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Gooood morning, assholes. It's Friday . . . .

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From Brentwood, reading cases and shit on Westlaw . . . .

 

TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hungover as balls on the shore of North Carolina's Neuse River...

FIGHT!!!

From the fairway on the original #4 in Onion Creek

 

TEXAS!!!!!

From Whataburger drive through….

Fight!!!

Edited by 4th&Five

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16 minutes ago, immamac said:

From the couch in the RV somewhere in Arkansas.

FIGHT

Watch your conrnhole, @immamac . . . .

TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Watch your conrnhole, @immamac . . . .

TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Nashville, TN, where they root for the MF'ing wrong "UT"

FIGHT!!!

36 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

 

TEXAS!

from the home office in the burbs

From the office in Dallas. didn't see this thread. SO FUCKING HYPED!! PULLED PORK FOR DINNER!

TEXAS!!!

1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

From being confused on why there's 2 threads...

FIGHT!!!

Finally moved in to Dallas and getting my real life post-college going 

 

TEXAS!!!

Edited by Mason Ramsey

1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

From being confused on why there's 2 threads...

FIGHT!!!

Accidentally started a second one because I didn't read through the first page. Oh well, double down on the pigs!

FIGHT!

From the stink hole known as Sealy Texas.

TEXAS

Edited by SHOOTER12

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46 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Accidentally started a second one because I didn't read through the first page. Oh well, double down on the pigs!

You're cool, man.  I started mine later than my normal Friday sunrise thread.

FIGHT!!!!!!

 

From Cowtown about to head to lunch..

TEXAS!![emoji869]

From my Zoom meeting...

 

FIGHT!!!

Edited by Izhmash
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From my laptop “working” and doing everything I can to stay focused on not drinking or smoking a J too early. 
 

fight
 

All Gas. No Brakes.

Pull some PORK, motherfuckers!

from the Majestic Hill Country...

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TEXAS !!!

From down here in Austin, Texas baby...

FIGHT 

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14 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

from the Majestic Hill Country...

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TEXAS !!!

Thigh.

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

From the strenco alone as Sealy Texas.

TEXAS

25 miles west of you at Schobels’ in Columbus 

TEXAS

Edited by Duke Silver
Not good at cardinal points

From the banks of the Serchio, coming to terms with the prospect of 1AM alarm clock beers... FIGHT!

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2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

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I’m sorry, what were we saying?

Front the mean streets of Helotes,  TX.

 

TEXAS!!!

3 hours ago, Droopy said:

smoking a J too early. 

That doesn't exist. I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more.

FIGHT!!!!

Edited by ElChupacabra

From UTSA.

FIGHT!

Resident asshole Steel Shank reporting in from lovely South Austin -

 

TEXAS!

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