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37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

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There was a time when I really thought I was going to marry Julie Bowen. It wasn’t creepy in the slightest.

Shooter McGavin on Make a GIF

^^seriously... the funniest thing in the movie. which is crazy considering the script read:

 

[turns to see Mr. Larson for the first time] 

Shooter McGavin : good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD!

 

great line read from McDonald

Stay out of my way!  Listen...to what I say!

Hey why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

Shooter might be one of my favorite characters in a comedy ever…and his Twitter is hilarious.


Reporter: you gotta admit, 450 yards is a hell of a drive

Shooter puffin on a victory cigar: how did he finish? Dead last? Yeah yeah he had a good day tho

 

Prior to this movie, were there any celebrity heel turns?

With stuff like Curb Your Enthusiasm its more commonplace.

I think Kareem in Airplane! was kind of like that when he tells the kid off.

I wonder that when mr and mrs south Austin were holding their new baby boy and pondering his future, thinking he might be president some day, or perhaps a Senator?

I wondering if they ever thought he would write this…

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1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

I wonder that when mr and mrs south Austin were holding their new baby boy and pondering his future, thinking he might be president some day, or perhaps a Senator?

I wondering if they ever thought he would write this…

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If all of our parents knew the drivel we post on this site…

On 9/5/2021 at 4:37 PM, Parliament said:

Stay out of my way!  Listen...to what I say!

 

On 9/5/2021 at 8:19 PM, Angry Gorilla said:


Hey why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

i was always amused at this joke because it seemed so unlike any other humor at the time.  

9 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

 

i was always amused at this joke because it seemed so unlike any other humor at the time.  

The best part is another of Shooter’s “I don’t know how to come back to that bizarre response so I’m just going to leave” moments. 

My fingers hurt.

Well now your back is gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty.

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You can trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

You're gonna die, clown!

 

I can't believe this movie is 25 years old.

I had that scene as my answering machine message in high school for some reason. 

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

And Lafferty, Daniel.

Lafferty, Daniel and Gilmore, Happy

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lafferty, Daniel and Gilmore, Happy

Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.

I saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 havin’ sex. how am I supposed to chip with that going on, doug?

LOL Ben Stiller was amazing in this role.

YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW, GRANDMA.

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