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Card is as dynamic as a wet noodle. Put Casey in.  It can't get much worse.

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  • Steers4Queers
    Steers4Queers

    You’d think y’all shit ass UT fans would be used to losing to the Hogs by now. If not you’re in for a rude awakening when you get to the SEC. Oklahoma will be alright but y’all are gonna be looking up

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    yeah, yeah, yeah, but can you remind when the last time your garbage ass university beat arkansas? go play an sec schedule rather than the pussy foot big 12 schedule where you can bully the league int

  • texans_suck_arkansans_cock
    texans_suck_arkansans_cock

    nah we beat yalls ass in 2014 too. y’all only scored 7 points, remember? has texas beat arkansas a single time this decade? 

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3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Brewer can't block, can't run and he's our best tight end. for fucks sake

And he runs into Jamison on kickoff return. Awesome 

I like Sarkisian but if he doesn't give Thompson a chance to jump start this morgue I'lll like him a lot less.

It's cool guys....I changed shirts.  We would be all good for the 2nd half.

Well,

We've had a few epic comebacks at Arky before.  Let's do it again tonight...

 

Just now, GTX Horn said:

That toe out of bounds on the muffed punt is looming really large right now. Ughhhhhhh

Not really.  Issues are a lot bigger than that.

Texas went from few drops to dropping everything.  Coverage is tight so wide open passes need to be caught.  That's just how it goes regardless.  It's a low bar.  Everybody, do your job.  Nobody else's, your job, do it well repeatedly.  Simplify.  Arkansas isn't the more talented team.  

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The problem is much worse than a pussy O-Line and a washed QB.
This is a major coaching issue, to the point it looks like a foundational flaw. These guys are not executing at all, making horrible mistakes including untimely penalties, and simply don't look interested in the slightest. I don't think they're playing "afraid", they just don't want to be there..
Expect locker-room drama to distract the team the rest of the season.

Damn dude


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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This is one of those times when I wish I had a hot tub…

i have a pool that's 90 degrees and i do believe i will spend the second half in it.

well, i mean i'll see what the first series does. but i still believe i will be in the pool. 

Just now, GTX Horn said:

That toe out of bounds on the muffed punt is looming really large right now. Ughhhhhhh

So is the missed touchdown throw.  And the dropped pass for about 25 yards across the middle.

We've had some big plays that just weren't executed.

Go get 7 right now and we're in this game. 

That toe out of bounds on the muffed punt is looming really large right now. Ughhhhhhh

The bullshit non-call hit the QB at the knees was big too

If you’re not going to use Card as a dual threat then I think you need to bring Casey in.

If you’re prepared to run Card, then keep him in.

2 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

You gotta put Casey Thompson in. He’s a much better option than Jones at LT

I vote substitute in Karic and Hayden for Jones and Okafor

11 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

We are either extremely predictable or our play call signals are lazy and easy to read, because they keep making the correct defensive checks a lot

This is because they know we are not going to pass and our O-line can't block so they just wait for the run. Bijan is awesome but if he is our only option it's not hard to figure out what we are going to do.

 

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

I’m getting Texas bowl vibes and I was at that disaster

 

767 wingspan.

At least the meltdown thread article on Bama sight will have some good content 

I would have slid Casey in for a series just so Card could catch his breath. And it makes their defense make an adjustment that could favor us.

Just now, Jambon said:

Card is as dynamic as a wet noodle. Put Casey in.  It can't get much worse.

Start him in the 3rd. Change it up. Fuck me we look like crap. 

About to switch it up
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Haha at halftime of watching this shit show and you’re only 3 and a half beers deep.
1 minute ago, Okcool said:

And he runs into Jamison on kickoff return. Awesome 

yea he did that extremely well

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:
11 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:
We are lucky it is just a 2 score game. We just need to stop them from driving and we need to execute our plays. The Oline needs to fucking get the lead out and beat the fucks they are up against. Shit, they are not a better squad. Beat them on play at a time, Oline. Fucking help your young QB get some breathing room. 

C Jones needs some lead in britches. Did you see the way 55 pushed his ass around?

Then he needs to rub some shit on his shoulders and make 55 smell his ass while he talks shit. "My ass germs are gonna make your face melt, motherfucker!" Do something crazy, Jones! Gotdamn! Get mean and get berserker out there, Oline. You are only gonna get pushed around by these dudes if you don't get in their heads and make them fuck up.  

Just now, TexArcher said:

So is the missed touchdown throw.  And the dropped pass for about 25 yards across the middle.

We've had some big plays that just weren't executed.

Go get 7 right now and we're in this game. 

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Damn I’m glad I switched to Netflix in the 1st quarter. Sad how many times I’ve done this the last few years

Me checking in to see how my Texas homies are doing.

 

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Just now, Had Enough said:


The bullshit non-call hit the QB at the knees was big too

One of lineman should have jumped in that fuckers face.

This guy fucks (his hand)
I'm married. So yeah.
5 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I’m getting Texas bowl vibes and I was at that disaster

Same, and it feels exactly the fucking same. Fucking rage 😡 

Damn I’m glad I switched to Netflix in the 1st quarter. Sad how many times I’ve done this the last few years
What are you watching?

I have an idea.

 

What if we just switch the pedals around so that the brake pedal is now the accelerator

5 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

Anytime when the narrative going into a game is the other qb can't they're you can potty money on him having a monster night.

May I mambu dogfish in the banana patch? 

Arky treated this game like a Super Bowl, we’ve yet again come in with this pompous arrogant just another game attitude and it shows. 

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

It really blows my mind that every year.  every fucking year, these kids are told that the Texas game is our opponents super bowl every fucking week. and for the last 11 years at least our players act like they are stunned that they are playing against a team that wants to beat them every week.

 

They seem competley stupified that its gonna be a hard game.

 

I just dont get how our players get surprised every fucking year that they cant just walk over the opponent. 

I say it's been like this for 50+ years and people refuse to believe it.

Why the fuck do you think the Irate8 are so mad we're leaving them all behind to go to the SEC?

3 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

“Privately this staff believes they can make a playoff run.”

-Texas fanfic writers, fall 2021 

Good thing they kept that insanity quiet. 

1 minute ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

I would have slid Casey in for a series just so Card could catch his breath. And it makes their defense make an adjustment that could favor us.

what the fuck would they adjust?

Rewatching 1H offense... We need to run play action quick passing early on the series... They're very aggreasive on 1st and 2nd, then sitting on 3rd

1 minute ago, F250 said:

One of lineman should have jumped in that fuckers face.

our oline let him do it

Okay! It’s nighttime! Stop fucking around and scare them! Let’s go!!!!!

15 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

We are either extremely predictable or our play call signals are lazy and easy to read, because they keep making the correct defensive checks a lot

or arky know them from alabama last year, but couldn't stop them even with knowing. it's possible they know the audible, but got out talented

Took a halftime rally tequila shot, suggest y’all do the same. 🤘🏻

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