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25 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Out of reputation for the day.

If only there were someone in your close proximity that could fix that. 

I’m not sure how I feel anymore. I never pictured @immamac being a homeless Jesus disciple. I picture him more of an extra on the drew Carey improv show.  I have weird feelings 

22 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Not a bad crowd right now at the bar. 
the Arkansas fans who came in and are lying for this shit made a bad life decision. 

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RGB does not seem to be wearing the RV bathroom jorts. That's disappointing. 

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2 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

Guys with the flow and...RGBIII 

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x, -x, hell naw!

34 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

This thread smells of cheese poof farts, stale beer, ball sweat & questionable decisions.

Classic.

How do you know what ball sweat smells like?

2 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

How do you know what ball sweat smells like?

How do you NOT know what ball sweat smells like? 

 

im mean I’m no fart smeller or anything but a dude has to know what ball sweat smells like. 

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Tom Herman seems blasted. Awesome! 😁

Beer this time- not snorting adderral like the real deal Herman. 

How do you NOT know what ball sweat smells like? 
 
im mean I’m no fart smeller or anything but a dude has to know what ball sweat smells like. 
Maybe he's a eunuch?
I’m not sure how I feel anymore. I never pictured [mention=397]immamac[/mention] being a homeless Jesus disciple. I picture him more of an extra on the drew Carey improv show.  I have weird feelings 

Just a slob like one of us.
Tony's is a good spot, owned by good folks.  
There's a secret bar on Dickson St called Ben's.  It is hidden in the back of the tiki bar (to the right of the piano bar), the door is behind the cigarette machine in the vestibule to the right of the main bar. 
 
If you can find a way in there, you will have achieved something.  You might also run into TV people and billionaires.  
 
Thanks for the tip. Couldn't find the bar but there was a midget back there giving 5 dollar hand jobs.




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2 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

Thanks for the tip. Couldn't find the bar but there was a midget back there giving 5 dollar hand jobs.



 

You went down on her, right? 

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Jesus what a tiny middle finger

He's the anti cholly strong. 

2 hours ago, wmr said:

Members can take a few guests.  Best bet is to make a cardboard sign (just steal one from our many homeless) and hang around outside Cannibal & Craft.  It's like an old speakeasy, with hidden chambers and secret rooms once you get inside.  Nice furniture, and stuff college kids would destroy.  I believe a Walton grandson helped start it up a decade ago.  I've been many times, but only with wealthy friends.

 

 

You just tell the doorman Fidellio. Amateur. 

26 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

Guys with the flow and...RGBIII 

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Jesus and his Disciples. Wait until He turns water into wine…

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29 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

Guys with the flow and...RGBIII 

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Welp. RGB has drank himself a lazy eye. 

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Jesus and his Disciples. Wait until He turns water into wine margarita’s…

 

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Fixed it.

32 minutes ago, Ten Bears said:

How do you know what ball sweat smells like?


Well, he is a ghost. 

Can’t wait to see how the walk to the stadium goes… this is going to be one hell of an insane rowdy hyped mob once you guys finish off at Tony’s 

48 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

If only there were someone in your close proximity that could fix that. 

So tree fiddy gets you unlimited rep but burnt ends does not.  C’mon imma. 

1 minute ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

This thread is bad for my liver.

Not mine. In the same vein as pointing out truly impoverished kids to your children and saying “see, y’all have it way better than some do… shit could be way worse”, I’ve been pointing this thread out to my liver and telling it to stop bitching

26 minutes ago, Uncle Boobs said:

Thanks for the tip. Couldn't find the bar but there was a midget back there giving 5 dollar hand jobs.



 

She should keep you busy until kickoff. 

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7 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Can’t wait to see how the walk to the stadium goes… this is going to be one hell of an insane rowdy hyped mob once you guys finish off at Tony’s 

Here's a tip, if you're walking from Dickson to the stadium.  When you get to the edge of campus, at Arkansas Avenue, walk up the steps at the corner of the quad and walk acoss Old Main Lawn.  It is a slope, but gradual.  And that will take you directly towards the NE corner of the stadium, which is where visitors sit.  

 

If you miss this turn and walk straight up Dickson Street all the way, you will walk down another steep hill, and back up another even steeper hill past the Greek Theater, and it's a bitch.  This pic is the up and down section I am trying to spare you from walking.  Steeper than it looks.  Plus, the route across Old Main lawn is shadier, shorter, and prettier.  

