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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So elite eight in basketball is major (which Texas has done since 05, by the way) but winning a BCS bowl, making the national title game and winning a NY6 bowl isn't? Not to mention multiple CWS appearances which is top 8.

yeah that is major too   i could had said the 2011 cotton bowl  or runner up in the cws    but i think u guys do not want to hear about arkansas good points    unless there was a champion at the end 

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    Wrong.  We screw YOUR cousins (the female ones...we leave the others for you and Aggie to fight over), your girlfriends and wives.   This generation of Horns has no idea what they are heading int

  • WizardofHogz
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    No, the point is that Longhorn fans continue to be (a) the most arrogant, while at the same time being (b) the least knowledgeable about what they are talking about in all of college sports fandom.  T

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    Some of you folks seem to be a bit touchy.   Let's start over. Texas Sucks.

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38 minutes ago, mrhog said:

lol  we have net here 

 

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42 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Can we ban the one IP address Arkansas has? 

Or at least Prodigy's block of IPs.

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

I don’t know what’s more pathetic. The fact you had to go back 50 years to find a quote from an opponent who respected you or the fact you’re proud your state is comparable to Russia. 

It was 67th in the country during the last non-Covid season we had, you illiterate, uni-toothed cocksucker. 

in the most polite way I can phrase this, go fuck yourself

47 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Holy shit. Is this real life?

 

holy shit. Is this real life? You’re alive? 

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2 hours ago, gmr548 said:

 

Lmao at you not understanding the implication here.

So, Alabama and Arkansas play in the same division of the same conference, meaning a majority of games they play in the same year are either common opponents or the three typical cupcakes a year. Their permanent protected rival is Tennessee, yours is Mizzou. Generally not a huge difference there though Mizzou did have a couple nice years immediately after joining the Big 12. So that's 75 percent of the schedule that is basically identical. Arkansas's past three SEC east opponents (excluding 2020 conference only slate) are South Carolina, Kentucky, and Vanderbilt. Not really murderer's row. Alabama's had South Carolina, Missouri, and Vanderbilt. Lot of overlap there. Alabama also has been scheduling a P5 OOC opponent, including some strong ones. Texas will be Arkansas's first P5 OOC opponent since 2017, when TCU manhandled them in Fayetteville. 

So Alabama has a largely identical conference and OOC schedule to Arkansas, save for the fact that Bama goes and plays someone decent or better OOC every year, unlike Arkansas. Bragging about Arkansas's schedule strength while saying it's bogus that Alabama could ever be in that conversation can only imply that Arkansas is so bad as to be single-handedly tanking Bama's SOS.

I applaud this self-own.

Thankfully, I can be educated by you Texas folks who ... checks notes ... won't allow school children to learn about slavery.

2 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

Thankfully, I can be educated by you Texas folks who ... checks notes ... won't allow school children to learn about slavery.

You can completely get fucked for bringing cloak room into this thread. I hope you and wheels above get the business end of a neg fatwa. 

2 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

Thankfully, I can be educated by you Texas folks who ... checks notes ... won't allow school children to learn about slavery.

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Just now, Enchubben said:

You can completely get fucked for bringing cloak room into this thread. I hope you and wheels above get the business end of a neg fatwa. 

The only reason I tried to get back on this board -- after you pussy whorn fans banned me a few years ago -- was so I could talk to the reasonable folks on the politics board. But I don't have access to that. I guess I have to rack up some posts first. So, here I am. 

31 minutes ago, mrhog said:

 let see the world biggest budget in the ncaa  and no major sports wins since 2005   no wonder u needed to move up   

We won the Sugar Bowl recently. That probably makes no sense to someone from Arkansas since you’re annual incest bowl champs, but it’s legit. 

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1 minute ago, omahogsfan said:

The only reason I tried to get back on this board -- after you pussy whorn fans banned me a few years ago -- was so I could talk to the reasonable folks on the politics board. But I don't have access to that. I guess I have to rack up some posts first. So, here I am. 

Negged for wanting to have access to cloakroom. 

 

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1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

We won the Sugar Bowl recently. That probably makes no sense to someone from Arkansas since you’re annual incest bowl champs, but it’s legit. 

no that is alabama 

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Negged for wanting to have access to cloakroom. 

 

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I have found that board to be entertaining, if not always enlightening.

2 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

I have found that board to be entertaining, if not always enlightening.

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Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

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Y'all goobers won't let me.

3 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

Thankfully, I can be educated by you Texas folks who ... checks notes ... won't allow school children to learn about slavery.

lol

I'm the kind of liberal third world SEC states love to hate and yet this post is dumb as fuck. Congratulations, you bridged the political divide!

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about the game  arkansas has to get turnovers and get a lead early     if they play like they did aga rice for the first 3 q  u guys will win by 28  but if 4th q arkansas shows up all game  it will be a 4-q fight  

2 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

I have found that board to be entertaining, if not always enlightening.

Calling yourselves the Omahogs with zero CWS titles is even more embarrassing than your football team. 

But to bring that username here? The home of the best college baseball program to ever exist? Really pitiful. 

You will be torn to pieces on national TV Saturday night. Kindly fuck off 

1 hour ago, mrhog said:

hog fan here  u guys have a good team  and will be very tough to beat  but u have everything to lose and littlie to gain sat   by the way moving to the sec will help your basketball baseball programs  i like being the underdog     u know if u won more in the big 12   u would not even need the SEC $  thanks for making the razorbacks 20-30 mil richer every year  to bad u had to kill the b12 to do it    

 

i get it $ talks  but good luck winning a national champship in football  once u get to the sec even your 2005 all world team would had lost a sec game      

 

u cant bully Alabama or auburn they run the sec office   

 

btw i have cereal palsy  and typing plom 

Nah you’re just an aggy

8 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

The only reason I tried to get back on this board -- after you pussy whorn fans banned me a few years ago -- was so I could talk to the reasonable folks on the politics board. But I don't have access to that. I guess I have to rack up some posts first. So, here I am. 

