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FSU fan Eli Manning lookalike went surrender cobra to middle finger fuck you.  That's gonna be a gif.

 

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Just now, 4th&Five said:

This is why college games are so long. If you can’t see that live you shouldn’t be working a game. 

Plus the umpire was standing right in front of him and staring at him with an unobstructed view.

Stupid. He was down. But if he wasn’t, did the ball even go forward? Sometimes it’s okay to take the sack. Sometimes that’s the right play. Turnovers will kill you. That’s the worst thing a QB can do. Job #1 is to protect the ball. That was horribly careless. 

3 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

FSU fan Eli Manning lookalike went surrender cobra to middle finger fuck you.  That's gonna be a gif.

 

Obligatory: 

 

Do Seminoles have backup QB? Travis  has 16 passing yards and -17 yards rushing. This seems not good? I know they said he lost his confidence yada yada yada and they were  helping him with fundamentals but…

 

both of these teams suck

how did we end up with this as the marquee game for Sunday night?

Texas vs ULaLa was two better teams

Good field position for the Noles. Have to come away with points on this possession. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Do Seminoles have backup QB? Travis  has 16 passing yards and -17 yards rushing. This seems not good? I know they said he lost his confidence yada yada yada and they were  helping him with fundamentals but…

 

McKenzie Milton. UCF transfer. 

19 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Beano Cook masturbated himself into the grave over Pawlus while projecting multiple Heismans for Pawlus.  

The best thing I heard was Powlus should worry less about the Heisman and maybe just win a few Chevrolet Player of the Game awards.

in fact i now know why ULaLa was ranked so highly. It's because they would mop the floor with BOTH of these bozos.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

both of these teams suck

how did we end up with this as the marquee game for Sunday night?

Texas vs ULaLa was two better teams

Name recognition. Just be happy it’s not the Bama/U game. 

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

both of these teams suck

how did we end up with this as the marquee game for Sunday night?

Texas vs ULaLa was two better teams

really difficult to figure out why notre dame would get a marquee, prime time television slot.

Agree, both these teams look like hot garbage. But it makes for an interesting game.

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Name recognition. Just be happy it’s not the Bama/U game. 

 

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

really difficult to figure out why notre dame would get a marquee, prime time television slot.

stop mansplaining, you dumbfucks, it was a rhetorical question

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

really difficult to figure out why notre dame would get a marquee, prime time television slot.

Dude?  Really?  You’re kidding, right?  Right?

ULaLa winning out would be fine with me. And good for us.

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

Agree, both these teams look like hot garbage. But it makes for an interesting game.

ND should be up by more honestly. I feel pretty good now that the Seminoles have a decent shot to win now. 
 

Go fucking Seminoles!

2 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Dude?  Really?  You’re kidding, right?  Right?

he was being sarcastic

c'mon, man

Have the pollsters figured out how ND's ranking will go up when they shit the bed?

Are they gonna use the Bobby willed it from heaven angle?

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Go fucking Seminoles!

we discussed the pom squad on the previous page

Just now, Rimbo said:

he was being sarcastic

c'mon, man

Nuance.  I missed it. 
 

(and why I hate texting with my wife)

58 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

They won’t. They’ll cover. 

 

43 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Friendly wager?

Will at least make the game more interesting.

Zelle after the game?

I'm thinking maybe you should've taken me up.

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

we discussed the pom squad on the previous page

 

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Can we get a "Florida State is back, folks" from Tessitore if FSU wins? 

FSU definitely has a lot more chance at coming back than Nowledge but they are still mostly moribund from broke dick alumni.

fsu's offense

the emphasis is on the second syllable

4 minutes ago, deadshank said:

I’m smelling an FSU turnover 

Hell of a nose on you

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Disaster narrowly averted.

Both of these offenses.. Jesus. 

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Both of these offenses.. Jesus. 

 

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Tessitore’s blazer was made out of my grandma’s curtains. 

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

If it’s the Washington football team is this the Florida state football team? Nah 

I’ve been drinking. Fuck Bobby Bowden. Fuck noter dam

I think he passed out after coming in too hot and not pacing himself. 

4 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

You’re not popular around here. Take this shitty opinion and fuck off to the Cloak Room to collect your Circle Jerk rep. 

Dude.  There’s no need for that.  WTB and I have locked horns before but that kind of talk on a game thread is unwarranted.  
 

Give it a rest. 

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1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Ummmmm, no. That guy is poison and if he posts a shit opinion, I’ll comment on it every time in any thread, especially one in a game thread at halftime. 

OK then.  You be you. 

ND going to lose this game, bunch of overrated sons of bitches. After the crazy COVID year, rankings are all screwed up. 

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