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hog fan here  u guys have a good team  and will be very tough to beat  but u have everything to lose and littlie to gain sat   by the way moving to the sec will help your basketball baseball programs  i like being the underdog     u know if u won more in the big 12   u would not even need the SEC $  thanks for making the razorbacks 20-30 mil richer every year  to bad u had to kill the b12 to do it    

 

i get it $ talks  but good luck winning a national champship in football  once u get to the sec even your 2005 all world team would had lost a sec game      

 

u cant bully Alabama or auburn they run the sec office   

 

btw i have cereal palsy  and typing plom 

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  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    Wrong.  We screw YOUR cousins (the female ones...we leave the others for you and Aggie to fight over), your girlfriends and wives.   This generation of Horns has no idea what they are heading int

  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    No, the point is that Longhorn fans continue to be (a) the most arrogant, while at the same time being (b) the least knowledgeable about what they are talking about in all of college sports fandom.  T

  • Razorbackkid
    Razorbackkid

    Some of you folks seem to be a bit touchy.   Let's start over. Texas Sucks.

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4 minutes ago, mrhog said:

hog fan here  u guys have a good team  and will be very tough to beat  but u have everything to lose and littlie to gain sat   by the way moving to the sec will help your basketball baseball programs  i like being the underdog     u know if u won more in the big 12   u would not even need the SEC $  thanks for making the razorbacks 20-30 mil richer every year  to bad u had to kill the b12 to do it    

 

i get it $ talks  but good luck winning a national champship in football  once u get to the sec even your 2005 all world team would had lost a sec game      

 

u cant bully Alabama or auburn they run the sec office   

 

btw i have cereal palsy  and typing plom 

Holy shit. Is this real life?

gabby johnson | Ethics Alarms

 

Gabby Johnson has entered the chat.

4 minutes ago, mrhog said:

hog fan here  u guys have a good team  and will be very tough to beat  but u have everything to lose and littlie to gain sat   by the way moving to the sec will help your basketball baseball programs  i like being the underdog     u know if u won more in the big 12   u would not even need the SEC $  thanks for making the razorbacks 20-30 mil richer every year  to bad u had to kill the b12 to do it    

 

i get it $ talks  but good luck winning a national champship in football  once u get to the sec even your 2005 all world team would had lost a sec game      

 

u cant bully Alabama or auburn they run the sec office   

 

btw i have cereal palsy  and typing plom 

You can’t drop that at the end when we’ve already decided how to roast you.

2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Can we ban the one IP address Arkansas has? 

lol  we have net here 

7 minutes ago, mrhog said:

hog fan here  u guys have a good team  and will be very tough to beat  but u have everything to lose and littlie to gain sat   by the way moving to the sec will help your basketball baseball programs  i like being the underdog     u know if u won more in the big 12   u would not even need the SEC $  thanks for making the razorbacks 20-30 mil richer every year  to bad u had to kill the b12 to do it    

 

i get it $ talks  but good luck winning a national champship in football  once u get to the sec even your 2005 all world team would had lost a sec game      

 

u cant bully Alabama or auburn they run the sec office   

 

btw i have cereal palsy  and typing plom 

Wait a sec... Did this guy just type the world's longest run on sentence then claim "cereal palsy" cuz he's too lazy to go back and fix it?

7 minutes ago, mrhog said:

hog fan here  u guys have a good team  and will be very tough to beat  but u have everything to lose and littlie to gain sat   by the way moving to the sec will help your basketball baseball programs  i like being the underdog     u know if u won more in the big 12   u would not even need the SEC $  thanks for making the razorbacks 20-30 mil richer every year  to bad u had to kill the b12 to do it    

 

i get it $ talks  but good luck winning a national champship in football  once u get to the sec even your 2005 all world team would had lost a sec game      

 

u cant bully Alabama or auburn they run the sec office   

 

btw i have cereal palsy  and typing plom 

I thought about ripping this post to shreds but it is so illiterate I don’t even know where to begin. 
 

Have a good day sir, I hope Walmart doesn’t fire you when they see this post.

