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I love the updated let's-show-up-in-ties look. You don't have to look like 1960s corporate middle management, but look sharp!

Sark is putting back the burnt in burnt orange with his neckwear.

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And we’re live.  

Kurt is our Tim Brando. Somebody put this fucker out to pasture already. Fuck. 

Sark clearly the type of coach that isn't going to give much info on injuries.  But the fact he didn't say Junior out for a significant period of time hopefully a good sign.

2 sacks from the tight end position.  I may need a refund.   
 

joking.  

Wonder what his thinking is on a #8 ranking after 1 victory? I would imagine a slower ascent would be preferred.



I panicked and I’m darn sure I’m not the only one.
3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A completely retarded question by Daily Texan about if Thompson will get more reps vs Arkansas. Actually braindead stupid. He’s the fucking backup QB

Kirk Bohls has a grandkid who writes for the Daily Texas?

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A completely retarded question by Daily Texan about if Thompson will get more reps vs Arkansas. Actually braindead stupid. He’s the fucking backup QB

What was the answer?   I'm hoping it was, "He'll play when we're up 5 TDs in the 4th."

Austin Sports Media -
“Steve, you played a football game on Saturday. What are your thoughts on that?”

 

I feel sorry for coach having to answer this inane bs every week

15 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Wonder what his thinking is on a #8 ranking after 1 victory? I would imagine a slower ascent would be preferred.

I haven't seen Texas ranked as high as 8 anywhere, and neither the AP or the coaches poll is out with games yesterday/today, but I very much expected the hype train to be rolling if Texas came out looking competent.

When asked about what goes into a 4th down go for it decision, Steve admitted momentum plays into it.

What a stark difference from fuckface Tommy. 

58 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

#teambigup2da

way to go bijan

what the hell is pig pom wearing on their feet

You try finding couture footwear to cover a cloven hoof!! 

17 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Wonder what his thinking is on a #8 ranking after 1 victory? I would imagine a slower ascent would be preferred.

#James Franco What? GIF

What is this? I’ve been busy. Where are we ranked #8? Thanks in advance.

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

#James Franco What? GIF

What is this? I’ve been busy. Where are we ranked #8? Thanks in advance.

I don’t understand either. Polls/rankings should come out tomorrow since there’s a game being played today. 

Now that I look, ESPN FPI did bump Texas to 7, though that's a computer ranking and not human. They were already 11 though.

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hookem looking dapper

Keondre looking like he stepped out of Reservoir Dogs

Loreal Sarkisian knows how to dress our coach.

New suits for all of the players - that allow them to show some personality - was an awesome idea.

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17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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hookem looking dapper

Love Keondre in the Blues Brothers look. Get the man some Ray Bans

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Loved the presser!

Sark reminds me of ... the Terminator.  Situational awareness, always gathering and processing information.  Picking the right tool and using it for its intended purpose.

The wheel route to Bijan was a TD before the snap.

Texas will out coach teams, for the first time, since when?  DKR, Fayetteville, '69? 

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It's deja vu all over again.

   

Well shit. LHN had it listed for noon, so I missed it. 

33 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

When asked about what goes into a 4th down go for it decision, Steve admitted momentum plays into it.

What a stark difference from fuckface Tommy. 

You mean he doesn't consult a folder like this to decide whether to go for it?

 

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28 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Now that I look, ESPN FPI did bump Texas to 7, though that's a computer ranking and not human. They were already 11 though.

AP and Coaches poll predictions are both #15. Sounds about right. Beat piggy handily on the road at night, top 10.

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22 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Keondre looking like he stepped out of Reservoir Dogs

Loreal Sarkisian knows how to dress our coach.

New suits for all of the players - that allow them to show some personality - was an awesome idea.

The red bow tie with red pumas is outstanding.

22 minutes ago, PTINS said:

Loved the presser!

Sark reminds me of ... the Terminator.  Situational awareness, always gathering and processing information.  Picking the right tool and using it for its intended purpose.

The wheel route to Bijan was a TD before the snap.

Texas will out coach teams, for the first time, since when?  DKR, Fayetteville, '69? 

   

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13 minutes ago, Okcool said:

AP and Coaches poll predictions are both #15. Sounds about right. Beat piggy handily on the road at night, top 10.

Hopefully not…  Unless there is a lot of shake up ahead. 
 

 

 

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