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Immamac looks like my grandson’s doppelgänger…

 

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26 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Kinda glad I didn't go on this trip.

Defiantly would have been the leading precursor to heart attack #2.

Hey, it was a Whataburger Jr.

37 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

While we're on it, nothing pisses me off more than seeing some asshole order 30 things at the drive thru. Bitch, go inside.

minivan or suv loaded with kids = ABORT MISSION!  EJECT!

I'm not big on steak restaurants cause they are never as good as the ones we grill w/ oak at home. However, Fort Smith has an amazing steak restaurant called Doe's Eat Place. It's in an old stone building and the steaks are truly amazing. 

If any of you ever find yourself in that town, check it out. 

2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I'm not big on steak restaurants cause they are never as good as the ones we grill w/ oak at home. However, Fort Smith has an amazing steak restaurant called Doe's Eat Place. It's in an old stone building and the steaks are truly amazing. 

If any of you ever find yourself in that town, check it out. 

Also Bentonville, Fayetteville, Little Rock, and Greenville, MS.

You'd better be hungry, though.  Lotta food.

I'm not big on steak restaurants cause they are never as good as the ones we grill w/ oak at home. However, Fort Smith has an amazing steak restaurant called Doe's Eat Place. It's in an old stone building and the steaks are truly amazing. 
If any of you ever find yourself in that town, check it out. 

There’s one on Dickson St, but I imagine it will be slammed this weekend.
14 minutes ago, ballrific said:

 

You guys got the 2 in 1?

 

somebody did

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6 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I'm not big on steak restaurants cause they are never as good as the ones we grill w/ oak at home. However, Fort Smith has an amazing steak restaurant called Doe's Eat Place. It's in an old stone building and the steaks are truly amazing. 

If any of you ever find yourself in that town, check it out. 

There is a Doe's on Dickson in Fayetteville as well

1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

If there's not a bout of fisticuffs with a bunch of surly Arkie fans this weekend, then all will be a waste.

Careful - Arkansas is a stabby state. 

34 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Saved for future reference.

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This needs to be a game day sign 

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Immamac looks like my grandson’s doppelgänger…

 

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What's up with the little shepherd boy in background on the shelf with the dildo?

I think we might have an aggy sleeper agent.

Come to think of it, that vase looks a little sensual too.

that's some strong whatagame.
critiques:
brioche bun - the fuck?
sliced japs, not grilled - fireable offense



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43 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

You're eating these in the same day?  Cheeseburger and malt for breakfast followed by a gallon of cheesy poofs?

Dear God, man.

Check the cupboard:

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20 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the boys are experiencing the ouachita mountains right about now

i gave counsel to wulaw that with an RV they should consider 45/75 to choctaw in durant then 69/412....  flat, 70mph easy driving.......

but NOOOOOOOOO  they had to get fancy and do this shreveport thing....

can't wait to hear how much fun it was to drive the rv up 271 or 59/259

regardless they should just about now be in or nearing Ft. Smith

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Shockingly accurate. Also Choctaw sucks ass and you have to pay for booze there and they take a rake. Worth it

1 hour ago, baboso said:

59 crosses I-20 at Marshall, so it's only about 30 minutes to Shreveport.

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Whenever you're about to shit on this RV, remember that its arrival in Fayetteville will instantly rise the human development index of Arkansas.

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Shockingly accurate. Also Choctaw sucks ass and you have to pay for booze there and they take a rake. Worth it

Plus it's in fucking Oklahoma.

2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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Did you see that on channel 29, or channel 40?
 

 

(anyone who has spent time in that neck of the woods should get it)

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

Not ashamed to admit I would have torn up some Denny's after a beer fueled RV trip. 

Do they still have the Grand Slamwich? Shit smacked. 

So you’re telling me that the owner of a website that I cherish as my symbolic third child is run by the forgotten butt baby love child of Jerry Garcia and Che Guevara?

these are heady times man. Heady times. 

Just now, Soliver465 said:

So you did bring the Laotian houseboy along.

