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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Will be a long day. 

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Muledick!

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2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Muledick!

What’s funny is that’s literally going to be the password at the bar for free drinks. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

What’s funny is that’s literally going to be the password at the bar for free drinks. 

Now how did I know that?

We’ve got our own tailgate tent today (not a sex tent, but we do what we can) - buddy is a local, so he set it up. Swing by, RV crew, and we may have a Zima or two for ya.

The boys look to be in pretty good shape after a 16-hour drinking marathon.  Can they do one more though, with passion?  That is the question.

What did you boys have for breakfast, or is that last pic the breakfast table?

Edit: Wulaw looks like he wants to go home

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1 minute ago, Wade said:

The boys look to be in pretty good shape after a 16-hour drinking marathon.  Can they do one more though, with passion?  That is the question.

What did you boys have for breakfast, or is that last pic the breakfast table?

Breakfast table. 2 bottles of champagne for the. Mimosas. Pitcher of wake up margaritas. Also, some random beers for the interminable wait between 8 am margaritas and 10:30 mimosas 

Currently taking a massive (and terrible) shit in this RV community bathroom/shower area…wtf is this box and why is it chained to the wall? I listen to a lot of true crime podcasts and I know this doesn’t end well for anyone if I go look
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That’s the JW Marriott Fayetteville
1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Currently taking a massive (and terrible) shit in this RV community bathroom/shower area…wtf is this box and why is it chained to the wall? I listen to a lot of true crime podcasts and I know this doesn’t end well for anyone if I go look

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Zed:  Bring out the gimp.

I know Ive got the stamina to drink beer for 18 hours.  But there is no fucking way I could still drink Mimosa's and margs all day for 18 hours while tailgating and survive to make it to the bed. 

 

be sure to mix a gatorade or life water in after every 2nd drink guys. 

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Poke them where? I mean you are in Arkansas. 


But they’re not related. No worries. 

13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Basic bitches

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@Wulaw Hornalready has the 1000 yard stare going. 

 

What's the odds they never even make it to the game?

@Wulaw Hornlooks like I do most mornings after I've had too much the night before. Getting old really sucks. Glass of water for every glass of alcohol, gentlemen. 

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@Wulaw Hornalready has the 1000 yard stare going. 

 

What's the odds they never even make it to the game?

So that is wulaw?  Who is the Jesus looking guy?  Tell me that’s not Immac

Just now, UT_OB1 said:

So that is wulaw?  Who is the Jesus looking guy?  Tell me that’s not Immac

That's the one and only @immamac

Just now, UT_OB1 said:

So that is wulaw?  Who is the Jesus looking guy?  Tell me that’s not Immac

We could, but we’d be lying to you.

So this shit show is still moving along at a rapid pace.

Please tell me this annual big game RV road trip is going to become a Surly ritual. I live in between OSU and Michigan (and not that far from UK really) and meeting up with you guys with an RV would be a blast.


Maybe by then it will end up being like a 3-5 RV caravan and we can have a volunteer draft of who gets in each RV. Would totally donate into the wreath fund to help pay for having say futureman Dereka and Thjune share an RV for an away game trip…

 

Don’t fuck this up guys. This it totally proof of concept for our Surly on the road media correspondents. If this works, tied with the NIL access through Burnt Ends, you fucks might get press passes…

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Fuck you auto correct, the only time I will reference RC on surly is when he’s dead….

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5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

@Wulaw Hornlooks like I do most mornings after I've had too much the night before. Getting old really sucks. Glass of water for every glass of alcohol, gentlemen. 

That’s what I told them. They will have more respect for me in 10 years. It makes a difference. 

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s what I told them. They will have more respect for me in 10 years. It makes a difference. 

Should have taken your dick pills and Red Bull bruhhhh

Where's the brunch location?  I live here in Fayetteville, but I'm straight.

15 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Coconut pedialyte and Malibu. Conquer the day!

Pro tip guys, 50/50 flavored coconut water plus complimentary flavored vodka. Zero hangover, electrolytes infusion, amazing day drink. You're welcome

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Just now, wmr said:

Where's the brunch location?  I live here in Fayetteville, but I'm straight.

