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18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Poke them where? I mean you are in Arkansas. 

Squeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

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Rumors of our demise were greatly exaggerated. Margarita time BIIIIIIIITCH

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

And we are all up!  
time to buttfuck this day and get ‘Er done. 
when I say we are up, I mean that in the sense of everyone’s eyes are open and they are all alive, except maybe @RGBIII haven’t heard from him yet. 
also- I’m a man and 43. These other 3 are 33 years old. 10 years makes a difference with this kind of shit. Son of a bitch these fellas can drink. 

 

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16 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Why am I hung over and all I did was read this?

Yeah, I'm eating some fresh fruit and drinking a tall glass of pure filtered water each time I open this thread just so that I can make it to kickoff.

On the wrong side of 50.  I used to be able to read RV threads all night and then get up early and start over.  No more.

Been up since 8 last night for work. Gonna grab a power nap then try to keep up. Looking forward to reading the trail of destruction in your path.

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Round 3. IMG_20210911_090620.thumb.jpg.e799df1cf56b39a5f8a5868de759664f.jpg

No pegging sites, I am disappoint

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Just now, Nivek said:

No pegging sites, I am disappoint

They’re literally sleeping in the pegging site. 

2 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

No poking with cock.  Lol

Boop?

1 minute ago, MontereyMX said:

No poking with cock. 

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First blender full of margaritas has been consumed. But it’s 9:30 so I think the other three are behind their pace from yesterday which I believe was 8:30 in the morning. But, I got my first one in before I brushed my teeth today, so I got that going for me. 

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Currently taking a massive (and terrible) shit in this RV community bathroom/shower area…wtf is this box and why is it chained to the wall? I listen to a lot of true crime podcasts and I know this doesn’t end well for anyone if I go look

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6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

First blender full of margaritas has been consumed. But it’s 9:30 so I think the other three are behind their pace from yesterday which I believe was 8:30 in the morning. But, I got my first one in before I brushed my teeth today, so I got that going for me. 

You could easily end up like the bottom pic trying to hang with them…  These are seasoned all day drinking vets, I feel like you are more on the rookie scale.

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Currently taking a massive (and terrible) shit in this RV community bathroom/shower area…wtf is this box and why is it chained to the wall? I listen to a lot of true crime podcasts and I know this doesn’t end well for anyone if I go look

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So you’re just hanging out in the community bathroom taking pics with your pants off. 
 

A Surly tradition like none other. 

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Currently taking a massive (and terrible) shit in this RV community bathroom/shower area…wtf is this box and why is it chained to the wall? I listen to a lot of true crime podcasts and I know this doesn’t end well for anyone if I go look

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What’s in the box??

1. Cut a hole in the box. 

16 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

No poking with cock.  Lol

Wanna know how we know you are not Now This's crusty sock?

3 minutes ago, George said:

1. Cut a hole in the box. 

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Piggie fans today will be much worse than the piglets yesterday. Watch your cornholes.

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6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So you’re just hanging out in the community bathroom taking pics with your pants off. 

A Surly turdition like none other. 

FIFY

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Making my decision to stay at the Fairfield Inn seem much more sound.

18 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So you’re just hanging out in the community bathroom taking pics with your pants off. 
 

A Surly tradition like none other. 

First thing I noticed too.  He takes a shit with his clothes off.  Haha.  And I can only imagine the last old Arkansas inbred that took a shit in there.  Hopefully you bleached that bitch 

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Making my decision to stay at the Fairfield Inn seem much more sound.

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54 minutes ago, immamac said:

Round 3. IMG_20210911_090620.thumb.jpg.e799df1cf56b39a5f8a5868de759664f.jpg

Not a mac. 

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Please clean up the RV before you leave for the day. Trash in the trash, clothes OFF the floor and wipe down the countertops. And make your beds.
 

Love you have a good time and BE CAREFUL. 
 

29 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Currently taking a massive (and terrible) shit in this RV community bathroom/shower area…wtf is this box and why is it chained to the wall? I listen to a lot of true crime podcasts and I know this doesn’t end well for anyone if I go look

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You take your pants off to shit?!?
Savage 

24 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So you’re just hanging out in the community bathroom taking pics with your pants off. 
 

A Surly tradition like none other. 

You're assuming that those are his jorts. Does he wear jorts? Must we consider the possibility that there may be another pantsless man in the room?

4 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

You take your pants off to shit?!?
Savage 

I’d don a hazmat suit and cut a small hole in the back before taking a shit in an Arkansas RV park community bathroom, but to each their own.

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2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

@immamac is 33?  God damn, those were a hard 33 years I guess. 

I’m assuming that over 10% of those years were spent as a college student in college station outrunning aggy indoctrination. Did you factor that in?

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

You're assuming that those are his jorts. Does he wear jorts? Must we consider the possibility that there may be another pantsless man in the room?

He's in the box.

46 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

No poking with cock.  Lol

Can you call it an rv trip without having mushroom stamp wars?

 

 

 

er I mean yeah don’t do that. 

[mention=397]immamac[/mention] is 33?  God damn, those were a hard 33 years I guess. 


Won’t be long and he’s gonna get nailed to a cross.
3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

 


Won’t be long and he’s gonna get nailed to a cross.

 

“Look pa it’s Maxicuhn jayzus and he’s a Lawngwhorn!!! GET EM!!”

Time for the Breakfast of Champions. Chocolate milk and leftover pizza. That's what CHIEF Jr. is eating.

CHIEF

I was worried there wouldn’t be enough seltzer’s in the RV …… I was wrong.



Are you using a Polaroid to take pictures ??

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1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Springdale.

Espringdale, holmes.

58 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

What’s in the box??

the head of Alfredo Garcia

And we are all up!  
time to buttfuck this day and get ‘Er done. 
when I say we are up, I mean that in the sense of everyone’s eyes are open and they are all alive, except maybe [mention=737]RGBIII[/mention] haven’t heard from him yet. 
also- I’m a man and 43. These other 3 are 33 years old. 10 years makes a difference with this kind of shit. Son of a bitch these fellas can drink. 

I’m 53 next month. It’s a challenge to muster the energy to just read this thread.

Carry on gentlemen.
35 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Time for the Breakfast of Champions. Chocolate milk and leftover pizza. That's what CHIEF Jr. is eating.

CHIEF

Little chocolate donuts and cigarettes is the breakfast of champions. 
 

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