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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Buddy. I gotta tell ya...if you're prayers are for a Texas Roadhouse to be built, many, I really think its time you get out of Arkansas or wherever the fuck it is you're dwelling. 

If you lived here and understood how bad the restaurant selection is you'd be happy about TR coming to town, too. It's cheap, decent food and the waitresses wear daisy dukes. What's not to like?

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3 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

Out of the river and into the frying pan

 

 

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Fuck yeah man! Can't believe you caught a cow in the river but it's Arkansas so anything is possible.

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50 minutes ago, Goodman said:

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Guess y’all have passed me by with the cryptic context.

7 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

Out of the river and into the frying pan

 

 

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No swimming Where The Red Fern Grows…my ass. 

Wait. Why the fuck is that guy doing a gig em? Drown him.

9 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

If you lived here and understood how bad the restaurant selection is you'd be happy about TR coming to town, too. It's cheap, decent food and the waitresses wear daisy dukes. What's not to like?

I think you just illustrated my point without realizing it, sir.

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Guess y’all have passed me by with the cryptic context.

He's saying your grandson looks like a weak man. 

16 hours ago, Dilligas said:

Hopefully not like this 

 

Haha wow I had never seen the matching news clip.  The Michael Strahan intro is pure awesome.

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think you just illustrated my point without realizing it, sir.

He's saying your grandson looks like a weak man. 

You're too good to eat at a Texas Roadhouse? Come to NWA and go have dinner at Colton's steakhouse and you'll be salivating at the thought of TR.

6 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Can't believe I'm the first to post this

 

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There is a guy who lives in Brentwood that is always dressed up like Cousin Eddie and the APD is frequently at his house.  I feel like he needs to be on a future RV adventure.  

11 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Wait. Why the fuck is that guy doing a gig em? Drown him.

Too dumb to throw his guns up. But in an apocalypse, his mildly handy.

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

You're too good to eat at a Texas Roadhouse? Come to NWA and go have dinner at Colton's steakhouse and you'll be salivating at the thought of TR.

What I'm trying to tell you, again from the first post I made, was that I'm too good to live in bumfuck Arkansas. No matter how beautiful it may be...

 

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What I'm trying to tell you, again from the first post I made, was that I'm too good to live in bumfuck Arkansas. No matter how beautiful it may be...

 

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That's fair. They pay my wife way too much for us to move away or we'd probably be in North Texas somewhere. I'd sell my business and move back in a heartbeat.

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

He's saying your grandson looks like a weak man. 

Well, he does have CP, but his attitude isn’t weak by any means.

28 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

Out of the river and into the frying pan

 

 

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No swimming Where The Red Fern Grows…my ass. 

Do you hear banjos?

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Well, he does have CP, but his attitude isn’t weak by any means.

I'm just the translator here, sir. 

Surly is not a thin bunch. 

That is the most shittastick and glorious RV. If you guys happen to bag 4 arkie girls at once things will get complicated. "Here.. just lay on top of these coolers."

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1 minute ago, Deej said:

Surly is not a thin bunch. 

But they only fuck dimes so...

4 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Do you hear banjos?

I did overhear this conversation in this fine establishment in Yellville.
 

 

Fat guy in Razorback T-shirt, “Just put it on there and count to 10…that should be 5 psi. You’ll be alright.”

 

And I got zinged by an ancient army veteran after he found out we were from Texas.

Old Man, “Yeah I spent some time in Texas. Ever hear of Ft. Hood? Right smack dab in the middle of Texas. You know what’s great about that? Any direction’ll get you out!”

 

Fantastic burgers though.

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4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

That is the most shittastick and glorious RV. If you guys happen to bag 4 arkie girls at once things will get complicated. "Here.. just lay on top of these coolers."

Soon.

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Isn't that true of any spot in any state?  The only questions is how long it will take, and from smack dab in the middle of Texas it will take you a while to get out

35 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

Out of the river and into the frying pan

 

 

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No swimming Where The Red Fern Grows…my ass. 

This looks more wholesome than the RV trip.

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This looks more wholesome than the RV trip.

I guess you missed the pic where he flopped out his meat? 

24 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

I did overhear this conversation in this fine establishment in Yellville.
 

 

Fat guy in Razorback T-shirt, “Just put it on there and count to 10…that should be 5 psi. You’ll be alright.”

 

And I got zinged by an ancient army veteran after he found out we were from Texas.

Old Man, “Yeah I spent some time in Texas. Ever hear of Ft. Hood? Right smack dab in the middle of Texas. You know what’s great about that? Any direction’ll get you out!”

 

Fantastic burgers though.

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What sign says:

Blacksheep BBQ Smokehouse & Grill.

 

What aggy reads:

Sheep Smoke.

Whole lotta places round here to Kum N Go, if that’s your thing.

Told my wife about your epic journey and her only response was that she hoped someone has the bail money.

26 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Isn't that true of any spot in any state?  The only questions is how long it will take, and from smack dab in the middle of Texas it will take you a while to get out

Right.  True for any two dimensional piece wise convex surface.  Euclids 69th theorem.   

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1 hour ago, JohnnyRage said:

 

 

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Looks shopped. No way that little branch is holding up that big guy.

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1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Can't believe I'm the first to post this

 

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Got to the rv park and went to set up everything and then pipe to the shitter is broken so so when @RGBIII goes to drop a growler tonight we are going to have a pile of shit right outside our window. 
That RV just got out of the shop after a year in. Fucking PVC pipe. 

8 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’m a fan!

Pic of fan after trip, or tomorrow morning, with structural damage circled:

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4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Got to the rv park and went to set up everything and then pipe to the shitter is broken so so when @RGBIII goes to drop a growler tonight we are going to have a pile of shit right outside our window. 
That RV just got out of the shop after a year in. Fucking PVC pipe. 

Get to work.

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19 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

Told my wife about your epic journey and her only response was that she hoped someone has the bail money.

It's Arkansas. If they still have some of those oversized $80 bills, they should be just fine. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Got to the rv park and went to set up everything and then pipe to the shitter is broken so so when @RGBIII goes to drop a growler tonight we are going to have a pile of shit right outside our window. 
That RV just got out of the shop after a year in. Fucking PVC pipe. 

seems suboptimal but it is arky, so most locals will just figure you're marking territory like the rest of them do. 

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Got to the rv park and went to set up everything and then pipe to the shitter is broken so so when @RGBIII goes to drop a growler tonight we are going to have a pile of shit right outside our window. 
That RV just got out of the shop after a year in. Fucking PVC pipe. 

Yes. I’m sure it was the PVC pipe that was the real problem. 

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Need a marg count @RGBIII

4 per person I believe 

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

somebody did

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Draw a line to the correct answer:

1. Meat Sweats

2. Ass Sweats

3. Full body hairy as shit sweats

 

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

If I can get to Fayetteville tonight can I spoon with you guys?

Wulaw and RGB were the first to rep my post so it looks like immamac will be the little spoon. 

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Mother Of God

 

I love the smell of Nepalm between a strangers legs in the morning…

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