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2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I don’t know who’s pass defense was worse in this game?

Tampa. Easily.

It just pissed me off this literally came down to a missed FG and xtra point.

That’s it.

Oh and a horrible no call that we all KNOW Dallas would have been called for.

They couldn’t even call a fucking hold on this OL late in the game.

The NFL isn’t hiding it.

Always find a way to lose, when they had so many chances to win it. Some things never change. 

They’ve called so many fucking penalties all game, and miss a fucking blatant PI where the defender actually fell from the push. Sickening, though Brady probably would have still got them in position. Fucking Brady too good. 

We scored 29 on the regning NFL champs!

And held them to 31.  

Not.Too.Shabby.

Cowboys schedule is very soft, if they stay health they should win that division even if they end up with eight or nine wins….

I don't care that we lost tonight.

We did very well overall.

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

We scored 29 on the regning NFL champs!

And held them to 31.  

Not.Too.Shabby.

Solid moral victory.

Just now, Kevin O’Shea said:

0-1 that’s what counts 

Yea but I have full confidence that we will win the crappy division, so a couple of good losses-- this wasn't a bad loss-- won't make too big a difference.

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We scored 29 on the regning NFL champs!
And held them to 31.  
Not.Too.Shabby.
Yay team?? Typical Dallas loss. Dumb penalties. Missed kicks. Stalled drives. No resistance on defense.

This will be another. 500 type season.
Just now, Zepol87 said:

Dallas looked good. 

Guhgreed. Shoulda coulda, but it is better than I thought it would be.

Bucs did their worst to gift that game to Dallas with 4 turnovers, two that lead to 10 points for Dallas and one that took at least 3 and likely 7 off the board for Tampa.

Brady is already in pissed off, fuck you mode and will rip his teammates for lack of focus.

Dallas will run away with the east, and lose in the WC game.

Dallas +3? on turnovers and still lost. lol @ moral victory talk. That's terrible. 

4 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Cowboys schedule is very soft, if they stay health they should win that division even if they end up with eight or nine wins….

Yeah I think so. Shitty to lose this one but they could have been much worse. I saw people putting them 19th on preseason power rankings which seemed way too low. They have a good roster and almost squeaked out a few wins last year without Dak. 

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Guhgreed. Shoulda coulda, but it is better than I thought it would be.
And still 0-1...
3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

LMFAO

I haven't negged you all night. This is football and not CR. You can fuck off.

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Yeah I think so. Shitty to lose this one but they could have been much worse. I saw people putting them 19th on preseason power rankings which seemed way too low. They have a good roster and almost squeaked out a few wins last year without Dak. 
A loss is a loss. This was a god awful loss. +3 in turnovers. Moved the ball all night. Stalled drives. No pressure at all on Brady. Missed kicks. Dumb penalties. Typical Dallas loss.

Just once I wish Brady would do this post-game.

 

Knew it was over when the drive stalled at 1:30. However, I would have liked to see them earn it the hard way after a correct OPI call.  Not like they were shy about calling offensive holding on Dallas when it happened the last drive. 

Seen this movie before. A loss is a loss and has no bearing on future results this season. We'll play worse opponents than Tampa this year, but we also will play down to their level. Also, we forced 4 turnovers and still lost. We may not force 4 turnovers in another game all season.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:
Yeah I think so. Shitty to lose this one but they could have been much worse. I saw people putting them 19th on preseason power rankings which seemed way too low. They have a good roster and almost squeaked out a few wins last year without Dak. 

A loss is a loss. This was a god awful loss. +3 in turnovers. Moved the ball all night. Stalled drives. No pressure at all on Brady. Missed kicks. Dumb penalties. Typical Dallas loss.

Oh no! Dallas lost to one of the best teams in the league despite having a chance to win in the last minute! They are going to be horrible and lose all the games against even the middle-of-the-road and bad teams too!

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
Guhgreed. Shoulda coulda, but it is better than I thought it would be.

And still 0-1...

True but this team looks a fuck ton better than what most people expected.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Just once I wish Brady would do this post-game.

 

He probably pisses Fiji water

Yay team?? Typical Dallas loss. Dumb penalties. Missed kicks. Stalled drives. No resistance on defense.

This will be another. 500 type season.

