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1 minute ago, omahogsfan said:

If we have to rely on our quarterback to win, we're in trouble.

Hate to break it to you but do you know who your OC is and arguably the most vital part of the Veer and Shoot offense?

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  • WizardofHogz
    WizardofHogz

    Wrong.  We screw YOUR cousins (the female ones...we leave the others for you and Aggie to fight over), your girlfriends and wives.   This generation of Horns has no idea what they are heading int

  • WizardofHogz
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    No, the point is that Longhorn fans continue to be (a) the most arrogant, while at the same time being (b) the least knowledgeable about what they are talking about in all of college sports fandom.  T

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    Some of you folks seem to be a bit touchy.   Let's start over. Texas Sucks.

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Just now, DanTheHorn said:

Are you still in high school or u just can't spell you. We do not have character limits.

i am not a good speller  my brain knows the words just sometimes i rush my words

5 minutes ago, chase25 said:

Head over to the Rant lol. Have Arkansas people claiming they are going to whip our ass with Tyrone Swoo... I mean KJ Jefferson at QB.. Truly an odd bunch.

arkansas can win  they will just need something big to happened early   in their favor   

1 minute ago, chase25 said:

Hate to break it to you but do you know who your OC is and arguably the most vital part of the Veer and Shoot offense?

No, I do. I'm hoping our opportunistic defense comes up with four interceptions and two of those are pick-sixes. Those would go a long way. And, actually, we do have the DBs and safeties who could actually do that, as they did Saturday. Yes, I know, different opponent. Just sayin'.

my best friend is a ut fan   we went to school together    

1 minute ago, omahogsfan said:

No, I do. I'm hoping our opportunistic defense comes up with four interceptions and two of those are pick-sixes. Those would go a long way. And, actually, we do have the DBs and safeties who could actually do that, as they did Saturday. Yes, I know, different opponent. Just sayin'.

they didn't get two pick-sixes, and yes, only three picks; was a bit of hyperbole;

18 minutes ago, mrhog said:

aww my first nickname   i do like waffles   playing LSU at night will be eye opening for u guys   

Like it was for UCLA and their “sissy blue” shirts?

1 minute ago, mrhog said:

i am not a good speller  my brain knows the words just sometimes i rush my words

We have folks from other teams here that don't act like trolls. Get it together stop embarrassing your team and make insightful arguments as to why Arkansas is going to beat Texas. Then afterwards show up here and eat crow. Many of us old folks are very happy this rivalry has been renewed.

3 minutes ago, mrhog said:

arkansas can win  they will just need something big to happened early   in their favor   

Like what our bus to crash?

Just now, Zukster said:

Like what our bus to crash?

no turnover three and outs stopping your run game making your qb beat us staying in the game early 

28 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

All is lost when a goober can't construct a compound sentence with that -- is it -- vaulted Texas sheepskin on the wall.

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1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

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no, bullshit, that's the surlyhorns way of saying "vaunted" -- is it not?

3 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

We have folks from other teams here that don't act like trolls. Get it together stop embarrassing your team and make insightful arguments as to why Arkansas is going to beat Texas. Then afterwards show up here and eat crow. Many of us old folks are very happy this rivalry has been renewed.

i will eat crow after the game  if i need too    that fair   

winning the game  is  

1 no turnovers 

2 stopping your run game makeing your qb throw to win   

i watched about a q of your game last week and texas did play smarter  louisasa is going to win the sun beit    

1 minute ago, omahogsfan said:

no, bullshit, that's the surlyhorns way of saying "vaunted" -- is it not?

just like ... oh, what is the other one? ... "bottled" for "boggled"; I'm not a newbie to this board; I'm a long-time lurker

Just now, mrhog said:

i will eat crow after the game  if i need too    that fair   

winning the game  is  

1 no turnovers 

2 stopping your run game makeing your qb throw to win   

i watched about a q of your game last week and texas did play smarter  louisasa is going to win the sun beit    

Surely, this is a satire of an Arkansas fan.

Just now, wildturkey8 said:

Surely, this is a satire of an Arkansas fan.

been a fan since 2003 when i met their coach and ad at a john daly make-a-wish goif tournament    

Renewing the rivalries with Arky and Aggy will result in some of the very best shit talking Surly has to offer for for lurkers like me and I’m totally here for it.

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thanks for being welcoming overall   

29 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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Yes. You know what I am talking about. Someone somewhere along the line misused that word for "vaunted," and y'all have used it in its stead since. Come to think of it, I think it was an Aggy. Neg me all you want, but you know I'm right.

5 minutes ago, wildturkey8 said:

Surely, this is a satire of an Arkansas fan.

I think he's legit. He posted a make a wish picture with Mike Shanahan that I couldn't find anywhere else online. 

I'm assuming we're getting a varsity-level troll job here.

2 minutes ago, mrhog said:

i will eat crow after the game  if i need too    that fair   

winning the game  is  

1 no turnovers 

2 stopping your run game makeing your qb throw to win   

i watched about a q of your game last week and texas did play smarter  louisasa is going to win the sun beit    

One does not simply stop the Bijan run game. The Bijan runs through, around, over, past, and back through. 

I'm looking forward to the type of out physical ass whooping we mauled georgia with to happen again. There are going to be some highlight plays by the Bijan that make vaunted SEC linebackers look like folding chairs. I can't fucking wait. 

 

 

 

Card just needs to manage the game and execute the concepts when arky sends numbers into the box. J Whit acting as the safety net for Card is going to be spicy all year, that boy breaks tackles like lil jordan but like a billion times more athletic lol.

