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Schooler is not good enough to start on D for this school

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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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Coburn - another one of the most overrated players in this program's history. Dude is getting washed on almost every play.

10 points feel a bit insurmountable with this line and that defense. And it appears we can’t stop them on offense, anyway. Motherfucking FUCK 

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Remember when 9.95ers were talking about our badass DL.  Yeah, getting pushed around like big pussies.

 

Rice was beating this team in the 2nd half.

You mean Sark doesn't look like a genius when you take away blue chips at every position, a huge advantage all over the field every game, OL domination and wide open WRs all game? No way!! This was always a dumb ass argument of why he was a good hire here. Because what he did inside the Bama machine? A chimp could go up there and have success with Bama's offense. 

This is Strong, Herman all over again.

It's always great when our D is running around, not knowing what to do, half a second before the snap.

If Sark was planning on playing Thompson today now would be a great time to give him a shot.

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Obvious fullback trap is obvious

kind of cool seeing it again honestly

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Not looking good

Sputtering Horns. They need to get their fucking shit together or they're gonna get blown out. Fucking D needs to figure it out and dig in.

If we dont do shit on this drive this game gonna be ugly, well uglier than the shit we are dealing with already 

Sark looks like Herman right now. I was expecting us coming out different but we look like and are playing like Herman is on the sidelines.

If we don't score on this drive I'm out. See you guys next year.

Good God calm down. It's a four quarter game. Winning one half doesn't mean you're going to win. 

Just now, cdain3 said:

If we don't score on this drive I'm out. See you guys next year.

Pussy

The only thing that can save this if we don’t win is the Surly RV getting impounded and having to dip into the Burnt Ends fund to bail out Immamac.

This is their Super Bowl. They'd rather beat Texas than anyone, so they may shoot their wad early.  I think Sark can make some changes and get us going. 

Why do I feel like this meme?

 

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I was hoping these kind of starts were behind us. 

I was thinking we take this mediocre Arkansas team to the woodshed but now I believe it'll be a close game in the 4th we'll have to see if the team has the fight to win a close game on the road. 

2 minutes ago, Xian said:

Casey better be out next drive 

probably worth giving him a shot. casey is likley a better qb with a shit oline. don't think card has done much wrong here this game but it is what it is

Okay, calm down and run the football.  Throw some screens.  Get Bijan into space.  We get the ball 2nd half.  Nothing is fucked.

Man that week when I thought we were well coached was pretty sweet.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sark looks like Herman right now. I was expecting us coming out different but we look like and are playing like Herman is on the sidelines.

Uh, Herman never got blanked (long way to go, I know), and rarely got blown out. We are headed for both.

Bunch of fucking pussies in this bitch

It's their super bowl. You have to make plays to shut them up.

Y’all need to calm down lol. We were like three inches from being up 7-3

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Tough start...

Damn

Not the start we’d hope for…let’s see if we can bounce back. Damnit. All things considered I could be in Fayetteville drunk in the stands surrounded by pigs…

Some of you pussies are going full texags right now.

Every week you fuckers make me think my eyes aren’t seeing what my eyes are seeing.

But what I’m seeing is shit. And I’m pretty sure it actually is shit.

Well here's where we find out if this coaching staff is different.  Let's go outscore them 31-7 from here

I can’t take losing to these inbreds again.  I’m still scarred from that bowl game where we had like 90 yards of total offense.

 

These coaches and players need to WAKE THE FUCK UP!.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

You mean Sark doesn't look like a genius when you take away blue chips at every position, a huge advantage all over the field every game, OL domination and wide open WRs all game? No way!! This was always a dumb ass argument of why he was a good hire here. Because what he did inside the Bama machine? A chimp could go up there and have success with Bama's offense. 

This is Strong, Herman all over again.

I wasn't that impressed by what I saw in the Orange White highlight reel

1 minute ago, GTX Horn said:

If Sark was planning on playing Thompson today now would be a great time to give him a shot.

you pull Card now and you fuck everything up

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

No call

Not a single hold that drive was called either. Not gonna matter. Time to nut up.

Gonna whine about the fans doing Horns Down, next?

We’re getting our asses kicked, plain and simple …

1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

I was told our defensive line was a strength

That's only because our O-Line is SO HORRIBLE that it made them look that way!

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