Jesus Christ Vic stop it man. They showed a TON tonight.

Yeah they made mistakes. Even Tampa did. They were literally 2 missed kicks and/or a non called OPI from winning.

The defense has multiple stops AND 4 turnovers. This defense did NOT did that the last decade very much.

They’re going to win the East easily and have double digit wins. This .500 narrative is such BS.
Just now, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
Guhgreed. Shoulda coulda, but it is better than I thought it would be.

And still 0-1...

I expected this outcome. They can't go .500 and that has been my prediction for the last decade. Veering wildly towards 8 and 8 with side trips to 5 - 11 and 13 - 3.

It was entertaining. It didn't make me wanna watch Bourdain reruns instead.

11 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Blatant offensive PI call ignored.

This kind of shit just completely sours me on the NFL.  It's borderline fixed

Not a Cowboys fan. by the way

Edited by Wade

That missed offensive PI hurt at the end. Oh well. Jerry is still the owner so nothing will really change.

And still 0-1...

Who gives a fuck? They were not supposed to win this game. A 9 point spread? Unheard of This early in an NFL season.
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He probably pisses Fiji water

Almond milk*

They ignored a blatant tackle of a Cowboys D-line during that last drive as well on a key play, not long after a really ticky-tack call at best on Tyron. Two different sets of rules as always.

man. That was pretty clear opi. If was Dallas, it’s called. 100%. Every damn time. 

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Jesus Christ Vic stop it man. They showed a TON tonight.

Yeah they made mistakes. Even Tampa did. They were literally 2 missed kicks and/or a non called OPI from winning.

The defense has multiple stops AND 4 turnovers. This defense did NOT did that the last decade very much.

They’re going to win the East easily and have double digit wins. This .500 narrative is such BS.
I mean they showed the same stuff as usual. They will play up to better teams and find ways to lose. I don't buy into aggy moral victories. This should have been a win. But typical Dallas blows it.

We don't play another playoff team till what, 10 games from now?

Got a real chance to pad the win column and take this fucking division.

Dak looked WAY better than I thought possible.

Defense definitely looked better than last year, though that's a low bar.

This loss isn't gonna matter by the time we get to the playoffs, but it fucking stings.

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man. That was pretty clear opi. If was Dallas, it’s called. 100%. Every damn time. 
It absolutely would. Go back to game 1 last season against the Rams. It was called on Gallup. In the same point of the game about the same part of the field.

Holy shit, we're going to absolutely blow up the Chargers next week.

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Boys played well. Dak played like a warrior. TOP and turnover margin should’ve been a win. Team is dumb. 
And Drew bitching about Zeurlein makes me laugh. Had that game been 33-28 as it should’ve been, Brady would’ve scored a TD. This game boiled down to our still shitty D and Brady/Arians versus McCarthy being a total mismatch. 35-25 on TOP and +3 on turnovers would’ve been a win with most any other coach. This team will not overcome its dumbass with McCarthy. 
I almost wish fat Mike would have said fuck it and went for it on 4th and 6 on that last drive. A FG was absolutely not beating Brady with that much time left. And only needing 3 to win. Dallas needed one more first down to really seal the game but in true Dallas fashion they bog down. And a big penalty is called against us. How many Dallas drives when it's crucial do we hit a big play, like that Lamb catch and run and then go fucking backwards. Too many.

I thought it was hilarious Dallas celebrating hard after that FG. Brady had to be laughing on the other end. Knowing he would easily carve this defense up for the win.
2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I almost wish fat Mike would have said fuck it and went for it on 4th and 6 on that last drive.

FG was meaningless. Zuerlein misses that field goal 10x more than Brady doesn't get them into easy FG range. 

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FG was meaningless. Zuerlein misses that field goal 10x more than Brady doesn't get them into easy FG range. 
Yep. FG was meaningless there. Get another 1st down, run clock and make TB burn the rest of their timeouts and then kick it. Going up 1 right there felt like a loss. Especially with Brady on the other end and Dallas non existent pass rush. I why envy what Tampa does with their front. Huge pushes up the middle
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

FG was meaningless. Zuerlein misses that field goal 10x more than Brady doesn't get them into easy FG range. 

Cowboys beat Brady?

Why can’t we get a 400lb Samoan 

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