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4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

seems suboptimal but it is arky, so most locals will just figure you're marking territory like the rest of them do. 

..or just use a neighbor's:

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Just now, JohnnyRage said:

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Mother Of God

 

I love the smell of Nepalm between a strangers legs in the morning…

Husbands hide your cousins. 

 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

4 per person I believe 

It's 3:42. What are y'all, Mormons?

59 minutes ago, Deej said:

Surly is not a thin bunch. 

If you want to see thin, you’ll have to go to NSAA for the skinny dipping pics.

1 hour ago, ElChupacabra said:

You're too good to eat at a Texas Roadhouse? Come to NWA and go have dinner at Colton's steakhouse and you'll be salivating at the thought of TR.

Has to be better than Saltgrass Steakhouse. Wasn't impressed with that either really. All chain steakhouses kinda taste the same to me though.

I'm partial to Twin Peaks but daisy dukes are nice for a change of pace. 

Gotta say this thread has been a lot of fun today. Who knew traveling to the land of yokels could be so much win.

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44 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Got to the rv park and went to set up everything and then pipe to the shitter is broken so so when @RGBIII goes to drop a growler tonight we are going to have a pile of shit right outside our window. 
That RV just got out of the shop after a year in. Fucking PVC pipe. 

PVC pipe, PVC glue, and a hacksaw blade. Use a paper towel as the handle.  Yall are embarrassing the rest of us.  

9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Season 19 Episode 13 GIF by The Simpsons

I mean, switching to outhouse style will help you fit right in up in Arkansas. 

Hell, just squat over the sewer hookup hole.  

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

What I'm trying to tell you, again from the first post I made, was that I'm too good to live in bumfuck Arkansas. No matter how beautiful may be...

debatable 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Looks shopped. No way that little branch is holding up that big guy.

no, there's a pole hooked up to his right calf holding him up.

23 minutes ago, markstanco said:

PVC pipe, PVC glue, and a hacksaw blade. Use a paper towel as the handle.  Yall are embarrassing the rest of us.  

Speaking of PVC repair.  

CSB:  After my divorce many years ago, I bought a a six acre lot with an old house on it and of course, I had do some work on it which included some PVC pipe work.  With divorce, starting a new company, paying child support, and a long repair list, I was financially strapped.

I managed to cobble together enough stuff in my kitchen to get by with some simple cooking until one weekend I had my son over for my every other weekend deal.  I thought it would be cool to make burgers out on the grill, which was an old Keg converted to a manual pit.

I got to the part where I needed to slice tomatoes and realized I had literally no descent knife at all.  So I ended up cleaning up my PVC saw and got the tomatoes sliced with that.  I was pretty pissed at first wallowing in my own misery and cursing my ex wife under my breath until I just started laughing out loud at my predicament.  A hack saw probably would have been better, but oh well.  Moral of the story, is those things can come in handy as you are now finding out.

Bud Light salutes you  RV trip of Awesome to Fayetnam shiterless RV guys.

 

Speaking of PVC repair.  
CSB:  After my divorce many years ago, I bought a a six acre lot with an old house on it and of course, I had do some work on it which included some PVC pipe work.  With divorce, starting a new company, paying child support, and a long repair list, I was financially strapped.
I managed to cobble together enough stuff in my kitchen to get by with some simple cooking until one weekend I had my son over for my every other weekend deal.  I thought it would be cool to make burgers out on the grill, which was an old Keg converted to a manual pit.
I got to the part where I needed to slice tomatoes and realized I had literally no descent knife at all.  So I ended up cleaning up my PVC saw and got the tomatoes sliced with that.  I was pretty pissed at first wallowing in my own misery and cursing my ex wife under my breath until I just started laughing out loud at my predicament.  A hack saw probably would have been better, but oh well.  Moral of the story, is those things can come in handy as you are now finding out.
Bud Light salutes you  RV trip of Awesome to Fayetnam shiterless RV guys.
 

Reeeeeeal tomato ketchup Eddie?
7 hours ago, MIkeHoncho said:

that many lines for one burger? Christ you order like my wife.  add this, but remove that, and extra of that other thing...  At least you went inside and didn't ask the driver to try to echo all that shit through the drive through speaker.  

So, you're saying your wife routinely Outwhataburgers you?

1 hour ago, Deej said:

It's Arkansas. If they still have some of those oversized $80 bills, they should be just fine. 

They asked for change for one of those and got back three $23's and an $11. 

16 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

They asked for change for one of those and got back three $23's and an $11. 

...in Confederate money.

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I have no idea why this thread isn’t showing up from tapa for me but we just walked in the door and 500 people got to their feet and mother fucked us. I’m in burnt orange head to toe but @RGBIIItryin to get us kilt

Awesome thread... keep the pics coming 😋

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I have no idea why this thread isn’t showing up from tapa for me but we just walked in the door and 500 people got to their feet and mother fucked us. I’m in burnt orange head to toe but @RGBIIItryin to get us kilt

The door to what? Y'all need to work on your play by play.