Tony’s now. Running a bar tab. Everyone welcome. 

1 minute ago, wmr said:

Where's the brunch location?  I live here in Fayetteville, but I'm straight.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

14 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

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The Aggy ring is a nice touch.

I just noticed that chick is giving imma the downward hang loose. Maybe she thinks he's Hawaiian. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Tony’s now. Running a bar tab. Everyone welcome. 

Tony's is a good spot, owned by good folks.  

There's a secret bar on Dickson St called Ben's.  It is hidden in the back of the tiki bar (to the right of the piano bar), the door is behind the cigarette machine in the vestibule to the right of the main bar. 

 

If you can find a way in there, you will have achieved something.  You might also run into TV people and billionaires.  

 

You take your pants off to shit?!?
Savage 


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4 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

The Aggy ring is a nice touch.


Really ties the phone hangup together 

3 minutes ago, wmr said:

Tony's is a good spot, owned by good folks.  

There's a secret bar on Dickson St called Ben's.  It is hidden in the back of the tiki bar (to the right of the piano bar), the door is behind the cigarette machine in the vestibule to the right of the main bar. 

 

If you can find a way in there, you will have achieved something.  You might also run into TV people and billionaires.  

 

And now we have our second act plotline

Nice job guys.  Just caught up this morning.  Enjoy!  Hook'Em!

19 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

So that is wulaw?  Who is the Jesus looking guy?  Tell me that’s not Immac

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                  CAPTAIN CAVEMAN !!!!!

 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And now we have our second act plotline

Members can take a few guests.  Best bet is to make a cardboard sign (just steal one from our many homeless) and hang around outside Cannibal & Craft.  It's like an old speakeasy, with hidden chambers and secret rooms once you get inside.  Nice furniture, and stuff college kids would destroy.  I believe a Walton grandson helped start it up a decade ago.  I've been many times, but only with wealthy friends.

 

 

7 minutes ago, wmr said:

Tony's is a good spot, owned by good folks.  

There's a secret bar on Dickson St called Ben's.  It is hidden in the back of the tiki bar (to the right of the piano bar), the door is behind the cigarette machine in the vestibule to the right of the main bar. 

 

If you can find a way in there, you will have achieved something.  You might also run into TV people and billionaires.  

 

Just making note of this post for when the ransom note gets posted to the thread.

26 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

Mom and two sisters live in the Springdale area.  Youngest sister did undergrad and masters at Arky.  Resisting the urge to send them taunts just on principle.

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I woke up in the middle of the night and found this thread and can’t go to sleep.  This may beat Roman’s Great Adventure for best thread ever.  Well, maybe not, but close.

Would be hard to top Roman Benito Sanchez

It does appear I need to go help these boys close some blondos 

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Basic bitches

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Props to rgb or the other dude for just saying fuck it and drinking straight out of the bottle.

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47 minutes ago, wmr said:

Tony's is a good spot, owned by good folks.  

There's a secret bar on Dickson St called Ben's.  It is hidden in the back of the tiki bar (to the right of the piano bar), the door is behind the cigarette machine in the vestibule to the right of the main bar. 

 

If you can find a way in there, you will have achieved something.  You might also run into TV people and billionaires.  

 

How the fuck am I supposed to know what a vestibule is?

8 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

How the fuck am I supposed to know what a vestibule is?

Ask Jill Goodacre.  Look for the ATM.

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Pro tip guys, 50/50 flavored coconut water plus complimentary flavored vodka. Zero hangover, electrolytes infusion, amazing day drink. You're welcome

Pro'er tip, just smoke a J and drink ice water with lemon the rest of the day. 🤘😎

This thread smells of cheese poof farts, stale beer, ball sweat & questionable decisions.

Classic.

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Out of reputation for the day. Love the captioning. I’m doing better than I look in that picture. I don’t think anyone could be doing worse than I look in that picture to be fair. 

20 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Jesus what a tiny middle finger

Is Hudson partying before the game?

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Not a bad crowd right now at the bar. 
the Arkansas fans who came in and are lying for this shit made a bad life decision. 

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I’m with y’all in spirit but the flesh is weak.  Just woke up from my first nap and will not resume drinking until kickoff of the 2:30 games.

 

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