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I’m beginning to think they’re right that we will regret joining the SEC, but not for the reasons they think

6 minutes ago, Nuthn2CHere said:

Renewing the rivalries with Arky and Aggy will result in some of the very best shit talking Surly has to offer for for lurkers like me and I’m totally here for it.

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it will be great  and don't forget lsu   its gonna be fun seeing lsu go 6-6 every year  

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think he's legit. He posted a make a wish picture with Mike Shanahan that I couldn't find anywhere else online. 

You millennials and your tech savvy creeper tactics. 

52 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

I'm confident it won't, but I truly do enjoy reading that board. If that offends y'all, sorry. Well, no, not really.

We’re not offended. We’re just marveling at your stupidity. 

26 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

If we have to rely on our quarterback to win, we're in trouble.

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6 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Jesus I feel like I’m getting dumber just by reading these comments.

Welcome to Arkansas! 

 

having seen every episode of catfish , reverse google image lookup does take about, 0.3 seconds to do.

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

You millennials and your tech savvy creeper tactics. 

It takes two seconds. On chrome there's a dropdown option on photos for "search image with Google lens". It will give you relevant matches and links to where it was posted. 

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think he's legit. He posted a make a wish picture with Mike Shanahan that I couldn't find anywhere else online. 

more proof for my new friend here 12715637_10153198709996548_7868022636109

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Just now, cam4mav said:

 

having seen every episode of catfish , reverse google image lookup does take about, 0.3 seconds to do.

Very true. I use these tactics, too. But, I'm technically a millennial so it's okay.

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

You millennials and your tech savvy creeper tactics. 

Sidetrack: Millennials are basically 40, home owners, and have like 2 kids. I’m not saying we aren’t capable of internet searching but if you’re youth shaming, you’re probably thinking Gen Z

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It takes two seconds. On chrome there's a dropdown option on photos for "search image with Google lens". It will give you relevant matches and links to where it was posted. 

I have a Pixel 4XL. I just tap the picture and Google Lens web searches it. I was just giving you a hard time lol

1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Sidetrack: Millennials are basically 40, home owners, and have like 2 kids. I’m not saying we aren’t capable of internet searching but if you’re youth shaming, you’re probably thinking Gen Z

I'm not. I'm a '92 model so I'm right at the tail end of the Millennial generation.

1 minute ago, mrhog said:

more proof for my new friend here 12715637_10153198709996548_7868022636109

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that is 18 year old me talking to brian grise at the team hotel   and i wore 84 for shannon shape   

Just now, mrhog said:

that is 18 year old me talking to brian grise at the team hotel   and i wore 84 for shannon shape   

Stop posting pics of that Rat tooth bastard. 

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Sidetrack: Millennials are basically 40, home owners, and have like 2 kids. I’m not saying we aren’t capable of internet searching but if you’re youth shaming, you’re probably thinking Gen Z

I'm a younger millennial but identify more with that generation than gen z. 40 would be the upper age limit of that - would it not? 

5 minutes ago, mrhog said:

more proof for my new friend here 12715637_10153198709996548_7868022636109

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Sorry it didn’t work out with the Cowboys bud good luck in New England

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm a younger millennial but identify more with that generation than gen z. 40 would be the upper age limit of that - would it not? 

Yes. 40 would be the oldest millennials. 

56 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

All is lost when a goober can't construct a compound sentence with that -- is it -- vaulted Texas sheepskin on the wall.

This is my point. Y'all know and I know "vaulted" has been an inside joke on this board for a long time. Yet, some touchy Texas fan negs me for using it, as if I don't know "vaunted." Y'all should be better than that, as you are wont to tell people regularly.

And if I need to explain "wont," then, neg away.

Just now, ztejas said:

I'm a younger millennial but identify more with that generation than gen z. 40 would be the upper age limit of that - would it not? 

Yeah, I’ve heard millennial attributed to as old as anyone born after ‘81. Not exactly sure where the next cut off is

1 minute ago, omahogsfan said:

This is my point. Y'all know and I know "vaulted" has been an inside joke on this board for a long time. Yet, some touchy Texas fan negs me for using it, as if I don't know "vaunted." Y'all should be better than that, as you are wont to tell people regularly.

And if I need to explain "wont," then, neg away.

Good God shut the fuck up. 

1 minute ago, omahogsfan said:

This is my point. Y'all know and I know "vaulted" has been an inside joke on this board for a long time. Yet, some touchy Texas fan negs me for using it, as if I don't know "vaunted." Y'all should be better than that, as you are wont to tell people regularly.

And if I need to explain "wont," then, neg away.

Whining on opposing team's fan site not going away.

3 minutes ago, omahogsfan said:

This is my point. Y'all know and I know "vaulted" has been an inside joke on this board for a long time. Yet, some touchy Texas fan negs me for using it, as if I don't know "vaunted." Y'all should be better than that, as you are wont to tell people regularly.

And if I need to explain "wont," then, neg away.

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Negged.

Just now, ztejas said:

Good God shut the fuck up. 

And not one word about that outstanding photo in my avatar. Not. One. What makes the photo is the little bit of movement at the left that shows you the duck is paddling.

 

1 minute ago, Born Burnt said:

Excited the rivalry is back.

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Those are awesome. 

7 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Thinks Bijan is also Jamison...  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We should shuffle some jersey numbers around just to see if they can keep up.

 

And what in the ever-loving fuck is mayonnaise barbecue sauce?  What kind of moron would conceive of such heretical shit like that?

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