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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, regardless of the kind of skull fucking we give them, I don't think Redshirt Freshman Hudson Card is going to be receiving that much draft hype JUST yet. 

but IMAGINE

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  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    Wrong.  We screw YOUR cousins (the female ones...we leave the others for you and Aggie to fight over), your girlfriends and wives.   This generation of Horns has no idea what they are heading int

  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    No, the point is that Longhorn fans continue to be (a) the most arrogant, while at the same time being (b) the least knowledgeable about what they are talking about in all of college sports fandom.  T

  • Razorbackkid
    Razorbackkid

    Some of you folks seem to be a bit touchy.   Let's start over. Texas Sucks.

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1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Unless this turns into a blowout early I worry about the long term effects of pulling Card 2 or so series too early every week just to appease Thompson. 

I agree that you are indeed worried. 

11 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol, this is the flyover piggy is having

No, seriously. This exact team of planes

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So, a group of civilian props, painted up to mimic military warbirds.  Seems very aggy.

2 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

I do not think Peggy’s recipe would EVER call for anything but Hellman’s Mayo. I’ll send Nancy over to get the recipe when she’s back from her headache treatment to find out. 

Not sure about this, but I hear the secret ingredient is nutmeg.

15 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol, this is the flyover piggy is having

No, seriously. This exact team of planes

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I went to see the game while a student, 04. We beat them in a real ugly game. Their fans are fucking horrid. Fuck these clowns.

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Boy there's a lot of things going on in this thread right now. I think in the past couple of hours we're covered flyovers, slaw on BBQ, Arkansas incest, and sex tents. Somehow some actual football discussion happened as well, which is admittedly weird on a surly football thread. 

Returning a little over a week from his procedure. Wonder how many snaps or how effective Ridgeway will be? If not that effective or limited they’d essentially be down two defensive line starters  
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While it's nothing like open heart or something like that, your abdomen is literally sliced open and a small portion of your intestine is snipped off. Then comes an antibiotics regimen for about two weeks which makes you feel odd. The incision has to heal enough for either stiches or staples (what I had) to be removed, and its pretty sore for a few days after.

I was in my early 20's but that shit knocked me down for about 3 weeks. Certainly didn't feel up to resuming corporate league softball right away, or apartment league sand volleyball I was doing at the time. I went back to both at about 5 weeks, but definitely not as sharp as before.
2 minutes ago, ousux said:

Certainly didn't feel up to resuming corporate league softball right away, or apartment league sand volleyball I was doing at the time.

Real go getter, huh?

Two weeks 
If it didnt rupture like mine did, maybe 2 weeks...but thats still rushing things.
On 8/17/2021 at 7:33 AM, Ebeye said:

Matt Brown from The Athletic agrees with you:  

"Given the current lack of parity in the sport, it feels safer than ever to say the national champion will be one of Alabama, Oklahoma, Clemson, Ohio State, Georgia and Texas A&M — and likely one of the first five."

 

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Wtf did by one see in Oklahoma, aggy or Ohio st to put them on national title talk?  You might even include Georgia and Clemson but could make the argument great D

So far as usual there is Alabama and then all the rest. 

On 9/7/2021 at 5:26 PM, The Dude said:

The past 10 years have really did a number on me. I want to be confident, I’m just having a hard time with it

I’m here. We looked ok but didn’t look great. The biggest takeaway for me is the smart play by coaches and players. No blindingly stupid plays or actions. 

2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

This.  When I make pulled pork, which I don't consider Texas BBQ, my wife will make homemade cole slaw.  It is good on the sandwich.

What’s your pulled pork recipe?

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

He's got middle-management written all over him.

"Oh, you heard that? Yeah babe - I'm in two after work beer leagues."

 
 
Wtf is that Kansas City outfit on Tebow..
Real go getter, huh?
Hey, beer league athletes are people too
13 minutes ago, Eugene11 said:

Wtf did by one see in Oklahoma, aggy or Ohio st to put them on national title talk?  You might even include Georgia and Clemson but could make the argument great D

So far as usual there is Alabama and then all the rest. 

I’m here. We looked ok but didn’t look great. The biggest takeaway for me is the smart play by coaches and players. No blindingly stupid plays or actions. 

