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On 9/10/2021 at 8:37 PM, F250 said:

@immamac
 @Wulaw Horn

Ask her what the PPM rate is. I am guessing one-fiddy.

 

 

 

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How many hundo are you in for on the tab boys? Have you broken 4 figs?

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So, is it a puke and rally so ituation? Yes. Have we broken 4 figures for 4 of us?  Probably yes. 

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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, is it a puke and Daly situation? Yes. Have we broken 4 figures for 4 of us?  Probably yes. 

Congratulations, you just saved someone's single wide from reposession.

If you have to close one eye to type on your phone and edit twice and it’s still not right…you might need to pace yourself. 

Y'all need to start pounding Pedialyte now or you'll go into liver failure

Just now, elfenix said:

Y'all need to start pounding Pedialyte now or you'll go into liver failure

If Wulaw's math on the previous page was correct - the other 3 members of his party are/were around 20 drinks. 

If that's accurate - not sure how they are going to function tomorrow. 

7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Y'all need to start pounding Pedialyte now or you'll go into liver failure

Liquid IV electrolytes. For the drunks out there, you’re welcome. 

You 100% can get a brioche bun sub on a normal sized double meat.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If Wulaw's math on the previous page was correct - the other 3 members of his party are/were around 20 drinks. 

If that's accurate - not sure how they are going to function tomorrow. 

 

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31 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If Wulaw's math on the previous page was correct - the other 3 members of his party are/were around 20 drinks. 

If that's accurate - not sure how they are going to function tomorrow. 

have to climb back on the horse from the jump tomorrow.  you're just doubling down on the Sunday misery, but shit Sundays something to worry about on Sunday. 

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3 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

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Wade Boggs still leading in the clubhouse.

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If Wulaw's math on the previous page was correct - the other 3 members of his party are/were around 20 drinks. 

If that's accurate - not sure how they are going to function tomorrow. 

Something tells me our TEs are going to suffer for this executive excursion. Or did we clear out the wreath fund?

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1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Something tells me our TEs are going to suffer for this executive excursion.

Cade Brewer's bitches better be earning in these streets. Seeing a lot of grabassing out there.

8 minutes ago, Hozz said:

You 100% can get a brioche bun sub on a normal sized double meat.

We still talking about breffiss?

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

We still talking about breffiss?

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31 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Y'all need to start pounding Pedialyte now or you'll go into liver failure

Time for an impromptu podcast at the moment.

Damn homies. Save some pussy for the rest of us.
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46 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

Liquid IV electrolytes. For the drunks out there, you’re welcome. 

@Wulaw Horn @RGBIII @immamac@Lerka Lerka

He's right you know gif. It's magic. Do it.

The tight ends will be fine with you scraping an administration fee of roughly "tree fiddy" to pay for the juice.

We need you at peak performance because what we really care about are the pictures. We are all counting on you.  Personally,  I need you to take a few pics of the box @F250 will be eating when he bombs in.

Proud of you boys! Epic.

Hook'em 

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I registered just to let you slapdicks know there is an IV clinic on Dickson Street for your inevitable brutal hangovers.  

 

Enjoy Fayetteville.  Looks like you're not having a problem doing that.

 

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Isn't that true of any spot in any state?  The only questions is how long it will take, and from smack dab in the middle of Texas it will take you a while to get out

Nobody likes the guy that over analyzes something funny.


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Ran across this crew of degenerates at JJs.

I’m hanging out with my dancing queen….

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Ran across this crew of degenerates at JJs.

I’m hanging out with my dancing queen….

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ran across this crew of degenerates at JJs.

I’m hanging out with my dancing queen….

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Is that Quinn Ewers? 

I think at least one of you is drunk enough to ride the mechanical boar down the street at YeeHawg.  Walk outside JJ's, turn right, past the food trucks, and you're there.

 

THAT would be a pic worth taking.  Don't worry, the puke will wipe right off the vinyl padding surrounding the pig.  You can get a to-go cup for your drink.  Ask for the ORA cup.  Not kidding.

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Some radio silence in here. Hope the mission hasn't been compromised. 

14 hours ago, Hammerhead said:

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Captain Caveman gonna be more like this in the morning...

"Aw... no more yanky my wanky, the donger need food"

I think our good men are fucking blackout drunk. Let’s hope Wulaw left a spare key out for whoever stumbles home. 

Brisket has entered the chat.  Get the kids out of the house and a couple of days later you’re creeping on a cute blonde in Fayetnam.  Good work sir.

Brisket has entered the chat.  Get the kids out of the house and a couple of days later you’re creeping on a cute blonde in Fayetnam.  Good work sir.

I didn’t have to creep. She did the courtesy of dancing right in front of me for half an hour or so. Friendly folks here.
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


I didn’t have to creep. She did the courtesy of dancing right in front of me for half an hour or so. Friendly folks here.

You're creeping. You're taking pics of a stanger without her consent. 

I'm not complaining but just own it G. 

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I didn’t have to creep. She did the courtesy of dancing right in front of me for half an hour or so. Friendly folks here.

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Considering your companion’s handle, and the sentence structure of this post…so many ways to interpret this. I choose to read as you ordering Immamac to show Fayetteville your butthole. 
I read that as a cavity search courtesy of the local constablary before the night ends
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I didn’t have to creep. She did the courtesy of dancing right in front of me for half an hour or so. Friendly folks here.

To be clear, I was simply impressed with the quick turnaround from the kids leaving the nest to you sleeping in the sex tent.  You are embracing your new reality and I applaud that.

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I didn’t have to creep. She did the courtesy of dancing right in front of me for half an hour or so. Friendly folks here.

Oscar De La Hoya made that move on me in Cabo. Watch your cornhole.  You are in arky. 

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You're creeping. You're taking pics of a stanger without her consent. 

I'm not complaining but just own it G. 

Dude - she want the eyes and attention. She wants to be adored. 

7 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

To be clear, I was simply impressed with the quick turnaround from the kids leaving the nest to you sleeping in the sex tent.  You are embracing your new reality and I applaud that.

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It’s officially game day. See you folks on the other side, thanks for the entertaining thread 😆

 

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5 hours ago, Walte464 said:

How has the aggy become the biggest longhorn in the Rv?

Because Johnny Manziel hasn’t showed up yet to out Longhorn him.

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