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#801

Arkansas ass would be easy tonight but yeah, cialis wouldn’t even help after this shit performance tonight.

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#802

I want to care. But I just don’t really anymore. Too much suck for too long.

Main reason we came was an old buddy lives here now, and was SO excited to host his old buddies at a tailgate. So, that was cool.

The game…not so much. And I just can’t make myself care. Every time I try, they remind me that I shouldn’t.
#803
5 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I want to care. But I just don’t really anymore. Too much suck for too long.

I never thought the apathy that set in a decade ago with the Dallas cowboys could happen to the football team of my Alma mater. But it has. I feel nothing. 

#804
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I am telling you 100% truth - there is a Razorback couple next to us on a date.

That sex is going to smell like fried onions and shame.

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#806

Second worst thing to ever happen on 9/11

#808
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Holy fuck that’s awesome.

That he was able to post a complete sentence at the moment?

#809
My buddy and are have suffered. But we aren’t ready for the suffering to end. We ended up here, because this is what we deserve:

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What makes it worse is the 2 for 20 option probably ended 5 minutes prior to your arrival
#811
27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I am telling you 100% truth - there is a Razorback couple next to us on a date.

Their day is better than yours. 

#814
21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Main reason we came was an old buddy lives here now, and was SO excited to host his old buddies at a tailgate. So, that was cool.

The game…not so much. And I just can’t make myself care. Every time I try, they remind me that I shouldn’t.

With you man. I came to Texas for a degree not football. 

I hate our program. 

#816
27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Main reason we came was an old buddy lives here now, and was SO excited to host his old buddies at a tailgate. So, that was cool.

The game…not so much. And I just can’t make myself care. Every time I try, they remind me that I shouldn’t.

Reminds me 1986 through 2000 and every game in Dallas from 2000 to 2004.

Good lord, that was rough.

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#818
12 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

Who is the Jesus looking guy?

An Instagram model

#820
6 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Fucking Nazis…

Fucking Al-ISIS-Qaeda  did this shit.

 

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#822
3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Let this be a lesson to all. Don't waste your time or energy on this trash program 

Why are you here again?

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#824
2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Anyone want to buy season tickets?

Which season?

#827

Main reason we came was an old buddy lives here now, and was SO excited to host his old buddies at a tailgate. So, that was cool.

The game…not so much. And I just can’t make myself care. Every time I try, they remind me that I shouldn’t.

Yep. Every time I get interested or excited there’s a brutal reminder of why I check out earlier every year. I probably won’t watch again this year until OU at this point. Probably done for the year after Texas gets what’s in store for them at the cotton bowl.

I didn’t watch much last year because I was disinterested in the season from the get go given the circumstances and having no faith in Herman, and it was honestly really nice. And of course, the one game I actually made time to watch, the ISU game with a CCG berth on the line, was a disaster.
#829
8 hours ago, miguelito said:

Just wait until you wake up with your hand between two pillows.

"Those aren't pillows !!! "

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#831
9 hours ago, Deej said:

I expect you and your buddy got some looks ordering off that Date Night menu. 

Uh miss, we will be having the Oreo shake, whipped cream on the top. Two straws, one check please.

#834

Our crew just crossed back into Oklahoma. Yesterday sucked so bad that we’re actually happy to be back in Oklahoma. WTF?

#838
11 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

Pearl Harbor says hi

Forget it, he’s rolling.

#839
25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Our crew just crossed back into Oklahoma. Yesterday sucked so bad that we’re actually happy to be back in Oklahoma. WTF?

If y’all come through Oklahoma City I’ll buy y’all brunch. 

#840
If y’all come through Oklahoma City I’ll buy y’all brunch. 

Nope, rolling south. I see there’s a Billy Sims bbq in Atoka….any good?
#841
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Nope, rolling south. I see there’s a Billy Sims bbq in Atoka….any good?

Fuck no!

#844
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Furk.

Can’t think of any quality dining options on this road.

If you can make it to Durant, assuming that’s the highway you are on. They have a pretty good BBQ place there called Main Street bbq. It’s not the best you have ever had but it’s good. 

#845
If you can make it to Durant, assuming that’s the highway you are on. They have a pretty good BBQ place there called Main Street bbq. It’s not the best you have ever had but it’s good. 

We may need something less dignified. Like fried gas station burritos.
#847
32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Nope, rolling south. I see there’s a Billy Sims bbq in Atoka….any good?

How do you feel about eating at a joint where some old bum wanders around the place yelling "Boomer" every 30 seconds for the entirety of your meal?

#850
6 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Who said anything about Germans fuck nugget?

Our fearless leaders are talking about how hungry they are and here you are teasing  them with such delicious treats…

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