Oh good lord.. 

8 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

The only reason I tried to get back on this board -- after you pussy whorn fans banned me a few years ago -- was so I could talk to the reasonable folks on the politics board. But I don't have access to that. I guess I have to rack up some posts first. So, here I am. 

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1 minute ago, mrhog said:

about the game  arkansas has to get turnovers and get a lead early     if they play like they did aga rice for the first 3 q  u guys will win by 28  but if 4th q arkansas shows up all game  it will be a 4-q fight  

But what if 4th q pig is only capable of showing up for 1 quarter per game?

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

lol

I'm the kind of liberal third world SEC states love to hate and yet this post is dumb as fuck. Congratulations, you bridged the political divide!

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I will consider your opinion when you learn how to punctuate a compound sentence, chief.

1 minute ago, chase25 said:

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I'm confident it won't, but I truly do enjoy reading that board. If that offends y'all, sorry. Well, no, not really.

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

But what if 4th q pig is only capable of showing up for 1 quarter per game?

They are the 4th quarter hogs because that is when the other teams pull the starters.

6 minutes ago, mrhog said:

no that is alabama 

And Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, Kentucky and of course Arkansas.

 

1 minute ago, Alien Octopus said:

Nah you’re just an aggy

u miss the aggies through   the hope is by 2025 or sooner u can get the 5 star people they were getting   and u will get your fair share   by u coming in to the sec  arky can beat aggie now  

1 minute ago, F250 said:

And Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, Kentucky and of course Arkansas.

 

and georgia too  

4 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

I will consider your opinion when you learn how to punctuate a compound sentence, chief.

He’s typing with one finger, pal. 

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Because fuck all.

1 minute ago, omahogsfan said:

I will consider your opinion when you learn how to punctuate a compound sentence, chief.

All is lost when one resorts to looking for missed commas. Good luck making it to the CR! Hope you're still around on Sunday morning.

5 minutes ago, jwtexan said:

Calling yourselves the Omahogs with zero CWS titles is even more embarrassing than your football team. 

But to bring that username here? The home of the best college baseball program to ever exist? Really pitiful. 

You will be torn to pieces on national TV Saturday night. Kindly fuck off 

Maybe. I wouldn't bet on us winning. We'll see. I'm not trying to piss people off, but you Texas football fans are a pretty touchy bunch.

 

Just now, omahogsfan said:

Maybe. I wouldn't bet on us winning. We'll see. I'm not trying to piss people off, but you Texas football fans are a pretty touchy bunch.

 

Go drop another foul ball with the natty on the line, bitch. 

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

All is lost when one resorts to looking for missed commas. Good luck making it to the CR! Hope you're still around on Sunday morning.

All is lost when a goober can't construct a compound sentence with that -- is it -- vaulted Texas sheepskin on the wall.

Just now, jwtexan said:

Go drop another foul ball with the natty on the line, bitch. 

You are spot on with that. Our showboat second baseman cost us that. Right fielder should have shoulder-blocked him out of the way and made the catch. And, yes, that would have been our first, unlike others who have won multiple. No argument here on that.

1 minute ago, mrhog said:

u miss the aggies through   the hope is by 2025 or sooner u can get the 5 star people they were getting   and u will get your fair share   by u coming in to the sec  arky can beat aggie now  

I think you got it backwards fucktard, maybe pig-aggy can get some Texas recruits since we are coming back to push your shit in, just like it ever was. That goes for aggy or piggy twat waffles. 

10 minutes ago, mrhog said:

and georgia too  

Don’t forget Tennesee, the land of hair lips gills and fucking mayonaise bbq sauce.

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5 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

All is lost when one resorts to looking for missed commas. Good luck making it to the CR! Hope you're still around on Sunday morning.

sunday i watch the nfl   i will try and say something win or lose sat   night    

3 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Don’t forget Tennesee, the kand of hair lips gills and fucking mayonaise bbq sauce.

good one   west vrigina too

5 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

I think you got it backwards fucktard, maybe pig-aggy can get some Texas recruits since we are coming back to push your shit in, just like it ever was. That goes for aggy or piggy twat waffles. 

aww my first nickname   i do like waffles   playing LSU at night will be eye opening for u guys   

9 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Don’t forget Tennesee, the land of hair lips gills and fucking mayonaise bbq sauce.

eww mayonaise bbq sauce  u texans have great bbq   

5 minutes ago, utee94 said:

vaulted?  

 

4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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I love it someone makes a spelling/grammar mistake when talking academic smack.

@immamac Please, no crowdsourcing of Piggies until after the game. I want them to have to face us after the game is over. I would think the rest of the Horns feels the same.

20 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

Maybe. I wouldn't bet on us winning. We'll see. I'm not trying to piss people off, but you Texas football fans are a pretty touchy bunch.

 

Head over to the Rant lol. Have Arkansas people claiming they are going to whip our ass with Tyrone Swoo... I mean KJ Jefferson at QB.. Truly an odd bunch.

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1 minute ago, chase25 said:

Head over the Rant lol. Have Arkansas people claiming they are going to whip our ass with Tyrone Swoo... I mean KJ Jefferson at QB.. Truly an odd bunch.

If we have to rely on our quarterback to win, we're in trouble.

20 minutes ago, mrhog said:

u miss the aggies through   the hope is by 2025 or sooner u can get the 5 star people they were getting   and u will get your fair share   by u coming in to the sec  arky can beat aggie now  

Are you still in high school or u just can't spell you. We do not have character limits.

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