this year. Maybe by week 6 Casey accepts he’s the backup and just has to wait one more month to enter the portal.

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Which one of you bastards did this?

"Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium is an American football stadium in Fayetteville, Arkansas[7] and serves as the home field of the University of Arkansas Razorbacks football team since its opening in 1938. The stadium was formerly known as Razorback Stadium since 1941 before being renamed in 2001 in honor of Donald W. Reynolds, an American businessman and philanthropist. The playing field in the stadium is named the Frank Broyles Field, honoring former Arkansas head football coach and athletic director Frank Broyles.[8] On September 11, 2021, Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium became the birth place of The University of Texas Longhorns reign over the Southeastern Conference."
 

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6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Oh I agree. He needs to be holding a clipboard and Sark is protecting against having to potentially play him in a meaningful situation by keeping Thompson around. But if last week is any indication then Card is in for a good year and eventually they are going to have to fully hand the reigns over. Fully handing the reigns over week 6 or 7 compared to week 1 decreases the chance you see Charles Wright play a meaningful snap this year. Maybe by week 6 Casey accepts he’s the backup and just has to wait one more month to enter the portal.

Would Sark even have to address a timeline for putting Casey in if the f’n media would just let it play out and quit asking the same damn question every week?!?! They’re desperate for a Simms/Applewhite story 2.0. 

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The really shitty is implied by the word slaw.  No need to be redundant

I am pretty sure I can count the number of times I've had good slaw on one hand.

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Arkansas plans to honor the 7 Arkansans and 16 Texans that lost their lives on 9/11 during the game Saturday. Pretty nice tribute. There will also be a flyover after the national anthem.

15 minutes ago, Okcool said:

Would Sark even have to address a timeline for putting Casey in if the f’n media would just let it play out and quit asking the same damn question every week?!?! They’re desperate for a Simms/Applewhite story 2.0. 

It's not just the media. There are posters here talking about Thompson's NFL draft prospects.

51 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Unless this turns into a blowout early I worry about the long term effects of pulling Card 2 or so series too early every week just to appease Thompson. 

I was surprised Sark pulled Card as quickly as he did. I see it as good roster management as opposed to appeasement though. Other than the bowl game last year, Casey has no real game experience. Card now has about as much experience, after one start, as Casey does. Casey's one play/covid diagnosis away from starting so the more experience he gets the better. Given Card's performance and the score, I thought it was a good decision.

No, if Arkansas loses it's the SEC team just didn't want to be there.
In spite of their first stadium sellout in 4 years. (Tossing out 2020 to be generous)
The only thing that made that shit show of a game worse was there was a whole row of arky fans behind us. I was very young at the time of this game (elementary school) and my dad leaned over to me mid game and told me “The row behind us is why you never need to love your cousin too much.” Will never forget that. 
JFC...first time I've truly felt old on surly/shag
Off topic but maybe not. Maybe coming across tickets for free on the 40 10 rows up. I will sleep in my truck if need be.
I hear there may be a surly fuck tent..

If that's relevant to your interests.

The key to this game will be our run defense. I still think the jury is out on our run D and it will be put to the test Saturday.

That place is going to be rocking.

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15 hours ago, TenCarryTom said:
The only thing that made that shit show of a game worse was there was a whole row of arky fans behind us. I was very young at the time of this game (elementary school) and my dad leaned over to me mid game and told me “The row behind us is why you never need to love your cousin too much.” Will never forget that. 

JFC...first time I've truly felt old on surly/shag

Posted same yesterday. @TenCarryTom post hit a little too close to home smh

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

You're crazy, putting a nice acidic vinegary crunch on top of good rich pork is a match made in heaven.

And there are variations of slaw all over the world that are damn good.   

Lol, this is the flyover piggy is having

No, seriously. This exact team of planes

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Hawg put together a rivalry video
https://arkansasrazorbacks.com/horns-down-arkansas-vs-texas-rivalry-history/
Overall it's pretty solid though clearly heavily slanted towards 1964 & 1981.  The bit about DKR going into their locker room after the 1964 game and how they had to root for UT to beat Namath was pretty cool.  They do talk about 1969 despite the outcome being the opposite of 1964.
Yet I totally believe the piggies in this thread saying they don't really care..

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