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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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#1603
Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Better get the schedules out and mark a L' next to @ TCU, OU, and @ ISU.

Yup. And with the rest of the conference playing their weekly super bowl against us, we could lose 8-9 games very easily.

#1606

Guys look at what this game is doing to us. It’s tearing us apart snd now we are fighting with each other 

Edited by Sgt Hulk

#1607
2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m thinking final score is gonna be around 30-10 

So we outscore them the 2nd half….all is well!!

#1608
11 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

SFA is currently leading by 6 over pounding Tech. Go watch that. It’s better football.

 

#1610
I'm trying to think of a more embarrassing half of football on offense in the last 11 years. That was horrible. All things considered the defense was stout to only give up 16 

We were down to TCU 30-0 after 1Q in 2015.

The fact that I’m being forced to recall this memory does not speak well for this game, however.
#1612
3 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

It’s been a problem since I was in school many decades ago, our players start smelling their own farts and believe we are fucking entitled to good shit. Only Vince was able to break that culture, and the remnants of that mentality remained thru Colt’s tenure, then dissipated into the wind. 

No program eats Parcell’s poison cheese like our weak minded players. Fuck. 

whoa.  not since "fat little girlfriends" speech have truer words been spoke. 

#1618
2 minutes ago, Modessit said:
7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

This guy fucks (his hand)

#1619
5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

It’s been a problem since I was in school many decades ago, our players start smelling their own farts and believe we are fucking entitled to good shit. Only Vince was able to break that culture, and the remnants of that mentality remained thru Colt’s tenure, then dissipated into the wind. 

No program eats Parcell’s poison cheese like our weak minded players. Fuck. 

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#1620
2 minutes ago, Modessit said:
7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

This guy fucks (his hand)

#1621
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

This is one of those times when I wish I had a hot tub…

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#1622
10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
12 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:
Imagine openly rooting against the starting QB of the team. Yikes. 

I'm not rooting against him but he fucking sucks. And if he's the best we got, then we are in serious trouble. This dude can't even gain a 1st down. Even a low rank Arky team doesn't even respect him. See what Casey has.

Honestly, how will Casey fair any better behind this garbage Oline?

#1624

It really blows my mind that every year.  every fucking year, these kids are told that the Texas game is our opponents super bowl every fucking week. and for the last 11 years at least our players act like they are stunned that they are playing against a team that wants to beat them every week.

 

They seem competley stupified that its gonna be a hard game.

 

I just dont get how our players get surprised every fucking year that they cant just walk over the opponent. 

#1626
We are either extremely predictable or our play call signals are lazy and easy to read, because they keep making the correct defensive checks a lot

This. They seem to have a good read on what’s coming and make confident looking adjustments
#1627
2 minutes ago, Modessit said:
7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

One of my, uh my friend’s favorite documentaries…

#1628

FTR you all are little bitches

Just put $30 on the Texas moneyline +400

See you in a couple hours when I’m $120 richer!

#1630
2 minutes ago, Modessit said:
7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

One of my, uh my friend’s favorite documentaries…

#1632

I dont see a fire sark thread (bumped if it already exists) on the football board. The chicken littles be slacking!!!!!

#1633

Predict the opening series.  
 

bijan off tackle for 5

incomplete pass

holding 

card sacked 

punt 

#1634
1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

it was a bad half, luckily we play another.  I haz faith

Let's have a little faith, exactly.  What could possibly go wrong?

#1635
Just now, Azbadlands said:

Honestly, how will Casey fair any better behind this garbage Oline?

He can run for his life slightly better. 

#1636

The problem is much worse than a pussy O-Line and a washed QB.

This is a major coaching issue, to the point it looks like a foundational flaw. These guys are not executing at all, making horrible mistakes including untimely penalties, and simply don't look interested in the slightest. I don't think they're playing "afraid", they just don't want to be there..

Expect locker-room drama to distract the team the rest of the season.

#1637
2 minutes ago, Modessit said:
7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

One of my, uh my friend’s favorite documentaries…

#1638
Just now, taybo20 said:

I’m getting Texas bowl vibes and I was at that disaster

Same. I was at that one, and im at this one. This thread is better than the game tbh

#1639
3 minutes ago, Modessit said:
8 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

One of my, uh my friend’s favorite documentaries…

#1643

Hell guys, wish I was as confident as ya'll are negative. Ya'll have come back and beat us more times than I care to remember. 

 

 

#1644
12 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

We are lucky it is just a 2 score game. We just need to stop them from driving and we need to execute our plays. The Oline needs to fucking get the lead out and beat the fucks they are up against. Shit, they are not a better squad. Beat them on play at a time, Oline. Fucking help your young QB get some breathing room. 

Yes, they apparently are. 

#1647

Oh yeah I forgot, thank god the stupid piggy QB doesn’t know how to audible because they should have scored on that 3rd down where we blew the coverage and had 2 on 3 on the outside. 

#1650
2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

it was a bad half, luckily we play another.  I haz faith

My downfall as well.

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