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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Should have brought me with you guys. I'm pretty good at security. I know how to use a bow staff 

 

Don't think a bow staff gonna work well with this crowd...

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I’m pretty damn happy. 

 

That's all that really matters.  Peace be unto you, my friend.

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My gf has been on me the last few years (especially since we moved to Arizona) to get an RV.  

This thread may have tipped the scales.

Which one (two) of you is sleeping in the sex tent?  Tell me Wulawhorn brought the sex tent.

Just now, dcbc said:

Which one (two) of you is sleeping in the sex tent?  Tell me Wulawhorn brought the sex tent.

The RV is the sex tent man. 

5 minutes ago, Augustus said:

My gf has been on me the last few years (especially since we moved to Arizona) to get an RV.  

This thread may have tipped the scales.

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9 hours ago, immamac said:

Can't get brioche bun on full size. 

I thought I saw that you could.  It was in the app. when I looked.  Or maybe you can but it ain't whattasized.

2 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Which one (two) of you is sleeping in the sex tent?  Tell me Wulawhorn brought the sex tent.

If @RGBIII is trying to show the town his butthole, I don't think the tent is needed.

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

I thought I saw that you could.  It was in the app. when I looked.  Or maybe you can but it ain't whattasized.

This is pure Texas epicurean discussion.

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9 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Gonna get the pepper jack cheese, pepper jack cheese.

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2 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I thought I saw that you could.  It was in the app. when I looked.  Or maybe you can but it ain't whattasized.

You have to show them your butthole. 

12 minutes ago, Augustus said:

My gf has been on me the last few years (especially since we moved to Arizona) to get an RV.  

This thread may have tipped the scales.

Which way?  

7 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Not too bad. From Houston you just take US-59 all the way north to Fort Smith. 59 crosses I-20 at Longview Marshall, so Shreveport is maybe an hour 40 minutes out of the way.

FIFY

4 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Which way?  

Sorry, didn't realize that was ambiguous.

Definitely toward purchasing.

10 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Sorry, didn't realize that was ambiguous.

Definitely toward purchasing.

I was being facetious. 

Looks like a few of those dudes want their hands sawed off and made into a margarita in the blender.

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20 minutes ago, markstanco said:

@RGBIII tickets acquired. Headed out in the morning. Should be at the stadium by 2. 

Go to Tony’s. Open bar from 11-4. We have it locked down. 

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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This is a dead give away it’s an SEC school….

 

Please tell me this annual big game RV road trip is going to become a Surly ritual. I live in between OSU and Michigan (and not that far from UK really) and meeting up with you guys with an RV would be a blast.

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34 minutes ago, Augustus said:

My gf has been on me the last few years (especially since we moved to Arizona) to get an RV.  

Man, she must really want an RV. 

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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In Arkansas, that guy is an Astrophysics major

Just now, TornACL said:

In Arkansas, that guy is an Astrophysics major

In Arkansas, that guy might be a girl. 

4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Isn't that true of any spot in any state?  The only questions is how long it will take, and from smack dab in the middle of Texas it will take you a while to get out

The sun has riz, the sun has set, and here we is in Texas yet

1 hour ago, Walte464 said:

How has the aggy become the biggest longhorn in the Rv?

Some Aggies are not aggy. 

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10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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This is what happens 20 years after eyes lock across the room at a family reunion.

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

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That actually looks like a cool venue.

Most of those kids in the bar are from Katy, Richardson, and Round Rock anyway. 

Immamac need to beware of those cousin fuckers.

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3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Hell, just squat over the sewer hookup hole.  

Is there a trailer hookup?  Set up a bumper dumper.

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Some Aggies are not aggy. 

Yea all of this. He was one that figured it out.
21 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Dickson Street? Which one of you is this at the end of the night?

 

Can’t believe I forgot he cried. No way our crew cries. 

1 hour ago, Walte464 said:

How has the aggy become the biggest longhorn in the Rv?

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She's either waiting for a load from the Surly tour bus or they're throwing out chicken wings from behind the bar.

 

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2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, what I didn’t know is our fearless leader @immamacwalked in shouting Texas Fight. We aren’t exactly subtle up in here. 

 

 

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46 minutes ago, Deej said:

You have to show them your butthole. 

Can I do this in the app?  I'm new to the Whataapp

Just now, dcbc said:

Can I do this in the app?  I'm new to the Whataapp

Just pull up to the window and show them your brown eye. 

31 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I was being facetious. 

Sometimes I'm kind of autistic in such situations

12 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Yea all of this. He was one that figured it out.

Benedict Aggie.

He definitely won't be updated the next time we change the secret handshake.

35 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Dickson Street? Which one of you is this at the end of the night?

 

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35 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

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This is fantastic.

Nothing in the world like college football, and nothing in college football like a road trip.

Just now, Augustus said:

Benedict Aggie.

He definitely won't be updated the next time we change the secret handshake.

At least he kept his jizz jar. What do you think the cheese puffs are in?

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35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Dickson Street is a bunch of punk ass college kids.  They talk a big game but they won't do anything.  Just give them shit back.

Half them bitches from Dallas.

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