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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Our fearless leaders are talking about how hungry they are and here you are teasing  them with such delicious treats…

That's going to be a shitty drive home. I did misread that whole quote from RBGIII about 9/11. Thought it said since not on. Must have been the blurry vision from alcohol and tears. My bad.

37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


We may need something less dignified. Like fried gas station burritos.

Narrator: and thats when he queued up the shart thread....

Narrator: and thats when he queued up the shart thread....

Do we hit a gas station with a fryer? Do we wait till the Whataburger in Durant? Do we hold out till Sherman where we can hit Chicken Express for gizzards? These are the questions we wrestle with.
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Do we hit a gas station with a fryer? Do we wait till the Whataburger in Durant? Do we hold out till Sherman where we can hit Chicken Express for gizzards? These are the questions we wrestle with.

I say do them all, lick the door handles too. See if you can save yourself from another game day experience like last night. 

We are already out of shit hole Arkansas and we are almost to broken bow Oklahoma

Food sucks there too
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From the pictures I've seen, most of y'all can afford to skip a meal or two.

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

That drive through SE Oklahoma is a complete beating.

You can always stop by the gift shop at the Stringtown prison. Fine leather work.

That drive through SE Oklahoma is a complete beating.

It’s depressing AF.

No idea what we’ll do for lunch. We’ve already passed through Kiowa.

The whole Krebs little Italy actually looked interesting, but we passed through too early, and we’re just gonna eat in the car, not sit down.
1 hour ago, immamac said:

We are already out of shit hole Arkansas and we are almost to broken bow Oklahoma

Hochatown has grown and has a brewery now and some restaurants. Beavers Bend State Park has blown up and is no longer a mild secret.

This shitty-assed state (OK) makes it hard to even take a piss. We stop in Durant to get some gizzards….cool, but the dining room is closed. So we head to Valero to piss….pisser out of order. We head down the road to an Exxon….it’s a one holer, and it is VERY occupied. After several minutes, the occupant steps out….okie dude pushing 4 bills, wearing soccer slides. I know it ain’t gonna be good.

Walk into a 10 square foot shitter, and it smells like someone blew mud into a bucket of puke. I piss, cuz I have to. I wash the HELL outta my hands. And we depart for our lunch on the road.

Dude who took our order said “fuck it” when I asked for the spicy seasoning.

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This shitty-assed state (OK) makes it hard to even take a piss. We stop in Durant to get some gizzards….cool, but the dining room is closed. So we head to Valero to piss….pisser out of order. We head down the road to an Exxon….it’s a one holer, and it is VERY occupied. After several minutes, the occupant steps out….okie dude pushing 4 bills, wearing soccer slides. I know it ain’t gonna be good.

Walk into a 10 square foot shitter, and it smells like someone blew mud into a bucket of puke. I piss, cuz I have to. I wash the HELL outta my hands. And we depart for our lunch on the road.

Dude who took our order said “fuck it” when I asked for the spicy seasoning.

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That looks like an autopsy.

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Piss anywhere you want. The entire state is one big toilet. 

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We are getting tacos at a Mexican joint in Diane Texas. Still 3.5 hours to my house and then always for our fearless leader. Fuck this drive is worse than I thought. 

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This shitty-assed state (OK) makes it hard to even take a piss. We stop in Durant to get some gizzards….cool, but the dining room is closed. So we head to Valero to piss….pisser out of order. We head down the road to an Exxon….it’s a one holer, and it is VERY occupied. After several minutes, the occupant steps out….okie dude pushing 4 bills, wearing soccer slides. I know it ain’t gonna be good.

Walk into a 10 square foot shitter, and it smells like someone blew mud into a bucket of puke. I piss, cuz I have to. I wash the HELL outta my hands. And we depart for our lunch on the road.

Dude who took our order said “fuck it” when I asked for the spicy seasoning.

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Bright side, At least you got food. Man the entire ride back for y’all sounds like a damn walk of shame. 

That looks like an autopsy.