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I’m a couple hours late and you assholes didn’t wait? [emoji23]
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2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

First batch besides the half gallon @Wulaw Horn made us spill all over the RV and ourselves when he swerved to miss, what I hope was a squirrel or something else more important than the margs

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No built-in blender. Boo.

I'm not big on steak restaurants cause they are never as good as the ones we grill w/ oak at home. However, Fort Smith has an amazing steak restaurant called Doe's Eat Place. It's in an old stone building and the steaks are truly amazing. 
If any of you ever find yourself in that town, check it out. 

Also, the tamales are on point.
49 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I'm not big on steak restaurants cause they are never as good as the ones we grill w/ oak at home. However, Fort Smith has an amazing steak restaurant called Doe's Eat Place. It's in an old stone building and the steaks are truly amazing. 

If any of you ever find yourself in that town, check it out. 

I can tell you the Doe's in Bentonville is mediocre at best.

56 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Immamac looks like my grandson’s doppelgänger…

 

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57 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the boys are experiencing the ouachita mountains right about now

i gave counsel to wulaw that with an RV they should consider 45/75 to choctaw in durant then 69/412....  flat, 70mph easy driving.......

but NOOOOOOOOO  they had to get fancy and do this shreveport thing....

can't wait to hear how much fun it was to drive the rv up 271 or 59/259

regardless they should just about now be in or nearing Ft. Smith

https://goo.gl/maps/1Hq33JJotQh8aKHv7

 

This. Drove from Tulsa to Bull Shoals in 1980.  Didn't listen to the olds and took the most "direct route" through ther mountains.

Big mistake. Huge. Thought I was gonna yack for 2 hours, nothing but curvy, hilly roads. Very scenic, would have been better off staying on the hiways and buying a magazine.

Passing through Fayetteville right now on my way to Oklahoma for a business trip. Wish I could meet some of you assholes in person but maybe next time. Burn this city to the ground, my friends!!!

6 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

I can tell you the Doe's in Bentonville is mediocre at best.

They used to have one downtown LR but it closed as I understand (bad location with zero parking).  Also the one at Lake Hamilton closed.  Not sure why.  If they would put one on I-30 in Bryant or Benton it would rake.

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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You're gonna pass me. I'll be in a Silver Birch GMC Duramax with my hook ems out the window for the rest of the drive. Throw me a beer


There’s one on Dickson St, but I imagine it will be slammed this weekend.

I’ll wait as long as it takes. My 2004 meal there left an impression on me.
7 minutes ago, markstanco said:

They used to have one downtown LR but it closed as I understand (bad location with zero parking).  Also the one at Lake Hamilton closed.  Not sure why.  If they would put one on I-30 in Bryant or Benton it would rake.

I'll have to give them a second chance but I've grilled a better steak while I was blackout drink and chiefing like Willie

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2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

You're gonna pass me. I'll be in a Silver Birch GMC Duramax with my hook ems out the window for the rest of the drive. Throw me a beer

 

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40 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

@Wulaw Horn @Judge Roybeanbag you like what you see?

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I can actually see tangible fart miasma. 

6 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

You're gonna pass me. I'll be in a Silver Birch GMC Duramax with my hook ems out the window for the rest of the drive. Throw me a beer

What are you, going 15 mph on the freeway?

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

What are you, going 15 mph on the freeway?

I can if that's what it takes.

Lol just passed a broken down rv and thought it was y'all. But it's twice the size of your shaggin wagon

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24 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

We are FINALLY getting a Texas Roadhouse up here. Thank the lort.

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Buddy. I gotta tell ya...if you're prayers are for a Texas Roadhouse to be built, man, I really think its time you get out of Arkansas or wherever the fuck it is you're dwelling. 

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Buddy. I gotta tell ya...if you're prayers are for a Texas Roadhouse to be built, many, I really think its time you get out of Arkansas or wherever the fuck it is you're dwelling. 

5 fucking pages and this is the most honest post yet.

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2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

5 fucking pages and this is the honest post yet.

Disagree. I have had multiple honest and salient posts thus far, sir. But I can't speak to the rest of these heathens. 

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Out of the river and into the frying pan

 

 

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No swimming Where The Red Fern Grows…my ass. 

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