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You're a good poster, but I feel like starting a fucking thread when you have to ask someone else to deliver the goods in the thread title is a neg worthy move. 

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Well, you do you dude.  Nobody else had started the thread this year and I honestly looked and could not locate it.  Neg away if you feel the need.  And if negging me brings more balance to your day, I will take pride in the sacrifice.

UTSA eating Big 10 country. You love to see it. 

This has always been the dumbest "map" ever. It tells you nothing, just confirms that the west outside of the coastline is more land that civilization. 

12 minutes ago, 'stache said:

This has always been the dumbest "map" ever. It tells you nothing, just confirms that the west outside of the coastline is more land that civilization. 

Yeah but it's kinda fun. So there.

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

if you want something done right....image.png.94a44797401596639edef4040838cf60.png

I don't understand how Montana doesn't have any of the state of Montana??

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Yeah but it's kinda fun. So there.

It's a lot of fun until it's not. Herman made it not so fun.

 

1 minute ago, Uncle Nate said:

I don't understand how Montana doesn't have any of the state of Montana??

They're FCS. They only break into the map if they beat an FBS team.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

They're FCS. They only break into the map if they beat an FBS team.

They upset Washington.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Well, you do you dude.  Nobody else had started the thread this year and I honestly looked and could not locate it.  Neg away if you feel the need.  And if negging me brings more balance to your day, I will take pride in the sacrifice.

so good GIF

1 minute ago, F250 said:

They upset Washington.

Exactly - I was answering Uncle Nate's question.

I guess to further explain, they'd have to beat the closest FBS teams to get Montana - that's Wazzu and Wyo's territory to start the season.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They're FCS. They only break into the map if they beat an FBS team.

Ah, got it.  That makes perfect sense.  Thanks!

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

They upset Washington.

They did and that is why they own Washington now.

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Exactly - I was answering Uncle Nate's question.

I guess to further explain, they'd have to beat the closest FBS teams to get Montana - that's Wazzu and Wyo's territory to start the season.

Ah ok. I thought you meant they would spawn a home territory base or something for beating a FBS team.

 

So we get the shittiest part of Louisiana? At least we'll have plenty of crawfish and gator tail for Spring.

6 minutes ago, ousux said:

So we get the shittiest part of Louisiana? At least we'll have plenty of crawfish and gator tail for Spring.

Cajun LA is not the worst part of LA. That would be the entire northern half. 

28 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

We should all be jealous of the slice of NE Ohio owned by aggy.

That is some prime real estate. Think of the landfill empire you could build. 

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We are back on the map. TCU lost yesterday, so no land to gain next week.

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The remaining undefeated teams map. Next week, at least 3 more teams will disappear in the matchups of the undefeated (Arkansas-Georgia, Cincinnati-Notre Dame, Ole Miss-Alabama)

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56 minutes ago, AeroHorn said:

We are back on the map. TCU lost yesterday, so no land to gain next week.

The remaining undefeated teams map. Next week, at least 3 more teams will disappear in the matchups of the undefeated (Arkansas-Georgia, Cincinnati-Notre Dame, Ole Miss-Alabama)

 

Four more - we play Rape U this week also. 

1 hour ago, AeroHorn said:

We are back on the map. TCU lost yesterday, so no land to gain next week.

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3 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

We are back on the map. TCU lost yesterday, so no land to gain next week.

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The remaining undefeated teams map. Next week, at least 3 more teams will disappear in the matchups of the undefeated (Arkansas-Georgia, Cincinnati-Notre Dame, Ole Miss-Alabama)

image.thumb.png.97350fc2826d56d2ffc142912c70cb88.png

Fucking pigs get loose they spread everywhere

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