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Fayetteville wasn't too bad. I was only told f*ck you like 30 times. I was honestly expecting worse. 

 

My favorites from the weekend: 

"F*ck Texas, what's your record vs TCU?"

"see y'all ain't ready for the esss E sayyyyy"

"f*ckin steers and queers" 

Other than the absolute garbage game play from the Horns. Pretty solid weekend. Definitely more fun and raucous tailgating scene than you'd see in the Big 12. 

 

Highlight of the weekend was meeting Quan Cosby in the stands. 

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5 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

Hochatown has grown and has a brewery now and some restaurants. Beavers Bend State Park has blown up and is no longer a mild secret.

When we were back visiting family in Tulsa, we brought back some of the Hochaweizen as my husband really likes it.

I love the rolling hills in eastern Oklahoma, but I get that it's not for everybody.

 

I really do think you all ought to consider another RV road game trip but you simply must bribe or kidnap Mr. Prevail and Ride to accompany you along with his laptop and MSPaint skills. You could probably do a pay-per-view and recoup not only the cost for your excursion, but enough to sit on the sideline and offer "suggestions" to the staff.

Thanks for the recap though, y'all have indomitable spirits.

2 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Lol
 

Unfortunately I have actually eaten there. Not like there are many options in Atoka.  

Bledsoe’s dinner has a pretty solid bacon cheese burger. I’ve never seen anyone finish it in all the years of driving up to my grandma’s house in Bixby or Eufaula for concerts. 

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I appreciate all of you taking the time to let us join in on your trip. This was a damn fun thread…

8 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

I appreciate all of you taking the time to let us join in on your trip. This was a damn fun thread…

Good job guys, it’s been fun.  We need another for ou weekend.  

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I cleaned it for like an hour with my kids. Someone made it rain and their were five singles left on the floor I gave to them. 
also- not a ton of room in my fridges for 80 something beers. We brought so many beers and drank so few. I mean- we did a lot of damage at the bars but I thought we might tailgate more so I bought 84 beers and the other guys brought a bunch too. Most of it got left without being drank. 

15 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I cleaned it for like an hour with my kids. Someone made it rain and their were five singles left on the floor I gave to them. 
also- not a ton of room in my fridges for 80 something beers. We brought so many beers and drank so few. I mean- we did a lot of damage at the bars but I thought we might tailgate more so I bought 84 beers and the other guys brought a bunch too. Most of it got left without being drank. 

Rookies.

24 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I cleaned it for like an hour with my kids. Someone made it rain and their were five singles left on the floor I gave to them. 
also- not a ton of room in my fridges for 80 something beers. We brought so many beers and drank so few. I mean- we did a lot of damage at the bars but I thought we might tailgate more so I bought 84 beers and the other guys brought a bunch too. Most of it got left without being drank. 

 

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I think you guys are confused. We didn’t bring back a shit ton of beer because we went easy or skimped on the drinking. We bring back a shit ton of beer because we drank everyone out of House and home all over Fayetteville. 
seriously, outside of vagrants from Louisiana I don’t know if I’ve ever seen someone go in the kind of bender that @RGBIII and @immamac and the other guy whose real name I know but not his screen name. I would like to think outside of my driving responsibilities I did a fair job keeping up but those guys hate their liver like nobody I’ve ever met. Of we’d have won 40-21 instead of losing by that score songs would be sung about that bender and their grandchildren would tell their grandchildren about the heroics performed this weekend. 

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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Please tell me Banks' monkey is named "Annie's boobs."

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Also- it was a little dicey when we walked into JJ’s and a few times there was a little back and forth but on balance the Arkansas fans were great to us. It’s a new day around there because my respected old timers that have been to games all over certainly told a different tale. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I think you guys are confused. We didn’t bring back a shit ton of beer because we went easy or skimped on the drinking. We bring back a shit ton of beer because we drank everyone out of House and home all over Fayetteville. 
seriously, outside of vagrants from Louisiana I don’t know if I’ve ever seen someone go in the kind of bender that @RGBIII and @immamac and the other guy whose real name I know but not his screen name. I would like to think outside of my driving responsibilities I did a fair job keeping up but those guys hate their liver like nobody I’ve ever met. Of we’d have won 40-21 instead of losing by that score songs would be sung about that bender and their grandchildren would tell their grandchildren about the heroics performed this weekend. 

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6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That sign is such a fucking lie. 

If you don't drive less than the speed limit I'll be friendly.

If you're driving less I'll be an asshole, but only consider a PIT maneuver if you're really deserving.

10mph less than the rest of the cars on the road, including while you're merging, and the a middle finger is the worst you'll receive.  You suck, but shaming is enough.

