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16 minutes ago, Gohogs14 said:

It’s officially game day. See you folks on the other side, thanks for the entertaining thread 😆

 

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Don’t forget to brush your tooth before you go to bed!

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I’ve seen imma rally before. I don’t think they are dead, yet.

It’s zero dark thirty. Wishing our merry band of travelers good night and good luck.

2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

They paid extra for that. 

It’s Arkansas not Mexico oh wait..  

3 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I’ve seen imma rally before. I don’t think they are dead, yet.

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Alabama or Arkansas. Whatever it takes. Y’all have killed poor wulaw.

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

If Wulaw's math on the previous page was correct - the other 3 members of his party are/were around 20 drinks. 

If that's accurate - not sure how they are going to function tomorrow. 

The guys trying to recover the RV in the morning,

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All I have to say after listening to that is that if y’all get in trouble at all just throw the aggy under the literal bus RV.

I want in on the next RV trip. Y'all think this thread is entertaining. 

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I hope this trip never ends. Hook ‘Em Bitches!!!!  

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5 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

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That his needs to go back to the trailer park with that signal

24 minutes ago, Droopy said:

I am fucked up and ready for Sark to stunt on these hoes!!

TEXAS

FIGHT!!!!

🤘🏼

I'm really smashed right now. Send for help.

Jk.

Hook em. 

Horns: 50 - pigs: suck my dick, not enough. 

Bijan with 500 from scrimmage. 

 

 

That is the most pathetic Horns Down I've ever witnessed, and I was at the post-penalty WVU game.

Hang loose man.
11 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I have no idea why this thread isn’t showing up from tapa for me but we just walked in the door and 500 people got to their feet and mother fucked us. I’m in burnt orange head to toe but @RGBIIItryin to get us kilt

Jj’s?  Some bar near campus. Intense. I’m not sure if @RGBIIIgonna make it out alive. I gave a bow, took off my hat and then shot the crowd double rods. 

 

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That whole crew and the RV are going to be on the side of a milk carton before it's all over.

2 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

That whole crew and the RV are going to be on the side of a milk carton before it's all over.

The lap dance is always better when the stripper is cryin’

“Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
Gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
When I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
And polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five
In an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?”

OMG just on page 1 but potential this thread has.

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I woke up in the middle of the night and found this thread and can’t go to sleep.  This may beat Roman’s Great Adventure for best thread ever.  Well, maybe not, but close.

10 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I woke up in the middle of the night and found this thread and can’t go to sleep.  This may beat Roman’s Great Adventure for best thread ever.  Well, maybe not, but close.

Give it time.  There are still over 6 hours before kick-off.

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43 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

Give it time.  There are still over 6 hours before kick-off.

I hope you mean football in general kick off. If you mean the Texas game I don’t envy your search of the cable channels to find it at 11 am. 

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2 hours ago, Soliver465 said:

That whole crew and the RV are going to be on the side of a milk carton before it's all over.

No - this crew and the RV is going straight to a 3 hour, special edition of Dateline: 48 Hours.

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And we are all up!  
time to buttfuck this day and get ‘Er done. 
when I say we are up, I mean that in the sense of everyone’s eyes are open and they are all alive, except maybe @RGBIII haven’t heard from him yet. 
also- I’m a man and 43. These other 3 are 33 years old. 10 years makes a difference with this kind of shit. Son of a bitch these fellas can drink. 

I've thought about giving up season tickets and making road trips instead with the money.  This thread is tipping the scales.  But then again....

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7 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

I've thought about giving up season tickets and making road trips instead with the money.  This thread is tipping the scales.  But then again....

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This is in the retirement plan for the wife and I. She loves football and tailgating, so plan to buy an RV and road trip all the away games and sprinkle in bucket list games as well. 
 

As for today’s game, if Sark is who I think he is and we win this game, my dick is going to break free from my body like a bottle rocket and slam into my wife’s ass in the next room and nail her to the wall! But I won’t notice because I’ll be too high in the clouds from the euphoria of being 2-0 and pissing on the shoes of CFB!  Let fucking do this, gentlemen. 🤘🏼

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Fuck the Pigs, Brocks, and anything in our way.

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6 minutes ago, Droopy said:

This is in the retirement plan for the wife and I. She loves football and tailgating, so plan to buy an RV and road trip all the away games and sprinkle in bucket list games as well. 

You will absolutely love it. Best time of my life was last year the 4 months on the road with my kids and all the fun stuff we did. And this trip has been great so far. 

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This is what Saturday morning is like for me every TX/OU weekend in Dallas. 

You guys are my new heroes:

  • Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him.
  • At that moment man finds his character.
  • And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.

They will tell tales of this legendary trip and it will become lore.

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Just now, immamac said:

Good morning assholes. 

On a scale of toilet to olympic athlete, how's everyone's condition?

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm showered and dressed. Wulaw is up and at em. I haven't seen @scDaeDae or @RGBIII move in a while, maybe I should poke them. 

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well all know Wulaw Sex Tent did that already, sir. 

I'm wondering....

Which one of you comes back missing at least one tooth?

Which one of you comes back with a face tattoo?

Which one of you come back with gigantic cheetah print panties?

And which one of you doesn't come back?

 

After 50 yrs of hard living, I’ve learned an epic beer fart in the morning usually gets the stubborn sleepers going again. 

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How many cholas are in the area? Any?

16 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm showered and dressed. Wulaw is up and at em. I haven't seen @scDaeDae or @RGBIII move in a while, maybe I should poke them. 

Poke them where? I mean you are in Arkansas. 

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

How many cholas are in the area? Any?

Springdale.

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Why am I hung over and all I did was read this?

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

How many cholas are in the area? Any?

 

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Springdale.

 

Siloam Springs, Pea Ridge, Gravette, Gentry, Rogers....

Lots are in the are Vic; but they tend not to congregate in Fayetteville.

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