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Does this dumb fucking franchise understand anything about analytics? A field goal with their shitty kicker and shitty defense does nothing for them there. 

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1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I wonder where Tom Brady gets his hair dye. Maybe his wife hooks him up, 

Alien technology. 

14 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I was curious, have they mentioned how old Brady is, how many seasons he has played, or how many rings he has yet?

Have they said the phrase “when you’ve played as long as Brady has…”

Did he room with Shipley?

Can lamb run a fucking route?  Throw to 19 for fucks sake

3 minutes ago, pops said:

Can lamb run a fucking route?  Throw to 19 for fucks sake

Like that 

Geezus fucking h. 

Great PLAY.

Dropped snap ans still delivered a ball. Awesome.

Damn no wonder I quit watch the Cowboys after 50 years. Unfortunately will never see the greatness I saw from the 70s to Jimmy. Fuck it all, I’m relying on the Horns for my football cocaine now.

If you wanna beat the Super Bowl champs, force turnovers and turn 'em into TD's.

Kicking his way out of a job.

Just now, Constant said:

Cut him

This 

Just now, Augustus said:

If you wanna beat the Super Bowl champs, force turnovers and turn 'em into TD's.

But don’t miss your xtra points 

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