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Ole Miss gonna spank aggy.

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11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm just not buying that this is all about Louisville. No one is claiming they're good but they had 2 classes ranked in the 30s in 2017 and 2018, had a really shitty 2019 class and then rebounded okay last year with a class around 50. They have legit D1 players on their team - they aren't Kent State or Rice. 

Ole Miss has a good offense.  They're like Texas Tech under Leach, they're gonna score a lot of points against many teams on their schedule.

They're also a hilariously bad defensive team.  In their all-SEC schedule last season, they gave up an average of FORTY points per game.  Which is not atypical of these hyper-HUNH offenses that keep their own defense on the field all game.  Although 40ppg is still impressive.

Louisville was a really bad, 4-7 team last year.  And as you're seeing tonight, their QB can't hit wide open receivers, and likes to throw it to the other team every few drives.  They're not running the ball well at all.  (They're also fuckup prone, as that fumble demonstrates) And they're having all this trouble against a defense that couldn't stop anybody from scoring 40 points last year.

So I respectfully disagree with you.  This Louisville team is impressively bad.  

Just now, Deej said:

Ole Miss gonna spank aggy.

This. Aggy is going to have a tougher time than most people think, especially with King as QB

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1 minute ago, Deej said:

Ole Miss gonna spank aggy.

I'll entertain a wager right now.  I'm feeling frisky.

Ole Miss looks solid and Louisville looks like they rehired Charlie Strong but forgot to get Teddy Bridgewater.

 

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I'm trying to think of a 1970's football coach quote that Satterfield can butcher in his post game interview.

6 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I'm trying to think of a 1970's football coach quote that Satterfield can butcher in his post game interview.

Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them result in slaughtering your entire team like pigs at the processing plant?

Edited by utee94

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1 minute ago, utee94 said:

Three things happen when you throw the ball, and two of them result in slaughtering your entire team like pigs at the processing plant?

Not bad!

22 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Ole Miss has a good offense.  

They're also a hilariously bad defensive team. 

 

Did you just watch a hilariously bad Kent Fucking State defense intercept your QB's?  Wait was it was it three or four times?  Colorado is going to make Haynes King run for his life and Calzada better not be stoned when he gets the call.    

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Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Did you just watch a hilariously bad Kent Fucking State defense intercept your QB's? Wait was it was it three or four times?  Colorado is going to make Haynes King run for his life, and Calzada better not be stoned when he gets the call.    

I think you might need to lighten up a little bit.

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

kiffin seals his galactic asshole hall of fame place with that comment

what did he say I had shit on mute because phone calls

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1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

i really don't understand the point of kicking a fg right there.

They're within three TD's now.

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

what did he say I had shit on mute because phone calls

Said his team needs to learn how to tackle from the B10 refs because they clearly don't know what they're doing or some such.

I thought it was funny. 

4 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I think you might need to lighten up a little bit.

You ain't skeered of Ole Piss.  LOL.  

6 minutes ago, Augustus said:

They're within three TD's now.

like ole miss isn't going to score at least 2-3 more touchdowns

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Just now, BigOrange1 said:

like ole miss isn't going to score at least 2-3 more touchdowns

Yeah I was being facetious

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4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

You ain't skeered of Ole Piss.  LOL.  

Are you a Rebel alum?  Why so defensive?

That was a shitty call. They were right at 3 yards down field and engaged in blocks. What the fuck do they want them to do? Block worse?

Just now, Augustus said:

Are you a Rebel alum?  Why so defensive?

No, but Jimbo needs to tell Sharp not to mess with engraving that "natty" trophy until they play Ole Miss, Colorado, Alabama, Miss State, LSU,  and Auburn.  

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1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

No, but Jimbo needs to tell Sharp not to mess with engraving that "natty" trophy until they play Ole Miss, Colorado, Alabama, Miss State, LSU,  and Auburn.  

I'll let him know!

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If you're calling Louisville for holding at this point, you just have no mercy in your soul.

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I'm the only one left watching this game, aren't I?

I still have it on.  Tough to watch but it's football and in 5  months I'll be begging for a crappy Lvile-Ole Miss game.

4 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

steam rolled him!

Emasculated that poor little gal.

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That sack was a microcosm of Louisville's game.

Nothing's more entertaining than listening to Herbstreit and Rece Davis talk about how they named their dogs. 

The star of the last 5 minutes was a dog up in the stands between two Louisville fans that looked to be retirees. 

The camera quickly cut to the game and then back to the dog. 

Then finally a second Louisville TD and then back to the dog.

Then “What are your dogs’ names?” questions because this game is a snoozer.

 

Reminder that this is a thing

 

this may be the most ole miss thing i have ever seen...

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1 hour ago, sidis said:

this may be the most ole miss thing i have ever seen...

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Is this octuplets ,  some sort of video glitch , or just every chad in america all go to ole miss together ? 

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