1 minute ago, Celery Man said:

You can’t drop that at the end when we’ve already decided how to roast you.

i have been called a lot worse  u can roast me  

dont be cock suckers. dude has cerebal palsy. hes wrong but dont be fucking asvab waivers to him you fucking shower shoes. 

 

The only arkys worth a shit are Johnny Cash, Levon Helm, and Arthur Hunnicutt.  

Just now, chase25 said:

I thought about ripping this post to shreds but it is so illiterate I don’t even know where to begin. 
 

Have a good day sir, I hope Walmart doesn’t fire you when they see this post.

i cant work  if i couild it wouild be at a much better place than wal-mart

28 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

What point do you think is accomplished with an argument of "we lose every year to teams that are better than Texas"

Sounds eerily similar to a quote from a  jizzjar school we used to thrash regularly and will again soon.....they better just unbutton the back hatch of their overall jorts and get ready...

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Nvm

Edited by ztejas

8 minutes ago, mrhog said:

lol  we have net here 

Net. The old man called it "net".

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

"I don't have a job at wal mart I'm actually unemployable"

Yeah. Nice comeback.

thats not what he said at all you stupid piece of shit

 

I will refrain from being nasty towards someone that may be disabled but I will not refrain from nearly pissing myself laughing over here. 

17 minutes ago, mrhog said:

hog fan here  u guys have a good team  and will be very tough to beat  but u have everything to lose and littlie to gain sat   by the way moving to the sec will help your basketball baseball programs  i like being the underdog     u know if u won more in the big 12   u would not even need the SEC $  thanks for making the razorbacks 20-30 mil richer every year  to bad u had to kill the b12 to do it    

 

i get it $ talks  but good luck winning a national champship in football  once u get to the sec even your 2005 all world team would had lost a sec game      

 

u cant bully Alabama or auburn they run the sec office   

 

btw i have cereal palsy  and typing plom 

This was glorious. 

Just now, Gidnik said:

thats not what he said at all you stupid piece of shit

 

Shut the fuck up dude. I figured he was another dumbass troll (I mean he probably is but on the chance he's genuine I have since retracted my comment). It isn't like you know the guy. 

3 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

thats not what he said at all you stupid piece of shit

 

And actually that's exactly what he said, numbnuts. 

10 minutes ago, mrhog said:

i cant work  if i couild it wouild be at a much better place than wal-mart

like a boss win GIF

 

Mother fucker is a drift racer.   🤘

8 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

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 let see the world biggest budget in the ncaa  and no major sports wins since 2005   no wonder u needed to move up   

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I will refrain from being nasty towards someone that may be disabled but I will not refrain from nearly pissing myself laughing over here. 

this is the proper response. 

15 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

You can’t drop that at the end when we’ve already decided how to roast you.

LOL

Me getting ready to roast this dude until that last sentence.

 

6f2bd786b071f71803d792966f675100--legion

Do you have anything about how Arkansas doesn’t suck, or just stuff about how we have too much money

2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

like a boss win GIF

 

Mother fucker is a drift racer.   🤘

that pretty cool

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Shut the fuck up dude. I figured he was another dumbass troll (I mean he probably is but on the chance he's genuine I have since retracted my comment). It isn't like you know the guy. 

it doesnt matter if i fucking know him. dont be a piece of shit because you think youre being fucking funny.

Just now, Celery Man said:

Do you have anything about how Arkansas doesn’t suck, or just stuff about how we have too much money

well to win the big 12  u will need to quit beating yourselves   and lean on u running game and def   and be more phyical 

11 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Net. The old man called it "net".

I like the cut of mrhog's jib I hope the clowns on this site can realize it and let him live.

like last year u had okle beat  and u let them off the hook

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

I like the cut of mrhog's jib I hope the clowns on this site can realize it and let him live.

i am a yankees fan as well and denver broncos  i got a make-a-wish in 2001  i have proof   

4 minutes ago, mrhog said:

well to win the big 12  u will need to quit beating yourselves   and lean on u running game and def   and be more phyical 

We’ve got to stop tripping over our dicks but honestly? It can be difficult

Well I am an Astros fan so I hope 2021 brings some more Archangel Altuve Soul Reaving but other than that carry on my wayward son.

