September 11, 20214 yr Popular Post Today is a wonderful day all across the great state of Texas and the horrific shithole (with some nice scenery) of Arkansas. The weather is damn near perfect, and we have ourselves some hogs that need hunting. We have ourselves a full day of gorgeous weather and a slate of appetizing games to hold us over as we anxiously await watching the Texas Longhorns absolutely gorilla boof the razorbacks. Arkansas is coming off of a hard fought game against the world beaters that are Rice. Struggling to pull away until well into the 4th quarter, they were led by their huge quarterback who's name is largely irrelevant, because it doesn't seem like he's able to throw a forward pass. The defense will be looking to stop Bijan Robinson with all of their effort, and they will be super confused when "Bijan" takes the field as #5 on the defense. This week we can expect a lot more of what we got a taste of last week, a high octane all gas no brakes team that is on the attack. Hudson Card will be leading the Longhorns today at QB1, where he is expected to throw for "a fuckton" of yards. We have all of our offensive weapons healthy and ready to go. Bijan Robinson will be looking to make this a statement game for the season, because he is in fact SEC ready. On Defense we will see a relentless harassment of the piggies in the backfield, and I'm not even sure they will complete a pass. The Burnt Ends will play a critical role in this game, and it's safe to assume that there will be at least 1TD on the "Touchdown Play" to Cade Brewer. We are fully funded and IN THE BONUS MONEY, so show the Tight Ends some love as they go hog hunting. Horns up, it's gameday baby! Fire up your smokers, crack a can of your favorite beverage and get ready to watch the Longhorns. Hook 'Em P.S. For $10/mo you can be a part of the Burnt Ends and support our Tight End room. Sign up here! https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/burnt-ends-nil-program/
September 11, 20214 yr I know I’m fucking high but where is everyone? Fuck these Hogs!!!! Hook’em Horns!!!
September 11, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Izhmash said: All Gas, No Brakes!! Certainly the case at the bar by the looks of the tab.
September 11, 20214 yr Ok. This tennis chick is cute and has a nice accent, but f off and get onto the football game.
September 11, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: Texas!!!!!! FIGHT!!! Fuck arky, let's curb stomp these bitches
September 11, 20214 yr All I have to say is @Handcruser can go fuck himself for his bleeding vag display hate starting a game thread. Drink a cold Coors Light and chill you fuck.
September 11, 20214 yr WE'RE 'BOUT TO DEVASTATE THE STATE OF ARKANSAS WORSE THAN OPIOID ADDICTION HOOK FUCKIN 'EM Edited September 11, 20214 yr by touchthemonolith
September 11, 20214 yr Oh boy! We get to listen to Joe Tesitore ramble on endlessly for the next 3+ hours!!!!!
September 11, 20214 yr Ever get a bad vibe from the opening shot of a broadcast? I just got one of those. Jesus we better not lose this.
September 11, 20214 yr Just now, Helobious said: Ever get a bad vibe from the opening shot of a broadcast? I just got one of those. Jesus we better not lose this. No I’m not a pussy.
September 11, 20214 yr Just now, Helobious said: Ever get a bad vibe from the opening shot of a broadcast? I just got one of those. Jesus we better not lose this. Calm down- those losers get super amped when we come to town. Their team sucks
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