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I have no idea why this thread isn’t showing up from tapa for me but we just walked in the door and 500 people got to their feet and mother fucked us. I’m in burnt orange head to toe but @RGBIIItryin to get us kilt

Should have brought me with you guys. I'm pretty good at security. I know how to use a bow staff 

16 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Wasted away again in margaritaville 

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Y'all motherfuckers are some hairy motherfuckers.

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I’ve been to at least 40 away games in my life.  Never had that reception. This place is a powder keg. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I’ve been to at least 40 away games in my life.  Never had that reception. This place is a powder keg. 

Where are you?

So what is the proposed shenanigans for this evening? Does it involve getting the RV set on fire or is that planned for tomorrow evening?

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

The door to what? Y'all need to work on your play by play.

Jj’s?  Some bar near campus. Intense. I’m not sure if @RGBIIIgonna make it out alive. I gave a bow, took off my hat and then shot the crowd double rods. 

Dickson Street is a bunch of punk ass college kids.  They talk a big game but they won't do anything.  Just give them shit back.

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1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Dickson Street is a bunch of punk ass college kids.  They talk a big game but they won't do anything.  Just give them shit back.

That’s my thought and that’s the plan. 

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Where are you?

Good idea with the questions.

This is the secret communication channel we and the police can use when the gang gets abducted.

I’ve been to at least 40 away games in my life.  Never had that reception. This place is a powder keg. 

I’ve seen us play at a lot of cool away game locations but not as many as some of you. One piece of advice I got from an old timer season ticket Foundation member: don’t go to the game at Arkansas.

Enjoying all the updates so far. Good luck. We’re all counting on you.
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So, what I didn’t know is our fearless leader @immamacwalked in shouting Texas Fight. We aren’t exactly subtle up in here. 

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I'm  going honkytonkin. I likely won't be sober until around kickoff. I live this tread with this:

 

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB

If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

4 per person I believe 

Rv repair on a bender. What could go wrong?

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, what I didn’t know is our fearless leader @immamacwalked in shouting Texas Fight. We aren’t exactly subtle up in here. 

Morgan Freeman Good Luck GIF

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s my thought and that’s the plan. 

Point to Immamac and tell them it's the second coming of Jesus. (First time was earlier in the RV.)

24 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I'm  going honkytonkin. I likely won't be sober until around kickoff. I live this tread with this:

 

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB

If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.

Whose balls is she grabbing?  The husband’s or the guy trying to smite him?  The instructions are unclear. 

Ask the bartender if he can handle a bourbon Manhattan, up, not too cold with just a splash of vermouth. Then try it and tell him you aren't paying for it and see if you make it out alive.

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Imma show this town my butthole before the night ends

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Imma show this town my butthole before the night ends

Considering your companion’s handle, and the sentence structure of this post…so many ways to interpret this. I choose to read as you ordering Immamac to show Fayetteville your butthole. 

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59 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, what I didn’t know is our fearless leader @immamacwalked in shouting Texas Fight. We aren’t exactly subtle up in here. 

How has the aggy become the biggest longhorn in the Rv?

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Considering your companion’s handle, and the sentence structure of this post…so many ways to interpret this. I choose to read as you ordering Immamac to show Fayetteville your butthole. 

The King James interpretation.

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’ve been to at least 40 away games in my life.  Never had that reception. This place is a powder keg. 

I’ve been to probably 2/3s as many and never had a single problem.  They’ll look at you funny, maybe even boo, but will go about their business if you’re not an asshole.  
 

csb we did an RV trip like this to Missouri (the Fozzy game) and by the end of the weekend the Alumni parked next to us partied and feed our whole group of 14.  We also hit up the KC Denver game on the way home.  

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4 minutes ago, SDG said:

I’ve been to probably 2/3s as many and never had a single problem.  They’ll look at you funny, maybe even boo, but will go about their business if you’re not an asshole.  
 

csb we did an RV trip like this to Missouri (the Fozzy game) and by the end of the weekend the Alumni parked next to us partied and feed our whole group of 14.  We also hit up the KC Denver game on the way home.  

Yes. This has always been my experience. Doesn’t feel that way today. 

4 hours ago, ElChupacabra said:

If you lived here and understood how bad the restaurant selection is you'd be happy about TR coming to town, too. It's cheap, decent food and the waitresses wear daisy dukes. What's not to like?

 

Anybody that's got a problem with Texas Roadhouse just isn't a happy person.

 

3 minutes ago, Augustus said:

 

Anybody that's got a problem with Texas Roadhouse just isn't a happy person.

 

I mean, I’m pretty damn happy. 

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