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1 minute ago, Augustus said:

I'm laughing but not for the reason he thinks.

I laughed out loud at how fucking ridiculous that was.

its one of those old coach jokes.  it's attributed to John Mckay.

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Every fucking coach in the country would trade a 50 yard FG attempt for a 37 yard FG attempt

Let’s let all these top ten fucking posers get their press. When UT sneaks up on their asses this year they will get skull fucked. 

FSU likely wins had they started Milton, or at least gone to him earlier.

Brian Kelly continues to be the most unlikable prick in college football.

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

That kicker is as good as dead tonight

He’s the reason it went to OT. He also nailed the 50 yarder as Norvell went full retard.

2 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Did Kelly just say his whole team needs to be executed?

He's a big fan of execution

1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

ND’s schedule is just shittier than they are.  They will once again make the playoffs and get obliterated.  

They get Cincy at least. 

1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

ND’s schedule is just shittier than they are.  They will once again make the playoffs and get obliterated.  

Yeah. They look pretty slow on defense.  Most of the 250 whatever yards rushing they gave up was due to poor pursuit.  

They’re ABC’s team. They’ll most likely move up.

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I’m a fan of executions of ND players as well. 

I want to to do a lot of work on both side of the sideline reporter…

Amiright?!?

Right?

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1 minute ago, The Dude said:

Every fucking coach in the country would trade a 50 yard FG attempt for a 37 yard FG attempt

this.  I have no problem with what Norvell did.  the kicker just choked.

I’m a fan of executions of ND players as well. 

I hate to say I agree with Brian Kelly but here we are…

to be fair...Kelly tried to hard with the execution joke.  he gave both the set up and punchline.  not surprising, he sucks ass just like his team.

The winning team being ritually executed would really change the way college football is played.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

to be fair...Kelly tried to hard with the execution joke.  he gave both the set up and punchline.  not surprising, he sucks ass just like his team.

It was poorly executed 

Just now, MadBurgerMaker said:

The winning team being ritually executed would really change the way college football is played.

The Mayan way. They would execute the best player of the winning team in a game that was the love child of soccer and quidditch. 

Hell of a game!  Love college football and glad to see packed stadiums!  Fuck you CoVID and ND!

The game was great. Watching Kelly try to walk that back tomorrow *chefs kiss*

Just now, TexasMan said:

 

This is it. This is the one.

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

Maybe he won't catch Rockne? 

Norvell tried to kill my buzz. But Tequila won’t allow it! 

38 minutes ago, MadBurgerMaker said:

The winning team being ritually executed would really change the way college football is played.

We'd never lose a recruit to Kansas.

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

ND SID right now:

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Or

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to be clear the joke is

reporter:  Coach what do you think about your team's execution today?

McKay:  I'm in favor of it.

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Really glad our coach is our coach. 

42 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Norvell tried to kill my buzz. But Tequila won’t allow it! 

I thought this more apropos

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6 hours ago, The Dude said:

Every fucking coach in the country would trade a 50 yard FG attempt for a 37 yard FG attempt

It’s just that, after he made the 50-yarder, you knew he was going to miss the next one. And does college football have the tuck rule? I didn’t think so but I could be wrong. But if not then that was a fumble and the call shouldn’t have been overturned.

And of course, if Norvell had just left things alone and took the FG, we don’t know that ND wouldn’t have scored a winning TD. It’s just that you knew when he iced his own kicker that it was all over. You could see it coming. 

5 hours ago, dcar00 said:

to be clear the joke is

reporter:  Coach what do you think about your team's execution today?

McKay:  I'm in favor of it.

Are we in Texas or not?

Someone in our fandom made the point in re: tuck rule.  If QB Milton is trying to tuck it and threw a forward pass then it should be intentional grounding.

7 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Norvell tried to kill my buzz. But Tequila won’t allow it! 

Go on... 

3 hours ago, notre dame joe said:

Someone in our fandom made the point in re: tuck rule.  If QB Milton is trying to tuck it and threw a forward pass then it should be intentional grounding.

That is what I was thinking, I was hoping the official would come back and say upon further review it was an incomplete pass, and intentional grounding and they would move it back 15 yards from where he threw the ball.

Of course Florida state would not have tried the field goal, and then I expected them to hit a home run pass to score a touchdown

13 hours ago, touchthemonolith said:

God I hate watching Florida State home games. 80,000 people doing that stupid ass chant for 3.5 straight hours.

 

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