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Damn that was a massive stop. He really has to be thinking hard about Casey here. Card is looking a bit shell shocked on that last drive

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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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Just now, burntorangebongos said:

The Oline isn't going to give him time. 

On top of that, guys are getting enough separation for a freshman.  He's trying to protect the ball so he won't go into smaller windows unless he feels he has to or is under duress.  He may have to now.  

Dicker has always sucked. Literally made one meaningful kick and everyone nutted themselves and he’s been overvalued ever since. 

Edited by theBigHen

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

Let’s get to 14-13 

Woah woah, let's try to get to 3 first.

Edited by OU Sucks

Prediction for this drive: we put our freshman QB in another 3rd and long situation. 

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

We are still in it though. Need to stop running up the middle on 2 and 4. 

Are we? Offensive looks worse than Colorado’s. 

Didn’t Rice kick the shit out of this Arky team for three quarters last week?

1 minute ago, bigcigar said:

Getting our asses kicked in a 3 phases of the game. Not even hermanesque. This is Charlie fucking strong football

Indeed.

 

he’s getting chuck stronged.

 

 

fuckin embarassing

We sure could use a Mack Brown hand clap about now. 

 

No gas no breaks 

Everything   is gonna be alright    rockabye  

 

1st play Bijan for 7 yards

2nd Play Bijan loses 8 yards

false start

Card Sacked

Punt 

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

We are still in it though. Need to stop running up the middle on 2 and 4. 

With a slow developing run play.  Run downhill damnit. 

I still think card is the answer, but maybe we should put Thompson in because they've taken away our passing game and he might get us some yardage on his feet

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This is over 

It's not over till we say it's over. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

We settle and we win this game. Hold your vaginas

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Does Sark not trust Card at all to pass?? Holy shit. Arky is begging us to pass the ball. They are selling out on the run. And I see why they don't respect the pass. Card is not it.

It’s not Card bro. Our shitty WRs can’t get open yet again.

I am seriously thinking about how much I drink now, and I am pretty sure Texas Football is leading to me being a friend of what's his name...

 

I want to see Casey.

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

looks like i might be going to bed on time 

No shit I might actually make my 8:45 bed time tonight.

4 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

This is about to be a 1998 NC State Debacle.

Been biting my tongue about saying anything, but fuckin' A.

4 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

This is worse than Herman lol 

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Just now, BrickHorn said:

Didn’t Rice kick the shit out of this Arky team for three quarters last week?

Do Texas coaches ever look at game films?

Let’s take out our starting qb that hasn’t played a road game for our backup qb that hasn’t played a road game.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Good lord how shitty is ULaLa? Rice might beat us next week.

It's a whole different team right now. For whatever reason they weren't prepared for a rivalry opponent on the road type of start. You have to match their aggression early and wear them out late. 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Does Sark not trust Card at all to pass?? Holy shit. Arky is begging us to pass the ball. They are selling out on the run. And I see why they don't respect the pass. Card is not it.

they aren't selling out on the run, they don't have to, they are bitch slapping our pussy assed oline

1 minute ago, theBigHen said:

Dicker has always sucked. Literally made one meaningful kick and everyone nutted themselves and he’s been overvalued ever since. 

Also saved Herman’s ass by making a kick to not lose to Kansas at home 

If this was 7 on 7 we might have a chance with these lines. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yeah there is always Vandy

we are the new vandy lol 

These damn commercial breaks are so long…

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Are we? Offensive looks worse than Colorado’s. 

Don't be a bitch sark gots this 

4 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Should have left Dicker’s ass in Austin 

 

4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

You know we’re fucked when our punter is rattled lmao

 

4 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

Dicker fucking sucks.

 

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Holy fuck. Thanks, Dicker. You fucking choad

Obvious he can't handle both punting and field goals - mentally.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

you just conviently ignoring the TCU games where we lost lots to 1 score?

No. This reminds of of the early 2000 OU games where we looked lost, soft, and fucking over matched. Feel free to insert your own memories as needed. 
 

Looking at our O-line, fuck Blake Brockermeyer and all but one of his offspring.

Katie George looks rude

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

No gas no breaks 

Too bad it's a Nissan Leaf

We're still winning this game, you buncha Chicken Little bitches.

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Don't be a bitch sark gots this 

Your words, god or whoever’s esrs. 

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