1 minute ago, mrhog said:

i am a yankees fan as well and denver broncos  i got a make-a-wish in 2001  i have proof   

Is your palsy keyboard missing the period key or do they not teach punctuation in bumfuckville

3 minutes ago, mrhog said:

like last year u had okle beat  and u let them off the hook

We were coached by Tom Herman, they were never on the hook. 

10 minutes ago, mrhog said:

 let see the world biggest budget in the ncaa  and no major sports wins since 2005   no wonder u needed to move up   

When was your last major win hmmmmmm?

i type with 1 finger so the period key is not high on my list   and i live in northeast arkansas almost in memphis    

6 minutes ago, mrhog said:

well to win the big 12  u will need to quit beating yourselves   and lean on u running game and def   and be more phyical 

 

4 minutes ago, mrhog said:

like last year u had okle beat  and u let them off the hook

His football IQ seems to be legit. 

I think we all agree on these points. 

But then, Turtle is gone.  These should be fixed. 

Just now, Vertigo said:

When was your last major win hmmmmmm?

getting to the  great 8 is major in baketball  btw  we  both have great baksetball teams now beard can coach      

4 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

We were coached by Tom Herman, they were never on the hook. 

i was hoping Herman would go to kanasa city not the bears   

Just now, mrhog said:

getting to the  great 8 is major in baketball  btw  we  both have great baksetball teams now beard can coach      

So elite eight in basketball is major (which Texas has done since 05, by the way) but winning a BCS bowl, making the national title game and winning a NY6 bowl isn't? Not to mention multiple CWS appearances which is top 8.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

So elite eight in basketball is major (which Texas has done since 05, by the way) but winning a BCS bowl, making the national title game and winning a NY6 bowl isn't? Not to mention multiple CWS appearances which is top 8.

Forget it, Gabby Johnson is rolling...

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

When was your last major win hmmmmmm?

Texas Bowl /borderlineerotic

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6 hours ago, Gohogs14 said:

There are so many more transplants in northwest Arkansas now than there were back then I don’t think it’ll be that bad like it was in the old days. Half the student body has Texas plates.

yup.  a number of things have happened since '92.  the walmart trickledown effect has created a massive middle class that didn't exist 30 years ago.  XNA has more nonstop service to the hubs of the 3 majors than Tulsa or Springfield.   They had to expand the airport by 8 gates.  I-540 and US-412 really opened up the Fayetteville/Bentonville area.   The drive up I-540 is a bit of a shock seeing names like Deloitte on office buildings.  And the number of kids from North Texas going to Fayetteville has gone from dozens to a thousand a year at the expense of norman, stillwater and oxford.   i will be surprised if the townies display anything like Columbus '05.

4 minutes ago, mrhog said:

getting to the  great 8 is major in baketball  btw  we  both have great baksetball teams now beard can coach      

Dude we just won the directors cup last year in case you were wondering. Numerous CWS final/quarterfinal appearances etc. at this point I have lost count since 2005 but it’s a bunch.

3 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Yea it’s not 50 years ago and two years ago a 4-5 Vanderbilt team went into your house and beat you easily…..   We should be very very afraid.   You play bama, Texas and Georgia this year that will finish the season considered good teams at the end of the year, very tough!  Yea you have aggie too who will finish beating maybe one or two teams with a winning record again….   

Well it’s not like you don’t have recent bad losses like Kansas either lol.

Truth is both of our programs shouldn’t be as bad as they have been lately.

hog fan here  u guys have a good team  and will be very tough to beat  but u have everything to lose and littlie to gain sat   by the way moving to the sec will help your basketball baseball programs  i like being the underdog     u know if u won more in the big 12   u would not even need the SEC $  thanks for making the razorbacks 20-30 mil richer every year  to bad u had to kill the b12 to do it    
 
i get it $ talks  but good luck winning a national champship in football  once u get to the sec even your 2005 all world team would had lost a sec game      
 
u cant bully Alabama or auburn they run the sec office   
 
btw i have cereal palsy  and typing plom 

Honestly this is the most intelligent, coherent post from any of these Arkansas handles aside from gohogs14, who I assume lives in Dallas

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