If you're on a free flowing highway doing 20mph less than everyone else you deserve to die, or at least receive a lifetime suspension of driving privileges.

21 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

Pearl Harbor says hi

On 9/11 when the Germans bombed us?

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also- it was a little dicey when we walked into JJ’s and a few times there was a little back and forth but on balance the Arkansas fans were great to us. It’s a new day around there because my respected old timers that have been to games all over certainly told a different tale. 

Thanks for what you guys did to your bodies. Looking forward to the years ahead and new tailgate scenes. 

5 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I cleaned it for like an hour with my kids. Someone made it rain and their were five singles left on the floor I gave to them. 
also- not a ton of room in my fridges for 80 something beers. We brought so many beers and drank so few. I mean- we did a lot of damage at the bars but I thought we might tailgate more so I bought 84 beers and the other guys brought a bunch too. Most of it got left without being drank. 

and you want to be my mortgage broker 

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Can we get a little more detail on the RGBIII six row plummet during the game?

Well done guys.  Sounds like you all really tore the roof off that RV!

What?  Too soon?

21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 


Well….it kinda was. Many Bothan chickens died to bring us this box o gizzards.




 

 

Gizzards?  That's the equivalent of eating entrails.  Like the poors of old who couldn't let anything go to waste.  Did you cap it off with beaks and chicken feet?

18 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Meanwhile imma headed back to HTown…

 

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Led Zeppelin!!!

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17 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

When we were back visiting family in Tulsa, we brought back some of the Hochaweizen as my husband really likes it.

I love the rolling hills in eastern Oklahoma, but I get that it's not for everybody.

 

I really do think you all ought to consider another RV road game trip but you simply must bribe or kidnap Mr. Prevail and Ride to accompany you along with his laptop and MSPaint skills. You could probably do a pay-per-view and recoup not only the cost for your excursion, but enough to sit on the sideline and offer "suggestions" to the staff.

Thanks for the recap though, y'all have indomitable spirits.

I was thinking they should do future trips as well.  And have it on a "subscription only" thread, where everyone has to pay a couple of bucks to access it and it covers their cost.  Maybe the next one is a trip to TJ with @Zepol87 and @kingkoopa6.  Or grab @Rumblefishstix and sit back and enjoy the ride.

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Gizzards?  That's the equivalent of eating entrails.  Like the poors of old who couldn't let anything go to waste.  Did you cap it off with beaks and chicken feet?

Do you have problems with menudo and mollejas, too?  Because if so, I'm not sure we can be friends...

16 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I cleaned it for like an hour with my kids. Someone made it rain and their were five singles left on the floor I gave to them. 
also- not a ton of room in my fridges for 80 something beers. We brought so many beers and drank so few. I mean- we did a lot of damage at the bars but I thought we might tailgate more so I bought 84 beers and the other guys brought a bunch too. Most of it got left without being drank. 

Just what you need for the next roadie.

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Do you have problems with menudo and mollejas, too?  Because if so, I'm not sure we can be friends...

Menudo is fucking gross.  The flavor is great, until you bite into that rubbery, foul tasting tripe shit.  Give me posole or give me death.

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Menudo is fucking gross.  The flavor is great, until you bite into that rubbery, foul tasting tripe shit.  Give me posole or give me death.

Posole is meh at best. Bleached corn that is edible only because it takes on the taste of the pork fat and chile that it’s cooked with.  Growing up in Northern NM, it was present at any group event.  
Skip the bleached corn and just make carne adovada. That’s the best of what’s in posole without the garbage. 

4 hours ago, dcbc said:

Can we get a little more detail on the RGBIII six row plummet during the game?

Well done guys.  Sounds like you all really tore the roof off that RV!

What?  Too soon?

Haha it was more of a rush to get the fuck out of the stadium than solely due to alcohol but it was definitely a contributing factor

53 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Gizzards?  That's the equivalent of eating entrails.  Like the poors of old who couldn't let anything go to waste.  Did you cap it off with beaks and chicken feet?

If we hit a Dim Sum joint on the way home, I damned well would have ordered some chicken feet.  And my favorite innard is chicken hearts, actually.  Also love me some menudo and mollejas.  Perhaps you missed the part where I explained my mexican-coonass upbringing.  We ate organic: it if is carbon-based, we eat it.

However, the various food and beer combinations from this weekend were NOT appreciated by my wife upon my return home.  Or rather, the intestinal results of said combinations were not appreciated.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

However, the various food and beer combinations from this weekend were NOT appreciated by my wife upon my return home.  Or rather, the intestinal results of said combinations were not appreciated.

