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Did the sex tent make the trip?

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16 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

That is the most shittastick and glorious RV. If you guys happen to bag 4 arkie girls at once things will get complicated. "Here.. just lay on top of these coolers."

I don’t think that’s very high on the list of concerns for this trip. 

12 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

You guys were spotted on your way out of town by our people in Shreveport.

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Additional footage of their journey, you may just notice them on the left

 

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Man...this thread is what I need the next few days.

Am I the only one that didn't know "brioche bun" was a substitution option?

 

Y'all are fucking awesome for photo-blogging this trip.

And one more thing....exxactly who deemed a photo with a big tithed waitress, inappropriate?  WTF?

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Additional footage of their journey, you may just notice them on the left

 

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Somebody’s gotta to go back and get a shitload of dimes.

2 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Y'all are fucking awesome for photo-blogging this trip.

And one more thing....exxactly who deemed a photo with a big tithed waitress, inappropriate?  WTF?

I hope that was an auto-correct - because thats awesome.

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43 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

First batch besides the half gallon @Wulaw Horn made us spill all over the RV and ourselves when he swerved to miss, what I hope was a squirrel or something else more important than the margs

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The sticky floor for the next three days will be awesome.

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I hope that was an auto-correct - because thats awesome.

Holy shit.

"tittied" does in fact auto correct to tithed.

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1 minute ago, CycleTex87 said:

The sticky floor for the next three days will be awesome.

Oh - you think the margaritas are the reason the floor is sticky?

If there's not a bout of fisticuffs with a bunch of surly Arkie fans this weekend, then all will be a waste.

13 hours ago, immamac said:

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I can smell this. Photo 

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1 minute ago, LonghornJones said:

So can. I

Bitch so can I 

19 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Man...this thread is what I need the next few days.

Am I the only one that didn't know "brioche bun" was a substitution option?

 

Y'all are fucking awesome for photo-blogging this trip.

And one more thing....exxactly who deemed a photo with a big tithed waitress, inappropriate?  WTF?

This right here. And “brioche buns”??  Fuck the motherfucking world. 
 

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15 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Everyone meeting you in H-town?  Never really considered the route from H-town to F'ville.  Shreveport is a bit out of the way.

Not too bad. From Houston you just take US-59 all the way north to Fort Smith. 59 crosses I-20 at Longview, so Shreveport is maybe an hour out of the way.

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Are you guys using an IPhone 2 or a potato to take photos

10 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Wasted away again in margaritaville 

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This isn’t how I pictured anyone of you looking. Not a single one. That sex tent is going to be destroyed 

13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Are you guys using an IPhone 2 or a potato to take photos

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Nice!
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This guy fucks


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26 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Not too bad. From Houston you just take US-59 all the way north to Fort Smith. 59 crosses I-20 at Longview, so Shreveport is maybe an hour out of the way.

59 crosses I-20 at Marshall, so it's only about 30 minutes to Shreveport.

@RGBIII @immamac I hope yall have beer and likka for those in the back. You are about to drive the next 2 hours of nothing but dry counties.  Somewhere well North of Mena. 

Also, where are yall parking to tailgate?  If you dont know yet, @ me tomorrow.  It is looking like a buddy might score some lower level seats on the Texas side.  If so, we plan on arriving around 2P. 

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

First batch besides the half gallon @Wulaw Horn made us spill all over the RV and ourselves when he swerved to miss, what I hope was a squirrel or something else more important than the margs

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Ninja what?!?! Shit a Marg sounds awesome right about now. Hook’em, you magnificent bastards!

Also, pos rep on the brioche bun choice. Adding that to my order game.
 

Fuck the pigs. 🤘🏼

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53 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I don’t think that’s very high on the list of concerns for this trip. 

CPAPs get the dream taps

This tread made me go back and re-watch an early episode of the Simpsons where they went on an RV trip.  There is still time to create some parallel lines between this tread and that episode.

"The Simpsons have entered the forest"

                                           - Lisa Simpson

40 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Oh - you think the margaritas are the reason the floor is sticky?

No blacklights or that place would glow like the sex tent.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm going to lose faith in this entire endeavor. 

You apparently missed the first 2 ½ pages

13 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

 

 

While we're on it, nothing pisses me off more than seeing some asshole order 30 things at the drive thru. Bitch, go inside.

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47 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

If there's not a bout of fisticuffs with a bunch of surly Arkie fans this weekend, then all will be a waste.

Surlyhogs?

 

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

2 hours out. I need a shower

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I assume you stand in the shitter and @immamac sprays you down with the sink nozzle?

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

2 hours out. I need a shower

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Mobile sex tent 5 minutes in:

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2 hours later as the stench sets in:

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3 hours ago, NYBevo said:

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We can tell who the givers were on this bangbus and who was receiving.  In the background he seems very unhappy about posing for the after photo, his look screams help me….

When my niece went off to college, I told her that sorority houses are like 4/5 star hotels but frat houses are like homeless encampments.  I think I'll send her a link to this thread as an example.

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

2 hours out. I need a shower

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3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

@immamac has a strong order

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You're eating these in the same day?  Cheeseburger and malt for breakfast followed by a gallon of cheesy poofs?

Dear God, man.

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

@immamac has a strong order

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that's some strong whatagame.....

8am - check

doublemeat - check

strawberry malt - check

critiques:

brioche bun - the fuck?

sliced japs, not grilled - fireable offense

6 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Kinda glad I didn't go on this trip.

Defiantly would have been the leading precursor to heart attack #2.

Nothing defiant bout dat.

10 hours ago, staboner said:

looking good homies. imma rocking the goatherder look may get him crucified over in arkie

I'm a little concerned for his safety, with him showing up like that in Arkansas  on the 20th anniversary of 9/11...

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

You're eating these in the same day?  Cheeseburger and malt for breakfast followed by a gallon of cheesy poofs?

Dear God, man.

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The smell from the backseat was too unbearable.

This thread is awesome.

Reminds me of Roy McAvoy and Cheech headed to the US Open.

I've wanted to do a road trip to Fayettenam but we play them every year in Dallas.

Be safe.

9 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

You're eating these in the same day?  Cheeseburger and malt for breakfast followed by a gallon of cheesy poofs?

Dear God, man.

I was thinking the same.  #teamfuckit I guess for this weekend. 

13 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Kinda glad I didn't go on this trip.

Defiantly would have been the leading precursor to heart attack #2.

Keeping up with this thread might lead to my 2nd heart attack.

28 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

2 hours out. I need a shower

 

 

You guys got the 2 in 1?

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the boys are experiencing the ouachita mountains right about now

i gave counsel to wulaw that with an RV they should consider 45/75 to choctaw in durant then 69/412....  flat, 70mph easy driving.......

but NOOOOOOOOO  they had to get fancy and do this shreveport thing....

can't wait to hear how much fun it was to drive the rv up 271 or 59/259

regardless they should just about now be in or nearing Ft. Smith

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