Well….it kinda was. Many Bothan chickens died to bring us this box o gizzards.

Bright side, At least you got food. Man the entire ride back for y’all sounds like a damn walk of shame. 


Yeah….cuz it is.

But there’s this, thank god:

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9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 


Well….it kinda was. Many Bothan chickens died to bring us this box o gizzards.



Yeah….cuz it is.

But there’s this, thank god:

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That sign is such a fucking lie. 

32 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We are getting tacos at a Mexican joint in Diane Texas. Still 3.5 hours to my house and then always for our fearless leader. Fuck this drive is worse than I thought. 

Diana Tx north of Longview ??  

Think that's a few miles east of Gilmer...

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


It’s depressing AF.

No idea what we’ll do for lunch. We’ve already passed through Kiowa.

The whole Krebs little Italy actually looked interesting, but we passed through too early, and we’re just gonna eat in the car, not sit down.

That, too.  Nothing there except small, shitty towns and a giant casino in Durant or someplace.  Just an awful stretch of road.

The drive from SA to Plano is roughly five hours.  Plano to Northwest Arkansas is the same distance but seems twice as long.

Fuck that shit food. Stop in Little Elm, I got 10 lbs of fajita and 5 lbs of tablitas along with a pinata full of mini liquor bottles. 

No one is anger drinking off their hangover in the rv?  I guess with the drives home that makes this difficult too.  

Just now, Hook1997 said:

No one is anger drinking off their hangover in the rv?  I guess with the drives home that makes this difficult too.  

Yeah I would be drinking if I didn't have to drive to Austin from Houston. I'm not in bad shape at all, I feel almost normal after those tacos. Can't say the same for scdaedae and RGB though. They look like warmed over shit. 

We are getting tacos at a Mexican joint in Diane Texas. Still 3.5 hours to my house and then always for our fearless leader. Fuck this drive is worse than I thought. 
Even if the trip going up was at a leisurely pace, the trip home will feel twice as long after witnessing that shitshow.
11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah I would be drinking if I didn't have to drive to Austin from Houston. I'm not in bad shape at all, I feel almost normal after those tacos. Can't say the same for scdaedae and RGB though. They look like warmed over shit. 

So RGB looks nothing like this anymore?

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18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So RGB looks nothing like this anymore?

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I want to know if RGB can shape shift his face like a chameleon like Herman in every photo he's in

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

 


Well….it kinda was. Many Bothan chickens died to bring us this box o gizzards.



Yeah….cuz it is.

But there’s this, thank god:

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And right on time, queue the orange targets. 

You fellas might want to mix some Metamucil into some Gatorade once y’all get home.

We are getting tacos at a Mexican joint in Diane Texas. Still 3.5 hours to my house and then always for our fearless leader. Fuck this drive is worse than I thought. 

Where is Diane TX?

Chicken express gizzards are great. I used to get a bunch of the seasoned salt but they never have at the closest one to me any more.

Where is Diane TX?

Chicken express gizzards are great. I used to get a bunch of the seasoned salt but they never have at the closest one to me any more.

Dude gave me like 40 of em. I’ll mail em to ya.

I like the other brand of that seasoning, “Cajun Sparkle.” Sounds like the headliner stripper at a joint in Sulphur.

Did y’all stop in to see Uncle Slayton up on his quarter section by Lake Eufala?

Diana Tx north of Longview ??  
Think that's a few miles east of Gilmer...

That was my thought too. Trying to figure out where they’d get good tacos there.
37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Dude gave me like 40 of em. I’ll mail em to ya.

I like the other brand of that seasoning, “Cajun Sparkle.” Sounds like the headliner stripper at a joint in Sulphur.

pretty sure cajun sparkle IS meth

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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I think we are all a bit dead inside today… 

24 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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I mean, you’re probably dead on the outside too. Smell in the RV tellin’ erryone. 

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Meanwhile imma headed back to HTown…

 

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Anyone else still have the record size rolling paper from Big Bambu’?

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