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Sark needs to quit calling inside zone runs here. We’ll be ok but we need an extended drive here to give the defense a breather

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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

We need to accept our OL is getting dominated and scheme around that

Screens?

No chance, I'd say at least 3 surly posters have either committed suicide or destroyed their tvs by now

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This feels like a game Texas can figure out and exploit the Hog's flaws. Might take a quarter or so, but Texas has better talent. 

I would like to be the 1st asshole tonight to proclaim:

Ballgame

This ream sucks!

Fire EVERYONE!

just kidding, think we’ll figure this out and win convincingly 

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Not sure how you can script around a shit offensive line that might not start for SFA when the D is selling out every play, but I hope Sark knows.  

This is the problem. Not much you can do. Motion, roll out, etc. But the pig d is in our backfield on the snap.

1 minute ago, TucoRamirez said:

Card needs to settle.


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what the ever loving fuck are you talking about?

Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

We need to accept our OL is getting dominated and scheme around that

exactly. need to just be honest about it. 

Serious question: we actually have our best OL on the field, or are we using experience as a substitute for ability?

Sark needs to scheme around o-line weaknesses. They have flaws.


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Just now, touchthemonolith said:

I'd straight suck a dick for us to get a first down on this next drive.

Have a feeling you might do it either way. 
 

 

username checks out btw

8 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Defense already looks settled in and ready for the game. Offense will get there soon.

it's like i've seen this before 🤘

1 minute ago, touchthemonolith said:

I'd straight suck a dick for us to get a first down on this next drive.

PM Derka

Just now, Woodrow Call said:

This feels like a game Texas can figure out and exploit the Hog's flaws. Might take a quarter or so, but Texas has better talent. 

And a coach who can adjust, thank Jebus.

I don't mean to be blindly optimistic but I can't help but feel they're just weathering the initial storm. Let's hope they start to adjust with the O-line and put the foot down on the noisy pedal.

3 minutes ago, Sal said:

Serious question: we actually have our best OL on the field, or are we using experience as a substitute for ability?

Sure looks like Karic is better than anything they have playing to the left of the center. 

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1 minute ago, touchthemonolith said:

I'd straight suck a dick for us to get a first down on this next drive.

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Fucking horse shit, Charlie Strong level effort by the defense and coaching so far.  Why the fuck is the CB on the right side of the D playing 2 yards deep in the end zone on that 3rd down?  This is gonna get really ugly, really fast because people believed the hype.  We're still the same team that shits the bed when we play someone else's Super Bowl.

2 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Screens?

Bubble screens galore!

2 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

How about a pass on first or second down here?

Is that even legal?

2 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

I'd straight suck a dick for us to get a first down on this next drive.

nothing straight about that, but we apprciate you taking one for the team. 

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

I would like to be the 1st asshole tonight to proclaim:

Ballgame

This ream sucks!

Fire EVERYONE!

just kidding, think we’ll figure this out and win convincingly 

I meant team, hope ream is not correct😟

hell of a play by Card

I'd straight suck a dick for us to get a first down on this next drive.
Get started.

Ist down, let's go O

Last week. Sark announced that he was scripting the first series or two or 10 plays.

I assume that's to shelter Card a little bit and maybe try to get Bijan going.

We seemed to scheme around OL shakiness well last week.  

Blocking by the whole team that time was excellent.

3 minutes ago, 28jcollins said:

I don't mean to be blindly optimistic but I can't help but feel they're just weathering the initial storm. Let's hope they start to adjust with the O-line and put the foot down on the noisy pedal.

Shortly after this post "Bijan Robinson hits the accelerator"

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