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However drunk you think @RGBIII right now you have underestimated it by at least a factor of 3

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Also somehow my fat ass is having the least problem walking up the hill. 

A&M just had their TD ruled a fumble as QB dive for end zone. Aggy down 7-3 halfway thru 4th.

3 hours ago, wmr said:

Here's a tip, if you're walking from Dickson to the stadium.  When you get to the edge of campus, at Arkansas Avenue, walk up the steps at the corner of the quad and walk acoss Old Main Lawn.  It is a slope, but gradual.  And that will take you directly towards the NE corner of the stadium, which is where visitors sit.  

 

If you miss this turn and walk straight up Dickson Street all the way, you will walk down another steep hill, and back up another even steeper hill past the Greek Theater, and it's a bitch.  This pic is the up and down section I am trying to spare you from walking.  Steeper than it looks.  Plus, the route across Old Main lawn is shadier, shorter, and prettier.  

 

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If you take that route you will go across Senior Walk class of 1995.  Stop and pay homage to the name Carla Carter who is better known in degenerate circles as Kobe Tai.

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

A&M just had their TD ruled a fumble as QB dive for end zone. Aggy down 7-3 halfway thru 4th.

something tells me that's something both horns and piggy can appreciate lol

16 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also somehow my fat ass is having the least problem walking up the hill. 

I might have saved your lives.  You're welcome.

If you take that route you will go across Senior Walk class of 1995.  Stop and pay homage to the name Carla Carter who is better known in degenerate circles as Kobe Tai.

Kobe Tai is a piggy?

Hoping to see some crowd shots soon.  Will be checking in.  You all are doing us proud.

29 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

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RBG looks translucent and like he is mid Ralph. 

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well. i'm glad yall had a good trip.🤘😐

Get that beast gassed up and maybe beat some traffic?

Think I'd rather be RGBIII and have no memory of this

Things were going so well earlier.

Start puking and see if you can start a stadium-wide vomit chain reaction like in Stand By Me. 

Maybe it'll get the game cancelled....

33 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Start puking and see if you can start a stadium-wide vomit chain reaction like in Stand By Me. 

Maybe it'll get the game cancelled....

Barf-O-Rama!

Well this thread sure lost steam.

Watch yer kernholes, buds

Try to not die on the way home.... We will survive this dipshit coach too.

I feel stupid and contagious.  Here we are now, entertain us.

 

Pretty please.

25 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I feel stupid and contagious.  Here we are now, entertain us.

 

Pretty please.

+1

37 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Well this thread sure lost steam.

Watch yer kernholes, buds

Too Late!!

 

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Let this be a lesson to all. Don't waste your time or energy on this trash program 

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RGB3 fell down 6 rows of bleachers. It was an example of kharma not working because he had literally, just 5 minutes earlier, saved an Arkansas fan from that same fate. 
We are back at the rv and going to call it a night I think after the podcast. It’s been a 52 hour bender as of right now, and the juice from a big win would have carried us into the wee hours, but not that. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

RGB3 fell down 6 rows of bleachers. 

The perfect metaphor for the game today.

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My buddy and are have suffered. But we aren’t ready for the suffering to end. We ended up here, because this is what we deserve:

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13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

RGB3 fell down 6 rows of bleachers. 

Holy shit.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

My buddy and are have suffered. But we aren’t ready for the suffering to end. We ended up here, because this is what we deserve:

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Nobody deserves that.  

Fuck, that's a sad picture.

Now go sleep in a warm pillow of your own filth, you’ve got a wonderful hungover drive back to attend to in a few hours.  Lots of time to think about the game. 

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10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

My buddy and are have suffered. But we aren’t ready for the suffering to end. We ended up here, because this is what we deserve:

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I expect you and your buddy got some looks ordering off that Date Night menu. 

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So I’ve gone to games all over the country to watch the longhorns. And I’ve seen us get our ass kicked even worse (Kansas state in 98 really sticks in my mind). I’ve been gutted by losses (tech a couple times) I‘ve been heartened by losses (UCLA in 98- hey maybe we have a QB!) but I’ve never been more disappointed in a loss. 
It’s taking all of my self control not to start the fire Sark thread. Things we thought we were sure that were good about the program (DL for example, and play calling) were awful today and every worst fear we had about WB getting rattled, offensive line being bad, receivers not able to separate or catch the ball, Linebackers being out of position came true. 
I keep telling myself it’s just one loss but... this is really really bad. 

Just wait until you wake up with your hand between two pillows.

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

My buddy and are have suffered. But we aren’t ready for the suffering to end. We ended up here, because this is what we deserve:

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You're sad eating at an Applebee's?  God speed, man.  God speed.

I expect you and your buddy got some looks ordering off that Date Night menu. 

I am telling you 100% truth - there is a Razorback couple next to us on a date.
So I’ve gone to games all over the country to watch the longhorns. And I’ve seen us get our ass kicked even worse (Kansas state in 98 really sticks in my mind). I’ve been gutted by losses (tech a couple times) I‘ve been heartened by losses (UCLA in 98- hey maybe we have a QB!) but I’ve never been more disappointed in a loss. 
It’s taking all of my self control not to start the fire Sark thread. Things we thought we were sure that were good about the program (DL for example, and play calling) were awful today and every worst fear we had about WB getting rattled, offensive line being bad, receivers not able to separate or catch the ball, Linebackers being out of position came true. 
I keep telling myself it’s just one loss but... this is really really bad. 

I want to care. But I just don’t really anymore. Too much suck for too long.

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