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7 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Benedict Aggie.

He definitely won't be updated the next time we change the secret handshake.

Yeah. He’s rally going to miss out on those club meetings at Texas Roadhouse too, I’m sure. 

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37 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Jimbo's kid grew up to be a fan of piggy? Strange.

 

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Jimbo's kid grew up to be a fan of piggy? Strange.
 
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Meant to quote pic above.
She's either waiting for a load from the Surly tour bus or they're throwing out chicken wings from behind the bar.
 
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5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Jimbo's kid grew up to be a fan of piggy? Strange.

 

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That Tax Slayer Gator Bowl patch is sick. 

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

If anyone asks you guys to go to Eureka Springs, run. Fast. 

We are past the point of our fearless leaders running. 

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52 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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45 minutes ago, Deej said:

She's either waiting for a load from the Surly tour bus or they're throwing out chicken wings from behind the bar.

 

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She's getting ready to audition for dancing bear

Home drunk and jealous.  Take my money because I’m living vicariously through you glorious bastards.  (I’m like 99% sure that’s why your wives let you go.  “This is a business trip”…).  

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3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So, what I didn’t know is our fearless leader @immamacwalked in shouting Texas Fight. We aren’t exactly subtle up in here. 

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4 minutes ago, SDG said:

Home drunk and jealous.  Take my money because I’m living vicariously through you glorious bastards.  (I’m like 99% sure that’s why your wives let you go.  “This is a business trip”…).  

Yeah, that's the reason.

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Later, back at the RV,

 

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44 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah. He’s rally going to miss out on those club meetings at Texas Roadhouse too, I’m sure. 

 

This does not seem happy, Sydney

Meanwhile, there was a Texas Ex reception at Crystal Bridges in Bentonville.  Interesting juxtaposition.....

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

1) That is amazing

2) wulaw looks shitfaced. If he passes out to guys might be fucked. 
 

3) I’m not sure ordering bone marrow in Arkansas was a good idea? Like sushi in nebraska. 

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

 

This does not seem happy, Sydney

Wrong. Typing that out made me very happy. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Wrong. Typing that out made me very happy. 

Perspective is everything I suppose.

So apparently I am in a section they want people to wear red for the flyover. I didn’t think I had a red shirt nor did I want to wear one.

So, I will have my alright alright alright shirt on 5 minutes after it happens, but I did find a red shirt to wear.

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So apparently I am in a section they want people to wear red for the flyover. I didn’t think I had a red shirt nor did I want to wear one.

So, I will have my alright alright alright shirt on 5 minutes after it happens, but I did find a red shirt to wear.

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6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

1) That is amazing

2) wulaw looks shitfaced. If he passes out to guys might be fucked. 
 

3) I’m not sure ordering bone marrow in Arkansas was a good idea? Like sushi in nebraska. 

I am by far the soberest person here. I had to drive so they were all 8 drinks in front of me. 

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Also- I’m not sober. I’m 12? At least drinks in. 

2 hours ago, Augustus said:

My gf has been on me the last few years (especially since we moved to Arizona) to get an RV.  

This thread may have tipped the scales.

Do it but make sure you get a small tent to set up outside.  Guaranteed sexy time if you have a tent. 

Why am I showing up as 350 when I’m OG burnt ends.  @immamac when you sober up you have some fixen to do.  

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Also- I’m not sober. I’m 12? At least drinks in. 

Combine that with your healthy diet today and you may not make it to kickoff tomorrow.

Also- I’m not sober. I’m 12? At least drinks in. 

This is awesome
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That is the most pathetic Horns Down I've ever witnessed, and I was at the post-penalty WVU game.

Who uses their thumb for one of the horns? I think she wants something from you, Immamac.

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

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At least you made it to Theo's.  You've been eating shit all day.

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:


You realize they spit in your food don’t you.

It looks like they puked pineapple on it. 

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4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

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2 minutes ago, markstanco said:


You realize they spit in your food don’t you.

pretty sure that she is showing you thats what it looks like when you have three fingers inside her 

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

At least you made it to Theo's.  You've been eating shit all day.

How dare you talk ill of utz cheese balls sir

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Shit... they've entered  "Village of the Damned"

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1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

Bitch in black hanging up a phone or what?

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5 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

Careful, @immamac.  Those are sex tent eyes. 

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Roasted Marrow is the nectar of gods. 

17 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

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