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1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

thank god for that oil money, we'd be nothing without it.

Ain’t got nothing on nurse’s money.

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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Remember “wow the team looks so well coached.  Just executing without mistakes.  So refreshing.”

That was 7 days ago. 

Its a good thing teams improve the most between the first and second games, otherwise we would be in real trouble right now.

So much for all the kicking their ass bravado. Offense seems like they like licking ass...

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Definitely looked like a guy realizing he has a soft, weak team. 

fuck him then. he gets paid a lot of money so his team doesn't play like baby shit. 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Fucking Rice had 10 points at half last week.  Rice.

That piggy thought they could not play hard against and win. Duh!

Honestly we are close. We are like 6 o line recruits From being ok 

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

We are either extremely predictable or our play call signals are lazy and easy to read, because they keep making the correct defensive checks a lot

No their defensive strategy is simple. Their DL whoop the fuck out of our OL every single fucking play.

Maybe we can ask Rice how they scored 17 and had over 300 yards of offense against these fucks.

Edited by OU Sucks

I'll say this.  Pig may surprise some people.  They have sucked atrociously for the last couple of years and maybe had a hangover against Rice.

They have got to turn it around sometime.  Pittman seems like a better coach than they've had.

4 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Dicker should just focus on kicking. 

He should focus on punting. He sucks as a fg kicker.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Honestly we are close. We are like 6 o line recruits From being ok 

Lol

I don’t give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. 28-22 Horns. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Honestly we are close. We are like 6 o line recruits From being ok 

Any mid season transfer targets?

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Fucking Rice had 10 points at half last week.  Rice.

Rice has an offensive line.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

I'm not rooting against the starting QB you fuckstain. I am calling out the dipshits who whined about Thompson going in to early last week.

 

You fucking clown. 🤡

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Or anytime you are only down two possessions

Are you? You have ZERO points. You are making an assumption you can score.
Just now, TwiceHorn said:

I'll say this.  Pig may surprise some people.  They have sucked atrociously for the last couple of years and maybe had a hangover against Rice.

They have got to turn it around sometime.  Pittman seems like a better coach than they've had.

Lol, moral victory!

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

I'll say this.  Pig may surprise some people.  They have sucked atrociously for the last couple of years and maybe had a hangover against Rice.

They have got to turn it around sometime.  Pittman seems like a better coach than they've had.

Does he like motorcycles and his assistants’ wives?

6 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Imagine openly rooting against the starting QB of the team. Yikes. 

Nobody here is rooting against your imaginary boyfriend. You need some perspective 

 

6 minutes ago, F250 said:

78 fucking total yards of offense.

Don't even get me started.

 

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

LMAO at the people saying Sark is like Herman.

What they meant is that Texas Football is going to drive him to drinking.

Just now, The Deuce said:

I don’t give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. 28-22 Horns. 

24-16. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Honestly we are close. We are like 6 o line recruits From being ok 

Grad transfers. Recruits going to take 2-3 years to help. We need the help now. 

What?? He has missed open guys. One of which would have been a TD.  He’s been awful. 
The one to the open guy that "would have been a TD" who also was wide open and dropped a ball that hit him in the hands? You're assuming he catches it regardless how well it's thrown. Everyone is sucking right now.
2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

LMAO at the people saying Sark is like Herman.

 

this shit didn’t happen to Herman.

Maryland

Just now, Flg8rfan said:


Are you? You have ZERO points. You are making an assumption you can score.

Are you retarded? Fair question 

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

I'll say this.  Pig may surprise some people.  They have sucked atrociously for the last couple of years and maybe had a hangover against Rice.

They have got to turn it around sometime.  Pittman seems like a better coach than they've had.

They win 8 games. Maybe.

Although we might not win 5 so…

This time was tied with Rice in the 4th qtr last week. 
Next week may not be looking so good either. 

Edited by orange dream

I’m thinking final score is gonna be around 30-10 

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

LMAO at the people saying Sark is like Herman.

 

this shit didn’t happen to Herman.

You don't remember trailing Maryland 30-14 at the break?  The exact same margin?

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Gotta get this crowd out of the game 

Should we announce that some of their cousins are in the parking lot?

Better get the schedules out and mark a L' next to @ TCU, OU, and @ ISU.

1 minute ago, Modessit said:
5 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:
What?? He has missed open guys. One of which would have been a TD.  He’s been awful. 

The one to the open guy that "would have been a TD" who also was wide open and dropped a ball that hit him in the hands? You're assuming he catches it regardless how well it's thrown. Everyone is sucking right now.

Whittington makes the TD grab if he chooses not to backpedal

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

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You are the clown you stupid cocksucker. I am sure you were one of those Thompson is a bitch clowns so go die in a fire.

We look bad . I might stay up and keep drinking , cheer on the Horns and fuck the wife...Or I will go to bed 

I am getting real sleepy. Might be close to night night time 

Just now, The Deuce said:

I don’t give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. 28-22 Horns. 

We shall see if our coaches can make adjustments in 2nd half…and either love them or crush them surly style. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

You don't remember trailing Maryland 30-14 at the break?  The exact same margin?

I remember us scoring some points in that half…

Edited by lilMAC25

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

I'll say this.  Pig may surprise some people.  They have sucked atrociously for the last couple of years and maybe had a hangover against Rice.

They have got to turn it around sometime.  Pittman seems like a better coach than they've had.

Eh. Rice went toe to toe with them for 3Q.

Ark will win 5 games.

PK and sark are getting Art Briles'd on D and OL is looking mack brownian.

37 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Gotta get this crowd out of the game 

wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too late for that

I put in a call to Steve, told him to let the TE room know that if they pick it up in the second half I would increase my monthly donation to $20. That should light some fires. 

I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 
Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.
Just now, Pimphand said:

You are the clown you stupid cocksucker. I am sure you were one of those Thompson is a bitch clowns so go die in a fire.

You sound retarded. Get help 

I'm trying to think of a more embarrassing half of football on offense in the last 11 years. That was horrible. All things considered the defense was stout to only give up 16 

Just now, Modessit said:
5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

Remy is also top notch 

 

A++++

Horns, a billion.  Hurricane Ditka, ... less.

We are lucky it is just a 2 score game. We just need to stop them from driving and we need to execute our plays. The Oline needs to fucking get the lead out and beat the fucks they are up against. Shit, they are not a better squad. Beat them on play at a time, Oline. Fucking help your young QB get some breathing room. 
C Jones needs some lead in britches. Did you see the way 55 pushed his ass around?

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