 

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2 minutes ago, Stinkpalm said:

Not mine. In the same vein as pointing out truly impoverished kids to your children and saying “see, y’all have it way better than some do… shit could be way worse”, I’ve been pointing this thread out to my liver and telling it to stop bitching

Literally sitting at the bar and laughing out loud at this. 

8 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

This thread is bad for my liver.

 

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1 minute ago, wmr said:

Here's a tip, if you're walking from Dickson to the stadium.  When you get to the edge of campus, at Arkansas Avenue, walk up the steps at the corner of the quad and walk acoss Ole Main Lawn.  It is a slope, but gradual.  And that will take you directly towards the NE corner of the stadium, which is where visitors sit.  

 

If you miss this turn and walk straight, you will walk down another steep hill, and back up another even steeper hill past the Greek Theater, and it's a bitch.  This pic is the up and down section I am trying to spare you from walking.  Steeper than it looks.  Plus, the route across Old Main lawn is shadier, shorter, and prettier.  

 

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Thank you. 

I just drove to 6 beer distributors here in Pennsylvania to find a case of fucking Shiner Oktoberfest in honor of this thread.

I’m drinking in your honor, men.

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7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

She should keep you busy until kickoff. 

Don’t think he specified a gender

16 hours ago, ztejas said:

Wade Boggs still leading in the clubhouse.

May he Rest In Peace.

Here's your goal.  Go up these steps and you'll be headed straight to where you need to be.  Just follow sidwalks and then the crowd.  The simplest and shortest route.  Lots of elevation up and down on the Arkansas campus as you've probably noticed, and while it's ok for youngsters, it is rough on usspacer.png old bastards.  

 

 

1 minute ago, wmr said:

Here's your goal.  Go up these steps and you'll be headed straight to where you need to be.  Just follow sidwalks and then the crowd.  The simplest and shortest route.  Lots of elevation up and down on the Arkansas campus as you've probably noticed, and while it's ok for youngsters, it is rough on usspacer.png old bastards.  

 

 

Wmr… don’t know who you are, but so far if you are a Hogs fan, you and the guy with CP has been the most helpful. Rock on bud!

2 minutes ago, wmr said:

Here's your goal.  Go up these steps and you'll be headed straight to where you need to be.  Just follow sidwalks and then the crowd.  The simplest and shortest route.  Lots of elevation up and down on the Arkansas campus as you've probably noticed, and while it's ok for youngsters, it is rough on usspacer.png old bastards.  

 

 

What are you some kind of guardian angel sent to ensure these boys make kickoff? Member for a day and offering actual advice?
 

 

You’re going to murder them aren’t you?

1 minute ago, Covri said:

What are you some kind of guardian angel sent to ensure these boys make kickoff? Member for a day and offering actual advice?
 

 

You’re going to murder them aren’t you?

I assume that he’s sending them to the gay bars.

NTTAWWT

3 minutes ago, Covri said:

What are you some kind of guardian angel sent to ensure these boys make kickoff? Member for a day and offering actual advice?
 

 

You’re going to murder them aren’t you?

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12 minutes ago, wmr said:

Here's a tip, if you're walking from Dickson to the stadium.  When you get to the edge of campus, at Arkansas Avenue, walk up the steps at the corner of the quad and walk acoss Old Main Lawn.  It is a slope, but gradual.  And that will take you directly towards the NE corner of the stadium, which is where visitors sit.  

 

If you miss this turn and walk straight up Dickson Street all the way, you will walk down another steep hill, and back up another even steeper hill past the Greek Theater, and it's a bitch.  This pic is the up and down section I am trying to spare you from walking.  Steeper than it looks.  Plus, the route across Old Main lawn is shadier, shorter, and prettier.  

 

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These directions check out!

For experienced hikers/backpackers that can walk forever, those hills ain't a shit-- Hell, they're even paved (sidewalks)! Lulz.

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

This kids is sitting at the top of those stairs

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That’s not really fair…. Those kids are sitting all over Arkansas…

8 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I assume that he’s sending them to the gay bars.

NTTAWWT


That would explain that one pic from JJ’s last night. 

College football is so much fun. Just think of the new venues ahead in the SEC!

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