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Dak fucking sucks. it’s gonna be a long year. 

Dak looking fine. A few weird throws but not bad at all


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1 minute ago, Augustus said:

 

On the contrary, Jerruh doesn't care about anything else.

Jerruh knows Dallas faithful are suckas.  He making the money.  Win or lose. 

Oh joy, futureman and his Dak takes have joined the chat.

Just now, KeysPhoneWallet said:


Dak looking fine. A few weird throws but not bad at all


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3rd and 6 throw wasn’t weird. it was beyond explanation. 

Is Jerrah watching from his yacht & sucking down Johnnie Walker Blue? Kinda shocked I haven't seen a shot of him yet.

It almost sounds like you talking shut about that… owning the Cowboys, watching from a yacht while drinking expensive whiskey….


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1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Is Jerrah watching from his yacht & sucking down Johnnie Walker Blue? Kinda shocked I haven't seen a shot of him yet.

He’s in his crypt somewhere 

Just now, KeysPhoneWallet said:


Dak looking fine. A few weird throws but not bad at all


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join the rest of shaggy by putting him on ignore. 

Just now, Augustus said:

Oh joy, futureman and his Dak takes have joined the chat.

why do you fear the truth?

Just now, deadshank said:

Jerruh knows Dallas faithful are suckas.  He making the money.  Win or lose. 

Dallas fans are fans.  Always will be.

Jerry could never spend all the money he has, even if he lived another 20 years.

He's obsessive about the Cowboys.

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Is Jerrah watching from his yacht & sucking down Johnnie Walker Blue? Kinda shocked I haven't seen a shot of him yet.

And wolfing down McGriddles.

Collinsworthless just shouldn't comment on penalties.

Just now, futureman said:

why do you fear the truth?

I fear neither truth nor falsehoods.

I have a low tolerance for boring.

And keep in mind, you're one of my favorite posters on the site.  But everybody's wrong on occasion.

1 minute ago, futureman said:

why do you fear the truth?

What’s mike white up to these days?

Just now, Augustus said:

Dallas fans are fans.  Always will be.

Jerry could never spend all the money he has, even if he lived another 20 years.

He's obsessive about the Cowboys.

If he really wants to win then he would check his ego and hire competent people to run the team. 

Don't think I've ever seen both of those enforced on the same play

Just now, Sawbonz said:

What’s mike white up to these days?

he’s one snap away from taking the league by storm. 

Just now, deadshank said:

If he really wants to win then he would check his ego and hire competent people to run the team. 

His ego prevents him from knowing that.

Just now, Augustus said:

His ego prevents him from knowing that.

And we have come to the problem.  Nice to meet you. 

That was not ideal.

Why u no throw the ball away Zak?

the fact that randy Gregory is still able to make the roster is amazing, baffling and depressing. 
have to wonder what the guy could have been doing on the field this whole time if the league was different about pot. 


It almost sounds like you talking shut about that… owning the Cowboys, watching from a yacht while drinking expensive whiskey….


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Nah, just surprised at his lower profile approach. He's the only owner with the ego big enough that he might think about trying to take the spotlight from the reigning SB Champs on opening night in their stadium when the banner was raised.
1 minute ago, Augustus said:

Why u no throw the ball away Zak?

he’s worried about his passer rating. 

1 minute ago, Constant said:

Dak you dummy. 

 

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Well that drive was very "Dallas Cowboys" of recent history.

They were going full bore pass rush on those last two downs, would have been a good time for a screen.

Line up that 60 yarder lmao

Just now, Mo Horn said:

McCarthy is a fucking idiot

 

You may be on to something here.

Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Great decision Melissa McCarthy 

She's skinnier than him. Somehow

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