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10 hours ago, immamac said:

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So this is going to be the complete opposite of Girls Gone Wild I’m guessing.

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Immamac looks like Captain Caveman decided to throw on a $100 UT polo shirt. I hope he brought his fucking club with him to Arkansas, he's probably going to need it. 

Holy shit that's it.  While the Jesus jokes are always funny - Captain Caveman is much more accurate.  

9 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Can you imagine the new strains of SuperCovid that will come from this bus? 

 

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A bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Holy shit that's it.  While the Jesus jokes are always funny - Captain Caveman is much more accurate.  

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Double meat Whataburger w/ cheese & jalapenos and a strawberry shake for breakfast, FTW.

Damn, I bitch about sharing a toilet with my kids on a trip.  You 4+ bastards are sharing this in a 2' x 2' bathroom

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Coming soon to an RV thread near you...

 

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17 minutes ago, stork642 said:

So this is going to be the complete opposite of Girls Gone Wild I’m guessing.  hoping and praying. 

FIFY

I paid my money, I've been waiting at the mall for the last 2 hours to get picked up, WTF??!!??

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I was hoping this was going to happen.

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WE IN THIS BITCH!

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28 minutes ago, stork642 said:

So this is going to be the complete opposite of Girls Gone Wild I’m guessing.

Guys Gone Gay? 

42 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

@immamac has a strong order

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AT 8:11 IN THE MORNING?!?! THINK OF THE TOILET!

44 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

@immamac has a strong order

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43 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That poor RV toilet

As my gran pappy used to say, "What goes in must come out."

27 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

A full day in that RV has got to have a musk @Wulaw Horn will never be able to wash out.

Yeah, the insurance company wouldn't total it out for ripping the entire top off, but I'm guessing they will after this trip. Long play on the insurance scam strong.

Insurance adjuster after this trip be like...

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get that Whataburger Jr lameass shit outta  here!

More appropriate here, then in the game week thread.  Thanks to Will G. at Inside Texas.

 

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59 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

@immamac has a strong order

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that many lines for one burger? Christ you order like my wife.  add this, but remove that, and extra of that other thing...  At least you went inside and didn't ask the driver to try to echo all that shit through the drive through speaker.  

WE IN THIS BITCH!
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You should be in Ashdown by now. Isn’t it lovely there?
24 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

I was hoping this was going to happen.

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Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Arkansas once.

A double meat Whataburger Jr. Ahhh ha ha ha.

19 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

get that Whataburger Jr lameass shit outta  here!

Trying to watch their girlish figures...obviously.


You should be in Ashdown by now. Isn’t it lovely there?

It gets lovelier everyday.

Pull over in the Brookshire’s parking lot and pick me up. Fuck this work shit.
Drink girl at Margaritaville had enormous knockers that were distracting. Wanted to get a pic with her, but it was deemed inappropriate

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

Drink girl at Margaritaville had enormous knockers that were distracting. Wanted to get a pic with her, but it was deemed inappropriate

I think this thread may be in need of some recalibration.

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10 minutes ago, EE2B said:


It gets lovelier everyday.

Pull over in the Brookshire’s parking lot and pick me up. Fuck this work shit.

Waiting

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Immamac looks like Captain Caveman decided to throw on a $100 UT polo shirt. I hope he brought his fucking club with him to Arkansas, he's probably going to need it. 

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1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Tell me you’re gonna die, without telling me you’re gonna die 

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Wulaw selling mortgages while driving an RV is just normal weekday stuff.  Did you turn left towards the fish though?

Why do I feel like I am just counting down till this gets moved to NSAA and letting the chaos ensue  

We we don't see RGB well into a pre-made margarita in this next pick, I'm going to lose faith in this entire endeavor. 

You guys were spotted on your way out of town by our people in Shreveport.

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Well at least My competition is going to eliminate himself by the end of the weekend 

49 minutes ago, immamac said:

Drink girl at Margaritaville had enormous knockers that were distracting. Wanted to get a pic with her, but it was deemed inappropriate

Should have tried to sell her on doing it for the Surl and their international, wide ranging audience, imo

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48 minutes ago, immamac said:

Drink girl at Margaritaville had enormous knockers that were distracting. Wanted to get a pic with her, but it was deemed inappropriate


 

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2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

@Wulaw Hornyou're gonna need to invest in a professional cleaning after this one

User name checks out.

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

We we don't see RGB well into a pre-made margarita in this next pick, I'm going to lose faith in this entire endeavor. 

First batch besides the half gallon @Wulaw Horn made us spill all over the RV and ourselves when he swerved to miss, what I hope was a squirrel or something else more important than the margs

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Waiting
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God damnit. I’m less than 1 mile away and stuck on a damn interview call to hire an engineer. This sucks.
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3 minutes ago, EE2B said:


God damnit. I’m less than 1 mile away and stuck on a damn interview call to hire an engineer. This sucks.

I fucking knew Arkansas didn't have cell phones and cell service. I fucking knew it. 

That is the most shittastick and glorious RV. If you guys happen to bag 4 arkie girls at once things will get complicated. "Here.. just lay on top of these coolers."

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If you guys happen to bag 4 arkie girls at once things will get complicated.

He's got jokes! 

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Proof of life or something, I don’t fucking know. I’m gonna start drinking and see where life takes me

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Made a lightning trip to Porkana

Eating brioche buns in a bag

The texags crew said

"They've gone to his head,

He's wearing burnt orange, what a fheg!"

Christ, you know it ain't easy

 

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