These are the typical side-effects of eating in a 3rd world country.  

3 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

These are the typical side-effects of eating in a 3rd world country.  

He literally explained he’s half coonass in the previous post. 

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If we hit a Dim Sum joint on the way home, I damned well would have ordered some chicken feet.  And my favorite innard is chicken hearts, actually.  Also love me some menudo and mollejas.  Perhaps you missed the part where I explained my mexican-coonass upbringing.  We ate organic: it if is carbon-based, we eat it.

However, the various food and beer combinations from this weekend were NOT appreciated by my wife upon my return home.  Or rather, the intestinal results of said combinations were not appreciated.

You gotta be more jovial about it. Like this guy. We all know what condition those of y’all who made the trip came home in—just own it.

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

You gotta be more jovial about it. Like this guy. We all know what condition those of y’all who made the trip came home in—just own it.

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Oh, she was quite happy to have me back, she missed me.  She just didn't miss my lax tailpipe emissions standards.

 

42 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, she was quite happy to have me back, she missed me.

 

You look pretty happy too ... (your collar notwithstanding).

 

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@RGBIIIwonder what happened to the baked kid from Tony's who sold his ticket so he could watch the game with his blonde friend's parents. Little fucker made the right call. Pussy>>>>> dog shit Texas game.  (no pics of said blonde because I'm a man and that's fucking creepy even for my drunk ass)

1 minute ago, ConchoPearlNecklace said:

@RGBIIIwonder what happened to the baked kid from Tony's who sold his ticket so he could watch the game with his blonde friend's parents. Little fucker made the right call. Pussy>>>>> dog shit Texas game.  (no pics of said blonde because I'm a man and that's fucking creepy even for my drunk ass)

Holy fuck I remember this lol in all reality kid passed the fuck out in some embarrassing manner in front of that girls parents and ruined both situations for himself 

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I was thinking they should do future trips as well.  And have it on a "subscription only" thread, where everyone has to pay a couple of bucks to access it and it covers their cost.  Maybe the next one is a trip to TJ with @Zepol87 and @kingkoopa6.  Or grab @Rumblefishstix and sit back and enjoy the ride.

Who’s the guy who did all those nasty ass peanut butter shots?  I could unleash the Amex if he’s the bartender on their next expedition.  

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Haha it was more of a rush to get the fuck out of the stadium than solely due to alcohol but it was definitely a contributing factor


 

No wai!

Boy, this thread sure fizzled.  You guys just gave up after the loss.  That's not how it's done.  That's when you double down and end up pissing on someone's couch in the middle of the night (I may have done this when in college - I then went back to sleep on said couch).

59 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Boy, this thread sure fizzled.  You guys just gave up after the loss.  That's not how it's done.  That's when you double down and end up pissing on someone's couch in the middle of the night (I may have done this when in college - I then went back to sleep on said couch).

What? We did a fucking podcast right after the game drunk as shit and then went to sleep and woke up and drove for 11 hours to get back to houston then austin. We couldn't drink because we were driving home after we got to Houston so we all just got super hung over.

9 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I was thinking they should do future trips as well.  And have it on a "subscription only" thread, where everyone has to pay a couple of bucks to access it and it covers their cost.  Maybe the next one is a trip to TJ with @Zepol87 and @kingkoopa6.  Or grab @Rumblefishstix and sit back and enjoy the ride.

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What? We did a fucking podcast right after the game drunk as shit and then went to sleep and woke up and drove for 11 hours to get back to houston then austin. We couldn't drink because we were driving home after we got to Houston so we all just got super hung over.
Uh, only one of you was driving. And you didn't post game much at all.
52 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
2 hours ago, immamac said:
What? We did a fucking podcast right after the game drunk as shit and then went to sleep and woke up and drove for 11 hours to get back to houston then austin. We couldn't drink because we were driving home after we got to Houston so we all just got super hung over.

Uh, only one of you was driving. And you didn't post game much at all.

We had to drive from Wulaws house back home. Hour for me and three for the others. And ya, wtf were we going to do after the game? Go get assaulted on Dickson? Pass, we had already been drinking heavily for 72 hours straight. I’m still hungover

We had to drive from Wulaws house back home. Hour for me and three for the others. And ya, wtf were we going to do after the game? Go get assaulted on Dickson? Pass, we had already been drinking heavily for 72 hours straight. I’m still hungover
Sounds like excuses to me. But the thread was epic up until gametime.

Tough crowd.  I give it an A+
 

Hell, immamac was still obliterated well into Sunday talking about the great play calling from Sark.  I’m sure Sark himself would be quite proud of that performance.  

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This got moved into here.  I’m assuming because boobs?

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