What’s your pulled pork recipe?

Salt and pepper.  Smoke low and slow on post oak.

13 minutes ago, Eugene11 said:

Wtf did by one see in Oklahoma, aggy or Ohio st to put them on national title talk?  You might even include Georgia and Clemson but could make the argument great D

So far as usual there is Alabama and then all the rest. 

To be fair, that was written before the season. Not that the inclusion of A&M is any better from that perspective.

21 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Boy there's a lot of things going on in this thread right now. I think in the past couple of hours we're covered flyovers, slaw on BBQ, Arkansas incest, and sex tents. Somehow some actual football discussion happened as well, which is admittedly weird on a surly football thread. 

Yesterday the strength of schedule fight got interrupted by romper talk. It's been an interesting thread. 

13 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Yesterday the strength of schedule fight got interrupted by romper talk. It's been an interesting thread. 

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15 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Was in Little Rock last week on the way back from Michigan, in their downtown party area they have a statue of the  deliverence kid playing a banjo

You sure it wasn't a recent governor?

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

 

Thanks. Does ScipioTex still write for IT? I may subscribe.

Just now, RomaVicta said:

Thanks. Does ScipioTex still write for IT? I may subscribe.

yes. he writes under his real name now.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

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Dear penthouse forum.. 

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Coming around to comparing us to Bama I see. Good for them - getting ahead of the curve. 

Man I'd forgotten how similar their fans are to A&M fans. Next you'll paste images talking about how Rice fans complimented them on their classiness and had never been treated so well in their entire lives.

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Dear penthouse forum.. 

Lol, no kidding.  KJ seems to be a worse QB than Levi, so I guess I will just have faith in PK and Steve.  I expect him to get loose a time or two because he's a great athlete, but we looked exceedingly well coached against Louisiana.  Being able to count the sheer dumbass plays on one hand to start the season is a first in quite a long time.  We tackle and take care of the football then we win easily in my opinion.  

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Man I'd forgotten how similar their fans are to A&M fans. Next you'll paste images talking about how Rice fans complimented them on their classiness and had never been treated so well in their entire lives.

They are and have always been the hybrid of Sooner fan & Aggie fan.

I think the last 40 years of football ineptitude has beaten them down into being more like their Aggie counterparts than the Sooner variety.

Hahaha, wasn't someone around here just saying they were thankful that Zombie Nation has died out even if Sandstorm is still around?

Ha so I just dug up the last 40 years for both (Ark & A&M) they both kinda died with the SWC.

Here's the tale of the tape...

Conference Championships

A&M 1985, 1986, 1987, 1991, 1992, 1993, & 1998
Ark 1988 & 1989

10+ Win Seasons

A&M 1985, 1987, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1998, & 2012
Ark 1985, 1988, 1989, 2006, 2010,  & 2011

So in the combined 56 seasons since they left the SEC they have produced a combined 1 conference championship and 5 ten win seasons.

While neither of them deserve to be associated with Slayer Seasons in the Abyss is about the only song I can associate with their level of success.

 

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hahaha, wasn't someone around here just saying they were thankful that Zombie Nation has died out even if Sandstorm is still around?

Woo Pig Sooie, Zombie Nation AND Proud to be an American. Cover your earholes dudes.

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Noticing a marked lack of discussion on this one. Assuming pig has paint-thinned it out of their collective memories.Screenshot_20210909-153035_ESPN.thumb.jpg.33df0d00d7d41a79739494cce55f03e5.jpg

Ignoring games you lost is key when trash talking.

Anyway those quotes there show how wrong those people claiming Arkansas has moved on from the rivalry. They clearly still hate us and it is personal.

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Ignoring games you lost is key when trash talking.

 

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Noticing a marked lack of discussion on this one. Assuming pig has paint-thinned it out of their collective memories.Screenshot_20210909-153035_ESPN.thumb.jpg.33df0d00d7d41a79739494cce55f03e5.jpg

Jesus 52 points with the Heisman candidate QB having less than 300 total yards is magnificent. 

Just now, Eggo said:

Jesus 52 points with the Heisman candidate QB having less than 300 total yards is magnificent. 

It wasn't as close as the score indicated.

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