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re-watching the game this morning

the whistling dude is back

find that motherfucker

seek and destroy

how this fucker can continue to get away with this shit for YEARS is insane

SOMEONE with access to CDC - please dear god find this asshole and SILENCE him or TOSS HIM

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

re-watching the game this morning

the whistling dude is back

find that motherfucker

seek and destroy

how this fucker can continue to get away with this shit for YEARS is insane

SOMEONE with access to CDC - please dear god find this asshole and SILENCE him or TOSS HIM

To hunt big game one must know the quarry.  What does he whistle?  Is it a tweeting, hooting, or more of an Andy Griffith whistle?  What point in the game?   We will also need a map of all fox field mikes and camera locations. 

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in the past i believe we identified the location as somewhere in section 5 approx. 10 rows up behind our bench

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4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

To hunt big game one must know the quarry.  What does he whistle?  Is it a tweeting, hooting, or more of an Andy Griffith whistle?  What point in the game?   We will also need a map of all fox field mikes and camera locations. 

it is a shrill rapid tweet using fingers and no appartus

turn on the replay on FS2 right now you can hear it

My son thinks they showed him in a crowd shot. You could hear the whistling before and as they switched to the crowd.

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I actually took a video of the bastard yesterday. I don't want you assholes hearing my family drama being discussed in the background by the women, so if anyone who recorded the game wants to confirm my findings please do.

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I mean you do realize the vast majority of our fanbase are abject sissies right?  Like I'm sure the people around him are bitching under their breath but they are far too skeered to do something about it.

5 minutes ago, Sock Monkey said:

I actually took a video of the bastard yesterday. I don't want you assholes hearing my family drama being discussed in the background by the women, so if anyone who recorded the game wants to confirm my findings please do.

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DKR needs more fans like the dude at the top inside of your red circle…

Can Burnt Ends money be used for a hit contract?

Ask Sherwin Williams

I still don’t get it.  Every god damn year.  
“the announcers suck, they’re all  regarded, they all hate Texas, some dude is whistling, can’t hear the band.  Blah blah blahs”

 

PUT IT ON MUTE. I’ve been watching games in pure silence for the last 5 years or so.  It’s so peaceful.  

2 hours ago, Sock Monkey said:

I actually took a video of the bastard yesterday. I don't want you assholes hearing my family drama being discussed in the background by the women, so if anyone who recorded the game wants to confirm my findings please do.

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There are so many creative ways to deal with losers like this that don’t involve direct confrontation.  One hint - find out where he parks.

What kind of whistling? Is that something you hear on TV or only if you’re sitting close to him?

There are so many creative ways to deal with losers like this that don’t involve direct confrontation.  One hint - find out where he parks.
I am more bothered by the cables hanging down under the TV.
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3 hours ago, Sock Monkey said:

I actually took a video of the bastard yesterday. I don't want you assholes hearing my family drama being discussed in the background by the women, so if anyone who recorded the game wants to confirm my findings please do.

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teeth/lips/cheeks configuration.

target confirmed.

/porkins

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39 minutes ago, XYZ said:

What kind of whistling? Is that something you hear on TV or only if you’re sitting close to him?

it comes through on tv as a shrill, piercing, oscillating high-pitched whine that makes the broadcast unbearable

how can the guys in the truck not hear it?   how does the mothership in LA or Bristol not hear it?

Watching the DVR'd game.  Sonuvabatch!  Can we doxx this guy and end this nuisance to the TV audience?

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I’ve never noticed this on a broadcast. Are you sure it’s not the voices in your head?

Best part is how white y'all really are...

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14 hours ago, Sock Monkey said:

I actually took a video of the bastard yesterday. I don't want you assholes hearing my family drama being discussed in the background by the women, so if anyone who recorded the game wants to confirm my findings please do.

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I see a total of 4 obvious females in that entire crowd shot. How in tarnation did he not get his ass kicked?

 

15 hours ago, Sock Monkey said:

I actually took a video of the bastard yesterday. I don't want you assholes hearing my family drama being discussed in the background by the women, so if anyone who recorded the game wants to confirm my findings please do.

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Dudes like him not only need to be destroyed, the tattered bones & skin need to be hung up on a crane Iran-style as a warning to the next swath of losers who want to fill their shoes.

Fuck losers who think they need to be the center of attention 24/7.

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I see a total of 4 obvious females in that entire crowd shot. How in tarnation did he not get his ass kicked?

 

Cuz the females didn’t feel like fighting.....  

23 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

We played the Vandy baseball team?

This is exactly what I thought haha. Posted similar in the game thread. For some reason I thought our guy was even worse

5 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

Cuz the females didn’t feel like fighting.....  

We need to up our recruiting game.  We supposed to be SEC now.

 

As annoying as the whistler was he pales in comparison to the (truck) horn blowing Occupy Left Field fuck at the Disch….

8 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

As annoying as the whistler was he pales in comparison to the (truck) horn blowing Occupy Left Field fuck at the Disch….

There’s a >0% chance it’s the same guy.

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Two years ago I sat behind him having never heard him on TV.  I was about row 20 and could tell it was coming from below me, but wasn't sure exactly where.  It boggled my mind that those sitting immediately in front of him don't tell him to STFU.  It was loud, annoying, and worthy of scorn from 10 rows above him.  WTF 

All-time fave:
 

Ah yes…2003 was a solid year for the internet. Still in its tween years, but had turned a corner. Also that year the amazing GI Joe PSA’s were created. Who wants a body massage?

It’s pretty impressive that an anonymous guy whistles in a crowd of 100k noisy (relatively) fans and instantly everyone knows of this guy.  

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

There’s a >0% chance it’s the same guy.

That's exactly what a whistleblower would say

Golden Age of Hollywood shit right there.

Kirk Douglas penetrated by Noel Coward while Shemp from the Stooges waits his turn? Who’s the dame?

Kinky AF. 

 

 

I would never condone violence against anyone for any reason. But if anything ever happens to this guy I’ll pa the accuseds legal fees 

1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

I would never condone violence against anyone for any reason. But if anything ever happens to this guy I’ll pa the accuseds legal fees 

Good job leaving the y off of pay.  Gives you an out.

Where is Jack Deth when you need him?

Uh explicit lyrics warning, maybe explicit video too. 

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